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Funny Emotional Pain Quotes
Funny Quotes about Emotional Pain

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Pain is what the world inflicts upon us.
Suffering is our emotional reaction when we fail
to make the difficult conscious choice to choose Joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you have an emotional reaction in the presence of someone,
your heart is telling you that you have
not resolved your issues with them.
In other words, you have not truly forgiven that person.
All of this begs the question, how do we forgive?
First, cease lying to yourself and stop telling yourself stories
about why you behave the way you do.
Stop blaming your behavior on other people
and take responsibility for your emotional reactions.
If you could forgive all the people in your life
who have hurt or wounded you
it would be possible to be in control of your behavior
instead of being in reaction to other people all of the time.
Imagine living life without experiencing
a constant emotional roller-coaster of pain, anger, and jealousy!
That would be bliss!
- Sheri Rosenthal

Once you have seen the truth
you must make the decision to let go
of the pain, anger, and resentment you have been holding on to.
This requires you to take action.
If you are attached to your pain, resentment,
and self-righteousness, and addicted to your emotional reactions,
this will be a difficult step for you.
Taking action requires letting go of the very thing
you have been holding on to for so many years.
There is comfort in what we find familiar,
even if we are experiencing pain and suffering.
The pain and suffering itself becomes the familiarity we seek.
It takes absolute faith in yourself
plus courage, will, and discipline to let go.
But once you let go, it will be as if
the weight of the world has been taken off your shoulders.
In this process it is important to forgive
not just the others in our lives, but also ourselves.
For most people, giving ourselves
the gift of forgiveness is very challenging.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Being a mother adds another emotional dimension,
a feel for children that I didn't have before I had one.
They were a pain before.
- Julie Walters


 

Being angry harms your physical,
emotional, and spiritual well-being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A system of morality which is based
on relative emotional values
is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception
which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.
- Socrates

That deep emotional conviction of the presence
of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed
in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.
- Albert Einstein


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Owning a home is a keystone of wealth...
both financial affluence and emotional security.
- Suze Orman

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping
of females begins when the doctor says:
It's a girl.
- Shirley Chisholm

There are colors and feelings and emotional terrain
that we occupy that is ours and ours alone.
- Bono

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
- James Thurber

People sort themselves into groups
of happy people and unhappy people
through two different, but complementary mechanisms,
influence and affinity.
I influence those around me
with my emotional state, either happy or unhappy.
At the same time, I feel an affinity
for others who are like me in some way -
in this case by sharing my emotional outlook on life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Learn to become still. And to take your attention
away from what you don't want, and all the emotional charge around it,
and place your attention on what you wish to experience.
- Michael Beckwith

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
- Peter De Vries

The limitation of riots, moral questions aside,
is that they cannot win and their participants know it.
Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary
because it invites defeat.
It involves an emotional catharsis,
but it must be followed by a sense of futility.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

During his training, a baseball player strives
to make each swing better than the last.
The repetition of a faulty swing would be worse than useless.
It would ingrain bad habits.
The same is true of emotional responses.
If we allow ourselves to continue to have the same angry responses,
we just entrench our anger habit.
But if we strive - through consciousness, visualization, and coaching -
to moderate our anger response,
over time, we can train ourselves to respond
to events as we choose - without anger.
You can't magically be free from anger tomorrow,
but you can put yourself on your own training program
that will reduce the frequency and intensity
of your anger response day by day, year by year.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Liar is a strong word, but we are all liars.
Not in the sense of intentionally speaking untruths,
but in the sense of carrying so much historical
and emotional baggage that none of us is believable.
To lie means to speak an untruth,
and virtually everything that comes out of our mouth
is an untruth - an opinion, an assumption,
a point-of-view based on our past.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I accept that no one else has ever been to blame
for either my joy or my suffering.
The entire cause of all my joys and all my sufferings
is my own emotional response to the events of my life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's hard to regulate the speed at which you can achieve
something creative and emotional.
- Carol Kane

These people are amazing.
It's so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara.
- Victoria Beckham

Painful as it may be, a significant emotional event
can be the catalyst for choosing a direction that serves us -
and those around us -
more effectively.
Look for the learning.
- Louisa May Alcott

Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion.
- Robert Quillen

Adolescence represents an inner emotional upheaval,
a struggle between the eternal human wish to cling
to the past and the equally powerful wish to get on with the future.
- Louise J. Kaplan

For the first time I feel an inner emotional security.
There is reality and dependability.
My life revolves around Richard and the baby.
- Natalie Wood

So, without being cold, you really have to try to retain
the capacity to help people without becoming too emotional
or allowing your own emotions to have full rein.
- Guy Green

An emotional performance is usually more instinctive to an actor.
- Alan Bates

The world is changing and the physical barriers are down now.
It's time for the emotional barriers to go down.
And what better place to start than school?
- Laura San Giacomo

I Forgive Myself and All Others with Compassion -
I forgive everyone, especially myself,
for all actions and all inactions throughout my entire life.
I accept that no one else has ever been to blame
for either my joy or my suffering.
The entire cause of all my joys and all my sufferings
is my own emotional response to the events of my life,
and I am committed to consistently distinguishing
between my feelings about events
and the physical occurrence of those events.
I declare that everyone who has ever played any role
in any of the events of my life is entirely without fault.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The amygdala in the emotional center sees and hears
everything that occurs to us instantaneously and is
the trigger point for the fight or flight response.
- Daniel Goleman

Well, softness and femininity like yours people don't expect of me;
so when they find me emotional and capable of real vulnerability,
they're surprised.
- Faye Dunaway

Like Americans, people outside America want fun,
want an emotional compensation for the utilitarianism
and calculation that mark the rest of their lives.
- Todd Gitlin

Countries are either mothers or fathers,
and engender the emotional bristle secretly reserved for either sire.
- Edna O'Brien

I'm a pretty emotional person.
- Katey Sagal

Mindful meditation has been discovered to foster the
ability to inhibit those very quick emotional impulses.
- Daniel Goleman

The greater the feeling of inferiority that has been experienced,
the more powerful is the urge to conquest and the more
violent the emotional agitation.
- Alfred Adler

U2 is an original species...
there are colors and feelings and emotional terrain
that we occupy that is ours and ours alone.
- Bono

Full, saturated colours have an emotional significance I want to avoid.
- Lucian Freud

We must become acquainted with our emotional household:
we must see our feelings as they actually are,
not as we assume they are.
This breaks their hypnotic and damaging hold on us.
- Vernon Howard

Nuclear war is such an emotional subject that many
people see the weapons themselves as the common enemy of humanity.
- Herman Kahn

While they would have provided financial support if I had needed it,
the greatest support my parents gave was emotional,
psychological.
- Judd Nelson

I like the storytelling and reading the letters,
the long-distance dedications.
Anytime in radio that you can reach somebody on an emotional level,
you're really connecting.
- Casey Kasum

Getting emotional about things is a peacetime luxury.
In wartime, it's much too painful.
- Edmund H. North

I don't feel any pressure from fans.
But I'm always in some kind of state of emotional turmoil.
I would not describe myself as happy-go-lucky.
That's not to say that I'm not happy.
- Paul Simon

Perhaps the better word is emotional yes,
I am an emotional man.
- Gyorgy Ligeti

Yes, but Hollywood is the strangest place in that they'll
torpedo their own film to prove an emotional point.
- Richard Linklater

I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve.
I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich.
- Pierre Salinger

Jury selection is strictly an emotional process.
They're looking for people they can manipulate.
Both sides are.
- Joseph Wambaugh

No one writes about the emotional things you go through.
- Jimmy Chamberlin

I wanted to make a film that was sophisticated and emotional,
but for a wider audience.
- Stephen Hopkins

When the intensity of emotional conviction subsides,
a man who is in the habit of reasoning will search
for logical grounds in favour of the belief which he finds in himself.
- Bertrand Russell

Landscape is a piece that is emotional and psychological.
- Jim Hodges

If you see something that you feel is familiar it gives
you an important kind of emotional connection.
- Marc Newson

Going back to Ireland involves at least six to seven
emotional breakdowns for me per day.
- Anjelica Huston

It is not our place to know the mind of God.
Spirit knows what is best in the long run -
best for each of us individually,
and best for humanity as a whole.
This is often very difficult to accept
when we see war and disease in the world
and experience physical and emotional suffering
in ourselves, our family, and our friends.
I consider this belief in God's infinite power
and ultimate wisdom to be the true test of faith.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There was tremendous emotion.
Every shift was so emotional.
- Marcel Dionne

For sure I would be a very emotional captain.
A very hands-on captain.
- Payne Stewart

In my subconscious, my books were part of a single emotional journey.
- Jeanette Winterson

I always felt and still feel that fairy tales have
an emotional truth that is so deep that there are few
things that really rival them.
- Alice Hoffman

I don't think that bravery is about skin.
Bravery is about a willingness to show emotional need.
- Richard Gere

I don't need to manufacture trauma in my life to be creative.
I have a big enough reservoir of sadness or emotional trauma to last me.
- Sting

I write emotional algebra.
- Anais Nin

A lot of young directors, they're not confident;
they're not open to the emotional level of the scene.
- Terence Stamp

Composing a piece of music is very feminine.
It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative.
By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine.
- Barbara Kolb

That's me, I'm emotional.
- David Wells

Your emotional life is not written in cement during childhood.
You write each chapter as you go along.
- Harry Stack Sullivan

Music, I feel, must be emotional first and intellectual second.
- Maurice Ravel

Any time I got in emotional turmoil,
I felt sick all the time,
like at any minute I would die.
- Skeet Ulrich

As a viewer, my own work elicits strong emotional reaction from me.
- Jim Hodges

I try to keep a balance between conceptional or intellectual
comprehension and emotional understanding.
- Alva Noto

Design must seduce, shape, and perhaps more importantly,
evoke an emotional response.
- April Greiman

It's very dependent on your state of mind.
And your emotional state as well.
And a lot of it comes pouring out, you don't really
have that much control with it.
- Eric Clapton


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