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Funny Anger Quotes
Funny Quotes about Anger

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Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You will not be punished for your anger,
you will be punished by your anger.
- The Buddha PHOTO

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
- Jacqueline Schiff


 

Where there is no accusation of "fault,"
there can be no anger.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

The world is a mirror for anger,
which returns to its source as burning torment.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Resenting someone, or hating someone, ensures that
you can never emotionally escape that person.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger.
When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
- Roseanne Barr

When anger rises, think of the consequences.
- Confucius

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
- Francis Bacon

Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.
- George Eliot

Bitterness is like cancer.
It eats upon the host.
But anger is like fire.
It burns it all clean.
- Maya Angelou

Expressing anger is a form of public littering.
- Willard Gaylin

Repressed anger still is anger, it just isn't expressed.
If you truly have no anger, you are blessed and joyful.
If you have repressed anger, know that you have anger,
you just haven't expressed that anger.
Go ahead, express your anger briefly,
pound pillows, scream, curse.
Then take a deep breath, and get over it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Resenting someone is a way of never leaving that person.
- Kare Anderson

Don't get the impression that you arouse my anger.
You see, one can only be angry with those he respects.
- Richard M. Nixon

Anger? perhaps there is a better way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The world needs anger.
The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.
- Bede Jarrett

Keep cool; anger is not an argument.
- Daniel Webster

We have no enemies,
we have only friendships that we haven't yet developed
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful
to us than the injury that provokes it.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Doing an injury puts you below your enemy;
revenging one make you but even with him;
forgiving it sets you above him.
- Benjamin Franklin [attributed]

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb

Fair peace becomes men; ferocious anger belongs to beasts.
- Ovid

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
- Marcus Aurelius

Being angry is as close as a human being
can come to experiencing hell on earth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time.
Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have
the power to choose either.
- Wayne Dyer

Learn to be calm and you will always be happy.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
- Robert Green Ingersoll

Anger is one of the sinews of the soul.
- Thomas Fuller

Being angry harms your physical,
emotional, and spiritual well-being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal
with the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
- The Buddha

Cry for the souls of the angry,
for they sleep the troubled sleep of the damned.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anger is a short madness.
- Horace

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
- William Congreve

Whenever you're in conflict with someone,
there is one factor that can make the difference
between damaging your relationship and deepening it.
That factor is attitude.
- William James

Every time you get angry, you poison your own system.
- Alfred A. Montapert

There are two things a person should never be angry at,
what they can help, and what they cannot.
- Plato

A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green.
- Francis Bacon

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
- Austin O'Malley

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
- Baltasar Gracian

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.
- Cato

Once you have seen the truth
you must make the decision to let go
of the pain, anger, and resentment you have been holding on to.
This requires you to take action.
If you are attached to your pain, resentment,
and self-righteousness, and addicted to your emotional reactions,
this will be a difficult step for you.
Taking action requires letting go of the very thing
you have been holding on to for so many years.
There is comfort in what we find familiar,
even if we are experiencing pain and suffering.
The pain and suffering itself becomes the familiarity we seek.
It takes absolute faith in yourself
plus courage, will, and discipline to let go.
But once you let go, it will be as if
the weight of the world has been taken off your shoulders.
In this process it is important to forgive
not just the others in our lives, but also ourselves.
For most people, giving ourselves
the gift of forgiveness is very challenging.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be,
since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
- Thomas Kempis

Whenever you are angry, be assured that
it is not only a present evil,
but that you have increased a habit.
- Epictetus

There is nothing that so much gratifies an ill tongue
as when it finds an angry heart.
- Thomas Fuller

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
- Golda Meir

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be
left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.
- Frank Moore Colby

When we quarrel, how we wish we had been blameless.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The River of Life has no meaning,
no good, no bad, no better, no worse,
no love, no hate, no fear, no anger, no joy.
The River of Life has no judgment, no expectation.
The River of Life just IS.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

How often it is that the angry man rages denial of
what his inner self is telling him.
- Frank Herbert

When one gets angry, it is always angry AT someone -
perhaps a friend or spouse, perhaps a stranger,
perhaps the nameless "they" - "those people at the bank wronged me,"
perhaps God, or perhaps oneself.
In any case, when one gets angry,
they want to find someone to be "responsible" for what happened.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One should not lose one's temper unless one is certain
of getting more and more angry to the end.
- William Butler Yeats

Never do anything when you are in a temper,
for you will do everything wrong.
- Baltasar Gracian

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
- George Jean Nathan

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
- Christopher Morley

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
- William Congreve

Hatred is an affair of the heart; contempt that of the head.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Give yourself the gift of forgiving
everyone you are angry with -
for every action you resent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back.
Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
- Charles Barkley

I can only have peace of mind when I forgive rather than judge.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Today is a day to cover your best weapons in velvet.
Go gently into the world.
Hold your anger.
Keep your competitive spirit in check.
Some day you will need your fierce weapons,
but not today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Forgiving others is a gift to yourself,
given not because the other deserves pardon,
but because you deserve the serenity and joy
that comes from releasing resentment and anger,
and from embracing universal forgiveness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

No one is to be called an enemy,
all are your benefactors, and no one does you harm.
You have no enemy except yourselves.
- St. Francis of Assisi

He that would be angry and sin not, must not be angry with anything but sin.
- John Ruskin

Get mad, then get over it.
- Colin Powell

You cannot hate other people without hating yourself.
- Oprah Winfrey

If a small thing has the power to make you angry,
does that not indicate something about your size?
- Sydney J. Harris

Anger is a destructive emotion
that becomes instinctive over the years.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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