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Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Scuttle the Assumptions, dash the Expectations,
and hoist the sails of CHOICE to harness the winds of JOY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is much more painful to have lost
something you thought you had,
than never to have had it at all.
If feels as if our trust was dashed.
We are disappointed and we are angry;
but not quite sure at who to direct our anger.
Someone, perhaps "the system," perhaps God,
should have done better.
Most of all we are angry at ourselves -
even though we did our best -
and we are afraid.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
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Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln
Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde
For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill
I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra
I always avoid prophesying beforehand,
because it is a much better policy to prophesy
after the event has already taken place.
- Winston Churchill
I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy
It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The invisible and nonexistent look much alike.
- Delos B. McKown
Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Morality which depends upon the helplessness
of a man or woman has not much to recommend it.
Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart
Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
How does so much gossip fit in such small minds?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann
Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus
The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen
Hold on with a bulldog grip,
and chew and choke as much as possible.
- Abraham Lincoln
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin
Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus
Lord, grant that I might not so much
seek to be loved as to love.
- St. Francis of Assisi
Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
I think that is a much greater hunger,
a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
- Mother Teresa
Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling
It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
Interdependence is and ought to be
as much the ideal of man as self-sufficiency.
Man is a social being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Comfort and prosperity have never enriched
the world as much as adversity has.
- Billy Graham
We are injured and hurt emotionally,
not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
but by our own attitude and our own response.
- Maxwell Maltz
If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper
As human beings, our greatness lies
not so much in being able to remake the world -
as in being able to remake ourselves.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
- Alan Watts
We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell
I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell
Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo
We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves.
They have a certain power, a certain aura and a certain magnetism.
- Osho
Choose to See Beauty and Joy:
Much in life can be seen as ugly or beautiful - it's our choice.
Why would we choose to see any part of life as ugly?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Much in life can be seen as ugly or beautiful - it's our choice.
Why would we choose to see any part of life as ugly?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Whether we allow external events to
shape our lives at a core level
is very much within our own control.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Living never wore one out
so much as the effort not to live.
- Anais Nin
The man who promises everything, is sure to fulfill nothing,
and everyone who promises too much is in danger of
using evil means in order to carry out his promises,
and is already on the road to perdition.
- Carl Jung
Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few.
- Winston Churchill
Who would ever think that so much went on
in the soul of a young girl?
- Anne Frank
Alone we can do so little;
together we can do so much.
- Helen Keller
This day I see that pretty much all
my correspondences are love letters.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
During life, none of us is 100% open to Spirit -
we have too much ego to do that.
Only at death do we give up our ego and completely open to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I had forgotten how much light there is in the world,
'til you gave it back to me.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
The wise man looks into space,
and does not regard the small as too little,
nor the great as too much;
for he knows that there is no limit to dimensions.
- Lao Tzu
Politics are very much like war.
We may even have to use poison gas at times.
- Winston Churchill
If thy brother wrongs thee,
remember not so much his wrong-doing,
but more than ever that he is thy brother.
- Epictetus
It is usually the imagination that is wounded first,
rather than the heart; it being much more sensitive.
- Henry David Thoreau
We do not yet possess ourselves,
and we know at the same time
that we are much more.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do...
but how much love we put in that action.
- Mother Teresa
Even in the Christian religion,
much of its real meaning is hidden by words
that are misleading and symbols that but few understand.
- Ernest Holmes
There is nothing with which every man is so afraid
as getting to know how enormously much
he is capable of doing and becoming.
- Soren Kierkegaard
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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