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Funny Power Quotes
Funny Quotes about Power

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A common denominator of all religions is that
they have the power to bring out the best and the worst in people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch
too many of them together.
- Josh Billings

It is more agreeable to have the power to give than to receive.
- Winston Churchill

New York City is a great monument
to the power of money and greed...
a race for rent.
- Frank Lloyd Wright


 

Almost any sect, cult, or religion will
legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power.
- Robert A. Heinlein

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill

It is when power is wedded to chronic fear
that it becomes formidable.
- Eric Hoffer


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The attempt to combine wisdom and power
has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.
- Albert Einstein

The means by which we live have outdistanced
the ends for which we live.
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power.
We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything
save our modes of thinking
and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
- Albert Einstein

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power.
We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings,
and so, give them the power to pull ours.
- Aldous Huxley

Power without a nation's confidence is nothing.
- Catherine II

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true.
It's just learning not to take the first no.
And if you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner.
- Cher

Use the power of your word
in the direction of truth and love.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Power is paradoxical.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

Sir, I am no sycophant or worshipper of power anywhere.
- Benjamin F. Wade

A man's true state of power and riches is to be in himself.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up.
Only one thing matters, one thing; to be able to dare!
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

Power is dangerous unless you have humility.
- Richard J. Daley

Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control;
these three alone lead one to sovereign power.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

I was now resolved to do everything in my power to defeat the system.
- Oskar Schindler

Justice and power must be brought together,
so that whatever is just may be powerful,
and whatever is powerful may be just.
- Blaise Pascal

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.
- Allen Klein

The value systems of those with access to power and
of those far removed from such access cannot be the same.
The viewpoint of the privileged is unlike that of the underprivileged.
- Aung San Suu Kyi

Each underestimates her own power and overestimates the other's.
- Deborah Tannen

Power and position often make a man trifle with the truth.
- George A. Smith

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.
- Charles de Gaulle

Power is the great aphrodisiac.
- Henry A. Kissinger

Prestige is the shadow of money and power.
- C. Wright Mills

The power of the people and the power of reason are one.
- Georg Buchner

The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future.
- Eric Hoffer

It is folly for a man to pray to the gods for that
which he has the power to obtain by himself.
- Epicurus

Power is the most persuasive rhetoric.
- Friedrich Schiller

The greatest power is not money power,
but political power.
- Walter Annenberg

Every crisis offers you extra desired power.
- William Moulton Marston

Power ought to serve as a check to power.
- Charles de Secondat

Power concedes nothing without a demand.
It never did and it never will.
- Frederick Douglass

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion
will legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power to do so,
and will follow it by suppressing opposition,
subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young,
and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.
- Robert Heinlein

Know the power and the peace of saying,
"I love you just the way you are."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers.
Pray for power equal to your tasks.
- Phillips Brooks

The only power you have is the word no.
- Frances McDormand

Power has only one duty - to secure the social welfare of the People.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Never go backward.
Attempt, and do it with all your might.
Determination is power.
- Charles Simmons

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give it away.
- Aneurin Bevan

The greatest power is often simple patience.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected.
- William Plomer

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.
- Bruce Lee

Every man builds his world in his own image.
He has the power to choose, but no power to escape the necessity of choice.
- Ayn Rand

Knowledge is the most democratic source of power.
- Alvin Toffler

The advertisers who believe in the selling power of
jingles have never had to sell anything.
- David Ogilvy

The rules have changed.
True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf,
not gun cabinet or wallet.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

Unlimited power corrupts the possessor.
- William Pitt

There are two ways of attaining an important end,
force and perseverance; the silent power of the latter
grows irresistible with time.
- Anne Sophie Swetchine

Immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your
secret reveries that you were born to control affairs.
- Andrew Carnegie

Those who desire to rise as high as our human condition allows,
must renounce intellectual pride, the omnipotence of clear thinking,
belief in the absolute power of logic.
- Alexis Carrel

The real problem is that the way that power is given
out in our society pits us against each other.
- Anita Hill

Power acquired by violence is only a usurpation,
and lasts only as long as the force of him who commands
prevails over that of those who obey.
- Denis Diderot

The way to have power is to take it.
- Boss Tweed

Character is power.
- Booker T. Washington

Power is always dangerous.
Power attracts the worst and corrupts the best.
- Edward Abbey

Whoever is new to power is always harsh.
- Aeschylus

No matter what has happened, you too have the power to enjoy yourself.
- Allen Klein

I cured with the power that came through me.
- Black Elk

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain
about what he wants and sets out to get it,
no holds barred.
Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
- Donald Trump

The law has no power over heroes.
- Charlotte Lennox

Circumstances are beyond human control,
but our conduct is in our own power.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Man's greatness lies in his power of thought.
- Blaise Pascal

Will power is only the tensile strength of one's own disposition.
One cannot increase it by a single ounce.
- Cesare Pavese

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
- Abraham Lincoln


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