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Funny Solution Quotes
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For every complex problem,
there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
- H.L. Mencken

Lawsuits should not be used to destroy a viable and
independent distribution system.
The solution lies in the marketplace and not the courtroom.
- Don Henley

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers,
who can cut through argument, debate, and doubt
to offer a solution everybody can understand.
- Colin Powell

The first step towards the solution
of any problem is optimism.
- John Baines


 

I can not believe that war
is the best solution.
No one won the last war,
and no one will win the next war.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

When the solution is simple, God is answering.
- Albert Einstein

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
- David Friedman


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Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution.
If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds.
- Norman Vincent Peale

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
- Milton Friedman

Russians can give you arms but only the United States can give you a solution.
- Anwar Sadat

All progress is precarious, and the solution
of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Design is directed toward human beings.
To design is to solve human problems by identifying
them and executing the best solution.
- Ivan Chermayeff

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

The basic problems facing the world today
are not susceptible to a military solution.
- John F. Kennedy

The solution to adult problems tomorrow
depends in large measure upon
how our children grow up today.
- Margaret Mead

When I am working on a problem,
I never think about beauty,
but when I have finished,
if the solution is not beautiful,
I know it is wrong.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Laugh at yourself and at life.
Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity,
but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain,
cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective
that seemingly terrible defeat and worry
with laughter at your predicaments,
thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution
that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously.
- Og Mandino

If men can develop weapons that are so terrifying
as to make the thought of global war
include almost a sentence for suicide,
you would think that man's intelligence and his comprehension...
would include also his ability to find a peaceful solution.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Employers need to recognize that the world has changed
and there are people who would like to help them provide
solution in ways that are new,
modern and that add value to companies.
- Andy Stern

If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died
of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem.
- I. F. Stone

That's the best thing about writing,
when you're in that zone,
you're porous, ready to absorb the solution.
- Michael Chabon

When a violent minority that crosses color lines comes
to believe that killing those you know or do not know
is a reasonable solution to problems,
we are in need of another vision.
- Stanley Crouch

As we take our places in the General Assembly and at the Council meetings,
let us begin all our work in the name of God,
for the solution of all our problems is a spiritual one.
- Warren R. Austin

The modern dilemma is essentially a spiritual one,
and every one of its main aspects, moral,
political and scientific, brings us back to the need of a religious solution.
- Christopher Dawson

It would behoove the world to become used to this fact:
that without a just solution to the Palestine tragedy,
there can be no stable peace in the Middle East.
- King Hussein I

Goals must never be from your ego, but problems that cry for a solution.
- Robert H. Schuller

It isn't that they can't see the solution.
It is that they can't see the problem.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

The only difference between a problem and a solution
is that people understand the solution.
- Charles Kettering

Not only is privatizing Social Security not the solution to Social Security,
it would exacerbate the problem.
- Shelley Berkley

I don't believe in war as a solution to any kind of conflict,
nor do I believe in heroism on the battlefield because I have never seen any.
- Thor Heyerdahl

We should embrace our immigrant roots and recognize
that newcomers to our land are not part of the problem,
they are part of the solution.
- Roger Mahony

War is never a solution; it is an aggravation.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Every solution breeds new problems.
- Arthur Bloch

Creativity is the answer.
I always prefer the creative solution to an expensive solution.
- Keenen Ivory Wayans

I am, of course, aware that the ultimate solution is
the ownership and control of the means of life by the whole of the people;
but we are not at that stage of development as yet.
- James Larkin

There is no magic wand that can resolve our problems.
The solution rests with our work and discipline.
- Jose Eduardo Dos Santos

I do not feel certain until I have confronted my initial
solution with other solutions -
although in fact the first solution often proves to be the right one.
- Arne Jacobsen

When money is seen as a solution for every problem,
money itself becomes the problem.
- Richard J. Needham

Violent statements and threats cannot provide a solution to the problem.
They can only exacerbate feeling and make a clash of forces inevitable.
- Stafford Cripps

To pay more is the easy way.
In fact, the solution possibilities to the problem are many.
- Vladimir Putin

The real solution is to improve the incomes of the
poor and provide their children with decent education.
- Carol Bellamy

Great art is the expression of a solution of the conflict
between the demands of the world without and that within.
- Edith Hamilton

It is once again the vexing problem of identity within variety;
without a solution to this disturbing problem there can be no system,
no classification.
- Roman Jakobson

Cricket needs brightening up a bit.
My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game,
not after.
It always works in our picnic matches.
- Paul Hogan

If you take any world problem, any issue on the planet,
the solution to that problem certainly includes education.
In education, the roadblock is the laptop.
- Nicholas Negroponte

Emigration is no longer a solution; it's a defeat.
People are risking death, drowning every day,
but they're knocking on doors that are not open.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is,
you know there is a solution.
- Stephen Sondheim

We expect President Bush to implement his own vision of a two-state solution,
the birth of the Palestinian State and the ending of
the occupation that started in 1967.
- Mahmoud Abbas

Further, the dignity of the science itself seems to
require that every possible means be explored for the
solution of a problem so elegant and so celebrated.
- Carl Friedrich Gauss

Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around.
An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced.
- Terence McKenna

It must be able to assist in devising the method of
solution of problems and not merely solve them.
- Cliff Shaw

The solution really has to lie within the Iraqi people.
- Steve King

Visionary people face the same problems everyone else faces;
but rather than get paralyzed by their problems,
visionaries immediately commit themselves to finding a solution.
- Bill Hybels

Ohioans are practical.
We're a can-do people.
Give us a problem, we'll give you a solution.
- Bob Taft

She has great problems of her own to solve,
very grim and perilous problems, and a right solution,
if we can attain to it, would largely benefit mankind.
- Henry Cabot Lodge

Violence is never a solution in my plays,
just as ultimately violence is never a solution in human affairs.
- Edward Bond

Every great and deep difficulty bears in itself its own solution.
It forces us to change our thinking in order to find it.
- Niels Bohr

As president, I will bring all the parties and stakeholders together.
I am going to come up with a solution that respects
the environment and does not cause an upheaval in the economy.
- Al Gore

The status quo is the only solution that cannot be vetoed.
- Clark Kerr

Death is the solution to all problems.
No man - no problem.
- Joseph Stalin

To every problem there is already a solution whether you know it or not.
- Grenville Kleiser

Think about it: Every educated person is not rich,
but almost every education person has a job and a way out of poverty.
So education is a fundamental solution to poverty.
- Kathleen Blanco

You're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem.
- Eldridge Cleaver

As we explore ways to bring price relief and bolster
our country's energy independence,
one significant energy source has emerged as a potential solution,
hydrogen fuel cells.
- Dan Lipinski

After every storm the sun will smile;
for every problem there is a solution,
and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer.
- William R. Alger

This solution may not appeal to our human pride,
but the problem is that our human pride in itself is sinful.
- Walter Lang

In my books, I never portray violence as a reasonable solution to a problem.
If the lead characters in the story are driven to it,
it's at the extreme end of their experience.
- Dean Koontz

I believe that in the long run, separation between
Israel and the Palestinians is the best solution for
resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
- Yitzhak Rabin

If man does find the solution for world peace it will
be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
- George C. Marshall

If you actively do something, it will stop making you
feel like a victim and you'll start feeling like part of the solution,
which is just a huge benefit to your body and your psyche.
- Ted Danson

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
- Phil Donahue


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