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Funny Moments Quotes
Funny Quotes about Moments

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Let me bring peace into moments of chaos.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

Our faith comes in moments; our vice is habitual.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
- Rabindranath Tagore PHOTO


 

I Receive ALL of Life with Thanksgiving -
I have gratitude for EVERYTHING
that has ever occurred to bring me to this moment.
I give thanks for the joys and the sufferings,
the moments of peace and the flashes of anger,
the compassion and the indifference,
the roar of my courage and the cold sweat of my fear.
I accept gratefully the entirety of my past and my present life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous

The opportunity for greater courage
comes in the most ordinary of moments.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


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We all have our thorns. We, and Life, have our moments.
Life occurs before our morning coffee.
Life occurs in our bathrobe with our hair uncombed.
Bless and give thanks for All of Life - the bloom and the thorns.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ordinary life does not interest me.
I seek only the high moments.
I am in accord with the surrealists,
searching for the marvelous.
- Anais Nin

Wherever life takes us, there are always moments of wonder.
- Jimmy Carter

I wake up to profound perspective that allows me to
celebrate the choices of my moments, of my life.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We can only be said to be truly alive in those moments
when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.
- Thornton Wilder

There are moments when all anxiety
and stated toil are becalmed
in the infinite leisure and repose of nature.
- Henry David Thoreau

Know that you hold the power to
bring peace into moments of chaos.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Gratitude bestows reverence, allowing us to encounter
everyday epiphanies, those transcendent moments of awe
that change forever how we experience life and the world.
- John Milton

I bring Peace into moments of chaos.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands
in moments of comfort and convenience,
but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

What is free time? I'm a single mother.
My free moments are filled with loving my little girl.
- Roma Downey

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
- Aristotle Onassis

The real test of friendship is: can you literally do
nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those
moments of life that are utterly simple?
- Eugene Kennedy

You will find as you look back upon your life that
the moments when you have truly lived are the moments
when you have done things in the spirit of love.
- Henry Drummond

The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which
it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters.
- Thomas Jefferson

I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover.
- Fran Drescher

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.
- Al Boliska

I have not lost faith in God.
I have moments of anger and protest.
Sometimes I've been closer to him for that reason.
- Elie Wiesel

My life comes down to three moments:
the death of my father,
meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter.
Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.
- William Butler Yeats

So during those first moments of the day,
which are yours and yours alone, you can circumvent
these boundaries and concentrate fully on spiritual matters.
And this gives you the opportunity to plan the time
management of the entire day.
- Menachem Mendel Schneerson

We are composed of self-contradictions.
Each of us is loving in some moments - hateful in others.
Patient and calm sometimes - harried by urgency at others.
Understanding - and self-absorbed.
Reassuring - and sarcastic.
Generous - and greedy.
Trusting - and jealous.
Comforting - and snappish.
Original - and stuck in a rut.
Thankful - and needy.
Forgiving - and vengeful.
Nurturing ourself - and stuffing ourself with fast food.
Honoring our bodies - and overstressing.
Being Joyful - and Suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The dissenter is every human being at those moments
of his life when he resigns momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
- Archibald MacLeish

Spending waiting moments doing crossword puzzles or
reading a book you brought yourself.
- Marilyn vos Savant

Weird people follow you in the streets,
you can't sit alone in a restaurant or a cafe and read a book in peace,
and I think everybody values those moments of being alone.
- Winona Ryder

We do not know the true value of our moments until
they have undergone the test of memory.
- Georges Duhamel

Little moments can have a feeling and a texture that is very real.
- Ralph Fiennes

On this day, as on every day,
we Receive ALL of Life with Thanksgiving.
We have gratitude for EVERYTHING
that has ever occurred to bring us to this moment.
We give thanks for the joys and the sufferings,
the moments of peace and the flashes of anger,
the compassion and the indifference,
the roar of our courage
and the cold sweat of our fear.
We accept gratefully the entirety
of our past and our present life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Character is that sum total of moments we can't explain.
- George Saunders

With photography, you zero in; you put a lot of energy into short moments,
and then you go on to the next thing.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
- Gioachino Rossini

Life is a wave, which in no two consecutive moments
of its existence is composed of the same particles.
- John Tyndall

There are moments when I can't believe I'm as old as I am.
But I feel better physically than I did 10 years ago.
I don't think, Oh God, I'm missing something.
- Madonna Ciccone

Words can sometimes, in moments of grace,
attain the quality of deeds.
- Elie Wiesel

I really think about the times that I've been through
with my husband and all the stuff that we've been through together,
and I think to those moments for inspiration for the role.
- Deborah Cox

I had moments of my actions and words not reflecting who it is I am -
if that defines a punk,
then yes, absolutely.
- Andre Agassi

I think what I'm trying to do is create moments of recognition.
To try to detonate some kind of feeling or understanding of lived experience.
- Barbara Kruger

The three great moments of my life had to be the concerts of Ellington in 1938,
Dizzy in '48, and Ella in '52.
- Boris Vian

I experience a period of frightening clarity in those
moments when nature is so beautiful.
I am no longer sure of myself, and the paintings appear as in a dream.
- Vincent Van Gogh

Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments
of the happiest and best minds.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

I want the public to know that it will be an honor
for me to meet them and spend a few special moments
with all those who helped me through my filmed career.
- Tony Curtis

There are some moments in life, some feelings;
one can only point to them and pass by.
- Ivan Turgenev

Life is a succession of crises and moments when we
have to rediscover who we are and what we really want.
- Jean Vanier

There are moments when everything goes well,
but don't be frightened.
- Jules Renard

The other side of it is that, despite all that,
people reach out to poetry at the key moments in their lives.
- Paul Muldoon

There are places and moments in which one is so completely
alone that one sees the world entire.
- Jules Renard

Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
- Rose Kennedy

Life is a succession of moments, to live each one is to succeed.
- Corita Kent

True love is quiescent, except in the nascent moments of true humility.
- Bryant H. McGill

There's moments where I want to break down and cry,
but not give up.
- Ashlee Simpson

Of course there are moments that you wonder how long
you should be doing it because there are other aspects which are not nice,
of this lifestyle.
But I just love winning.
- Ayrton Senna

Great moments are born from great oppurtunities.
- Herb Brooks

What we value about music and literature are the moments
that they create in our minds when we encounter them.
- Stephan Jenkins

Art is the fatal net which catches these strange moments
on the wing like mysterious butterflies,
fleeing the innocence and distraction of common men.
- Giorgio de Chirico

There are certain moments when we might wish the future
were built by men of the past.
- Jean Rostand

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
- Gary Larson

I'm not geeky but I have my geeky, corky moments,
and then I've got some aspects of cool in me,
I guess.
- Nick Cannon

Poets are like baseball pitchers.
Both have their moments.
The intervals are the tough things.
- Robert Frost

In the first moments, the members of the Presidium
who were with me at the Secretariat were taken to the
Party Central Committee under the control of Soviet forces.
- Alexander Dubcek

Don't be dismayed by good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.
And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are friends.
- Richard Bach

Wait for those unguarded moments.
Relax the mood and, like the child dropping off to sleep,
the subject often reveals his truest self.
- Barbara Walters

There's no life without humour.
It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious,
and it can make tragic moments bearable.
- Rufus Wainwright

We ended up with 19 hours of footage and had to narrow
it down to an hour and a half.
Our instructions were to film everything that came up,
including the more mundane moments.
- Joshua Leonard

Records are just moments of achievement.
They're like receipts for work done.
Time goes on and people keep playing music.
- Bill Laswell


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