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Funny Thinking Quotes
Funny Quotes about Thinking

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To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous

Thinking is what most people resort to after all else fails.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann


 

The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything
save our modes of thinking
and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
- Albert Einstein

Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon

Life does not consist mainly,
or even largely, of facts or happenings.
It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts
that is forever flowing through one's head.
- Mark Twain


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One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light,
but by making the darkness conscious.
- Carl Jung

I was thinking that I might fly today.
Just to disprove all the things you say...
please be careful with me, I'm sensitive,
and I'd like to stay that way.
- Jewel

No problem can be solved from the same level
of consciousness that created it.
- Albert Einstein

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

People hardly ever make use of the freedom which they have,
for example, freedom of thought;
instead they demand freedom of speech as a compensation.
- Soren Kierkegaard

A quotation is a handy thing to have about,
saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting.
- Robert Frost

Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain

When we quit thinking primarily about ourselves
and our own self-preservation,
we undergo a truly heroic transformation of consciousness.
- Joseph Campbell

Civilization advances by extending the number of important
operations which we can perform without thinking of them.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Those who desire to rise as high as our human condition allows,
must renounce intellectual pride, the omnipotence of clear thinking,
belief in the absolute power of logic.
- Alexis Carrel

My vision of a real humanity is of pure individuals
relating to each other, but not tied in any relationship.
They will be loving to each other,
but not being possessive of each other.
They will be sharing with each other
all their joys and all their blessings,
but never even in their dreams thinking of dominating,
thinking of enslaving the other person.
- Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh)

Everyone is a mirror image of yourself -
your own thinking coming back at you.
- Byron Katie

Reading, after a certain age,
diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits.
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little
falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- Albert Einstein

When I am getting ready to reason with a man,
I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself
and what I am going to say
and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
- Abraham Lincoln

A man who as a physical being
is always turned toward the outside,
thinking that his happiness lies outside him,
finally turns inward and
discovers that the source is within him.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Positive thinking will let you do everything
better than negative thinking will.
- Zig Ziglar

Whenever God wakes in us, our thinking
becomes clear - nothing is missing.
- St. Thomas Aquinas

Man falls from the pursuit of the ideal
of plain living and high thinking
the moment he wants to multiply his daily wants.
Man's happiness really lies in contentment.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The most common way people give up their power
is by thinking they don't have any.
- Alice Walker

Often, we get stuck on a question
for which we can't find an acceptable answer.
That is a good time to consider asking a different question.
Every question is based on some assumptions -
usually invisible assumptions that we don't see, unless we go looking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We cannot solve our problems with the same
thinking we used when we created them.
- Albert Einstein

Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.
Kindness in giving creates love.
- Lao Tzu

Positive thinking has acquired a bad reputation -
which I believe to be totally undeserved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Thinking is necessary, but not sufficient, for living a great life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
- George S. Patton

We must trust our own thinking.
Trust where we're going.
And get the job done.
- Wilma Mankiller

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career.
I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party,
what my son was writing.
I was thinking about Legos.
- Jill Clayburgh

The fact is, that to do anything in the world worth doing,
we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger,
but jump in and scramble through as well as we can.
- Robert Cushing

Hopeful thinking can get you out of your fear zone
and into your appreciation zone.
- Martha Beck

There is nothing either good or bad,
but thinking makes it so.
- William Shakespeare

It's essential to tell the truth at all times.
This will reduce life's pain.
Lying distorts reality.
All forms of distorted thinking must be corrected.
- John Bradshaw

What are you committed to?
Have you started, or are you still thinking about it -
and making excuses?
Do you work toward your goal each day?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I do some of my best thinking while pulling weeds.
- Martha Smith

The only roadblock to success is limited thinking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

That sense of sacredness,
that thinking in generations,
must begin with reverence for this earth.
- Paul Tsongas

I am neither bitter nor cynical but I do wish
there was less immaturity in political thinking.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Too many people are thinking of security
instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
- James F. Bymes

We shall require a substantially
new manner of thinking
if mankind is to survive.
- Albert Einstein

A poem might be defined as thinking about feelings -
about human feelings and frailties.
- Anne Stevenson

The only place where your dream becomes impossible
is in your own thinking.
- Robert H. Schuller

You have teenagers thinking they're going to make millions
as NBA stars when that's not realistic for even 1 percent of them.
Becoming a scientist or engineer is.
- Dean Kamen

Don't be trapped by dogma -
which is living with the results of other people's thinking.
Don't let the noise of other's opinions
drown out your own inner voice.
- Steve Jobs

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry,
that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware
of having no good reason for thinking as you do.
- Bertrand Russell

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
- Kin Hubbard

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning.
- Winston Churchill

Success is a lousy teacher.
It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
- Bill Gates

We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking
about what is best for society.
- Hillary Clinton

Humility is not thinking less of yourself,
it's thinking of yourself less.
- Rick Warren (author of The Purpose Driven(R) Life)

We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids.
But obviously we want a family so we'll have to start thinking about that.
- Prince William

This moment! - this here-now - is forgotten
when you start thinking in terms of achieving something.
When the achieving mind arises,
you lose contact with the paradise you are in.
- Osho

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking
that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
- Don Marquis

My hand is the extension of the thinking process -
the creative process.
- Tadao Ando

Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict
between thinking and feeling.
- Carl Jung

Some people are born on third base and go through life
thinking they hit a triple.
- Barry Switzer

Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself.
- Plato

Thinking will not overcome fear but action will.
- W. Clement Stone

Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.
- Carl Sagan

A good designer must rely on experience,
on precise, logic thinking; and on pedantic exactness.
No magic will do.
- Niklaus Wirth

Faith is much better than belief.
Belief is when someone else does the thinking.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

How we think shows through in how we act.
Attitudes are mirrors of the mind.
They reflect thinking.
- David Joseph Schwartz

My only reason for not experiencing bliss at this very moment
is thinking about what I don't have.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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