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Funny Working Quotes
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Women want mediocre men,
and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.
- Margaret Mead

If being good isn't working - try being outrageous.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

There'll always be working people in my poems because I grew up with them,
and I am a poet of memory.
- Philip Levine

The human brain starts working the moment you are born
and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
- George Jessel


 

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually
get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Robert Frost

Coming together is a beginning;
keeping together is progress;
working together is success.
- Henry Ford

I learned the value of hard work by working hard.
- Margaret Mead


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There are righteous people working
in a whole rainbow of belief systems -
from Hasidic Jews to right-wing Bible Belters
to charismatic Catholics.
- Bono

Make a Goal Box, a chart of positive daily contact
with a family when you are working with them.
- Richard G. Scott

Parenthood and family come first for me,
and when I'm not working I'm cool with the Teletubbies.
- Clive Owen

I inherited that calm from my father,
who was a farmer.
You sow, you wait for good or bad weather,
you harvest, but working is something you always need to do.
- Miguel Indurain

Working with plants, trees, fences and walls,
if they practice sincerely they will attain enlightenment.
- Dogen Zenji

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that,
once it is competently programmed and working smoothly,
it is completely honest.
- Isaac Asimov

I'm working myself to death.
- Alan Ladd

Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy Network.
- Mitchell Kapor

O man you are busy working for the world,
and the world is busy trying to turn you out.
- Abu Bakr

No one can find inner peace except by working,
not in a self-centered way, but for the whole human family.
- Peace Pilgrim

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools,
but the gentle touches of air and water
working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time.
- Henry David Thoreau

I think while all mothers deal with feelings of guilt,
working mothers are plagued by guilt on steroids!
- Arianna Huffington

After two weeks of working on a project,
you know whether it will work or not.
- Bill Budge

Measures must always, in a progressive society,
be held superior to men, who are after all,
imperfect instruments, working for their fulfillment.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the
moment you get up in the morning and does not stop
until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

I can promise you that women working together -
linked,
informed and educated - can bring peace and prosperity to this forsaken planet.
- Isabel Allende

If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.
- Peter Ustinov

I never enjoyed working in a film.
- Marlene Dietrich

Faith and doubt both are needed - not as antagonists,
but working side by side to take us around the unknown curve.
- Lillian Smith

When I am working on a problem,
I never think about beauty,
but when I have finished,
if the solution is not beautiful,
I know it is wrong.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

The world we see that seems so insane is the result
of a belief system that is not working.
To perceive the world differently, we must be willing
to change our belief system,
let the past slip away, expand our sense of now,
and dissolve the fear in our minds.
- William James

Mothers always find ways to fit in the work -
but then when you're working,
you feel that you should be spending time with your
children and then when you're with your children,
you're thinking about working.
- Alice Hoffman

Working at a job you hate is unlikely
to bring you either happiness or success.
Do what you love. You are far more likely to gain success -
recognition and financial reward - if you are working
at something that inspires and excites you.
And, whether wealth follows or not, you will be happy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.
The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman
in the working out of our civilization were assigned
long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.
- Grover Cleveland

I have never found a companion that was
so companionable as solitude.
We are for the most part more lonely
when we go abroad among men
than when we stay in our chambers.
A man thinking or working is always alone,
let him be where he will.
- Henry David Thoreau

After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not
so much to be resting yourself,
as to see all the other fellows busy working.
- Kenneth Grahame

I always write with music.
It takes me a while to figure out the right piece of
music for what I'm working on.
Once I figure it out, that's the only thing I'll play.
- Kate DiCamillo

But the working I would always want to do.
- Jackie Cooper

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank,
so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called
back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.
- Lee Kuan Yew

Rewriting is a large part of the whole job.
And get rid of stuff that's not working.
Just pare it down until it's a beautiful thing you can hand in,
probably late, to your editor.
- Kurt Loder

Some people feel that what we're doing makes no sense,
that it's just a waste of money.
But it's working.
- Calvin Klein

I get to play a great character while working with
great actors and great directors on a great show.
- Harry Hamlin

Melissa and I have the best working relationship,
and we feel that Jack and Jennifer have so much more to do.
- Matthew Ashford

I've done a number of readings at poetry lounges in
Vancouver and Los Angeles.
I've compiled a book of poetry that's completed,
and two others I'm working on.
- Corin Nemec

Right now, I'm working with Super Bakery and we manufacture
nutritional donuts called Super Donuts.
- Franco Harris

There's definitely a whole different vibe on the set
when there's like basically royalty working with us.
We could have whatever we wanted.
I felt like Britney Spears.
- Taryn Manning

I want to assure you that working in transition period
is an ungrateful job for any honest government.
- Robert Kocharian

I've never worked for the sake of working.
There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.
- Judy Davis

My parents were born in Norfolk and spent their early
years working in the big houses of that rural English county,
my mother as a cook and my father as a handyman and chauffeur.
- Paul Nurse

I loved working with Bob Dylan.
- Benmont Tench

I like working with an actor who doesn't do the oneupmanship.
One who has no trick and gives a true,
honest performance.
- Erik Estrada

For me, the card catalog has been a companion all my working life.
To leave it is like leaving the house one was brought up in.
- Barbara Tuchman

Sometimes a serendipitous reaction occurs when a network
asks you if you have any ideas for a series,
at a time when your creative flow is working in that direction.
- Joe Murray

Sometimes I get a little tired of it.
But you know, what a privilege, to get tired of working with Ingmar Bergman.
- Liv Ullmann

We were lounging around in this beautiful house in LA,
and I'm coming from NY, so sometimes when we weren't
working I would just sit on those folding chairs.
- Maggie Gyllenhaal

I have invested some money and I have a home,
but people don't realise that you might only be working
for a few weeks of the year and remain unemployed the rest of the time.
- Greta Scacchi

I think some actors thrive on working at a much greater pace than I do.
- Daniel Day-Lewis

I'm usually working on my own mythology,
my own realm of created characters.
Stories in mythology inspire me, though I may not be conscious of it.
- Anne Rice

We do a hard fantasy as well as hard science fiction,
and I think I probably single-handedly recreated military science fiction.
It was dead before I started working in it.
- Jerry Pournelle

As long as people want to see me in movies,
and as long as I find it interesting,
I'll keep working.
- Elle Macpherson

I'm working on my new album right now.
Hopefully to get that out at the top of 2005,
January 2005.
- Obie Trice

I received $100 per week when I started working at
the Globe after graduation.
- Will McDonough

I absolutely adore working in the realms of fantasy.
- Richard O'Brien

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art.
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
- Andy Warhol

If I had one quality that really ruined me and at the same time helped me,
it was the fact that I never stopped looking,
and by that time I was really working at it.
- Gil Kane

We don't separate out men and women working together in corporations.
- Susan Molinari

I didn't start working on children's books until I
got a job at a book warehouse on the children's floor.
When I started reading some of the books,
I was so impressed.
- Kate DiCamillo

I believe that if you are elderly, physically or mentally
handicapped we have an obligation too you,
but if you are able-bodied, you should be working.
- Alphonso Jackson

When I'm not working I try to stay out of the public eye as much as possible.
- Donna Summer

Working on the film really made me confront my opinions
about change and gentrification.
- Jim McKay

Working on behalf of companion animals is so important.
We start to realize how healing they are.
- Bernadette Peters

Right now, every American is affected by high energy prices.
Working families, small businesses and consumers across
the country are feeling the pinch with no end in sight.
- Dan Lipinski

I half knew what to expect when I saw the cricket ground in the morning.
It was when I started to talk to people working out there,
I began to find what I was looking for.
- Ian Botham


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