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Funny Infinity Quotes
Funny Quotes about Infinity

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To see the world in a grain of sand,
and to see heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hands,
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake

And there is the headlight, shining far down the track,
glinting off the steel rails that, like all parallel lines,
will meet in infinity, which is after all where this train is going.
- Bruce Catton

It is good a philosopher should remind himself,
now and then, that he is a particle pontificating on infinity.
- Ariel Durant

The poetic notion of infinity is far greater than that
which is sponsored by any creed.
- Joseph Brodsky


 

A single idea, if it is right, saves us the labor of
an infinity of experiences.
- Jacques Maritain

Meditation is the dissolution of thoughts in Eternal
awareness or Pure consciousness without objectification,
knowing without thinking, merging finitude in infinity.
- Voltaire

I cannot help it - in spite of myself,
infinity torments me.
- Alfred de Musset


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It was exactly an assembly line.
You could look into infinity down these rows of drawing tables.
- Gil Kane

The last proceeding of reason is to recognize that
there is an infinity of things which are beyond it.
There is nothing so conformable to reason as this disavowal of reason.
- Blaise Pascal

By confronting us with irreducible mysteries that stretch
our daily vision to include infinity,
nature opens an inviting and guiding path toward a spiritual life.
- Thomas More

You and I are essentially infinite choice-makers.
In every moment of our existence, we are in that field
of all possibilities where we have access to an infinity of choices.
- Deepak Chopra

Each work has its own space, which should neither be
conceived as a sort of cage nor regarded as extending to infinity.
- Marino Marini

Through Qigong, one learns to quiet the mind
and allow communion with the One.
We call the One "Tao," but you may be more comfortable
with a term like "Holy Spirit," or "God,"
as long as you don't start visualizing
an old man on a throne floating in the sky.
The One is everything, and everything is the One.
Each of us is the One, and the One is inside each of us.
Just remember that it's an infinity thing -
the tiniest bit of infinity is still infinite.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life.
It is present in the infinity of forms and phenomena
that exist in all of creation.
- Michael Jackson

Suffering is permanent, obscure and dark,
And shares the nature of infinity.
- William Wordsworth

I am incapable of conceiving infinity,
and yet I do not accept finity.
- Simone de Beauvoir

Mystery has its own mysteries, and there are gods above gods.
We have ours, they have theirs.
That is what's known as infinity.
- Jean Cocteau

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
- Alfred Jarry

Humanity is made up of an infinity of different individuals.
Each of us travels for motives exclusively his own.
- Ella Maillart

The religious idea of God cannot do full duty for the metaphysical infinity.
- Alan Watts

Mathematicians aren't satisfied because they know there
are no solutions up to four million or four billion,
they really want to know that there are no solutions up to infinity.
- Andrew Wiles

This is the truth: as from a fire aflame thousands of sparks come forth,
even so from the Creator an infinity of beings have
life and to him return again.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Falsehood has an infinity of combinations,
but truth has only one mode of being.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

The principle of the Gothic architecture is infinity made imaginable.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In the case of composite colour, an infinity of systems
must be obtained for maxima infinitely slight and with
an infinity of interval values separating them -
that is to say,
the whole thickness of the sensitive layer is occupied
in continuous manner by these maxima.
- Gabriel Lippmann

Yet it is in this loneliness that the deepest activities begin.
It is here that you discover act without motion,
labor that is profound repose, vision in obscurity,
and, beyond all desire, a fulfillment whose limits extend to infinity.
- Thomas Merton

Height, width, and depth are the three phenomena which
I must transfer into one plane to form the abstract surface of the picture,
and thus to protect myself from the infinity of space.
- Max Beckmann

If the infinity of the sea may call out thus,
perhaps when a man is growing old, calls come to him,
too, from another infinity still darker and more deeply mysterious;
and the more he is wearied by life the dearer are those calls to him.
- Henryk Sienkiewicz

Now an infinite happiness cannot be purchased by any
price less than that which is infinite in value;
and infinity of merit can only result from a nature
that is infinitely divine or perfect.
- Adam Clarke

Why I came here, I know not; where I shall go it is useless to inquire -
in the midst of myriads of the living and the dead worlds,
stars, systems, infinity, why should I be anxious about an atom?
- Lord Byron

If any philosopher had been asked for a definition of infinity,
he might have produced some unintelligible rigmarole,
but he would certainly not have been able to give a
definition that had any meaning at all.
- Bertrand Russell

Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands,
and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part.
Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses
one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth.
- Marston Morse

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow,
between science and superstition.
- Rod Serling

There could be no better time to fully integrate Infinity
with Viacom's tremendous portfolio of assets.
Infinity is performing at record levels and continues
to generate a tremendous amount of free cash flow that
will now fully benefit Viacom.
- Mel Karmazin

I think that the leaf of a tree, the meanest insect on which we trample,
are in themselves arguments more conclusive than any
which can be adduced that some vast intellect animates Infinity.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

The sky is one whole, the water another;
and between those two infinities the soul of man is in loneliness.
- Henryk Sienkiewicz

Thus passing through the infinite varieties of space
we reach the Divine space which is absolutely free
from all dimensions and constitutes the meeting point of all infinities.
- Muhammed Iqbal

Religion is absolutely unfathomable.
Always and everywhere one can dig more deeply into infinities.
- Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

Happiness blooms
in the presence of self-respect
and the absence of ego.
Love yourself.
Love everyone around you.
Love everyone in the whole world.
Know that your own life is of infinite importance,
as is every other life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty;
it is its own reward.
Everything else is in God's hands.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day,
a more tranquil night, and a bright,
infinite future.
- Leonard Bernstein

The power of imagination makes us infinite.
- John Muir

We are powerless to redesign the world,
but we have infinite power to create our appreciation of it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is One Infinite Mind,
which of necessity includes all that is,
whether it be the intelligence in man,
the life in the animal,
or the invisible Presence which is God.
- Ernest Holmes

We must learn to reawaken and keep ourselves awake,
not by mechanical aid, but by
an infinite expectation of the dawn.
- Henry David Thoreau

Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the Infinite.
- Francis Bacon

The River of Life flows eternally,
with infinite strength,
but with no convictions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We must accept finite disappointment,
but never lose infinite hope.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am profoundly grateful that the Powers of Light
have chosen ME to be a conduit for Infinite Love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Infinite growth of material consumption in a finite
world is an impossibility.
- E. F. Schumacher

There are moments when all anxiety
and stated toil are becalmed
in the infinite leisure and repose of nature.
- Henry David Thoreau

Music fills the infinite between two souls.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I have continuous and unlimited access to the infinite
and eternal energies of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League
uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
- Erma Bombeck

The world is a better place because I am here;
the energy that I radiate into this world
is a gift beyond my own understanding.
Through ME, an all encompassing Love enters this world;
and I am profoundly grateful that the Powers of Light
have chosen ME to be a conduit for Infinite Love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Simply see that you are at the center of the universe,
and accept all things and beings
as parts of your infinite body.
When you perceive that an act done to another
is done to yourself,
you have understood the great truth.
- Lao Tzu

The experience of democracy is like
the experience of life itself -
always changing, infinite in its variety,
sometimes turbulent
and all the more valuable
for having been tested by adversity.
- Jimmy Carter

I offer my body, my mind
and any ability that I posses,
to be used by Thee, O Infinite Creator,
in whatever way Thou dost choose
to express Thyself through me.
I know that all work is Thy work,
and that no task is too difficult
or too menial when offered
to Thee in loving service.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Once the realization is accepted that even between
the closest human beings infinite distances continue,
a wonderful living side by side can grow,
if they succeed in loving the distance between them
which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

When we contemplate the whole globe as one great dewdrop,
striped and dotted with continents and islands,
flying through space with other stars
all singing and shining together as one,
the whole universe appears as an infinite storm of beauty.
- John Muir

I thank you God for this most amazing day,
for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and for the blue dream of sky
and for everything which is natural,
which is infinite, which is yes.
- e. e. cummings

It is not our place to know the mind of God.
Spirit knows what is best in the long run -
best for each of us individually,
and best for humanity as a whole.
This is often very difficult to accept
when we see war and disease in the world
and experience physical and emotional suffering
in ourselves, our family, and our friends.
I consider this belief in God's infinite power
and ultimate wisdom to be the true test of faith.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We can all be geniuses because one definition of genius
is the infinite capacity for taking pains.
- Knute Rockne

We are the world.
We are the people and we deserve better not because
we're worth it but because no worth can be put on the incalculable,
on the infinite, on life.
- Nick Mancuso

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself.
It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations:
it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.
- Honore de Balzac

If a thing loves, it is infinite.
- William Blake

Use your imagination, and you'll see that even the most narrow,
humdrum lives are infinite in scope if you examine them with enough care.
- Mark Haddon

The gifts of nature are infinite in their variety,
and mind differs from mind almost as much as body from body.
- Marcus Fabius Quintilian

Let us have a dagger between our teeth,
a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts.
- Benito Mussolini


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