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Imagine for yourself a character,
a model personality whose example you determine to follow,
in private as well as in public.
- Epictetus
Naturally, the common people don't want war ...
but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy,
and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along,
whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship,
or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought
to the bidding of the leaders.
That is easy. All you have to do is tell them
they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism
and exposing the country to danger.
It works the same in every country.
- Hermann Goering
Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
How you respond to the challenge in the second half
will determine what you become after the game,
whether you are a winner or a loser.
- Lou Holtz
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Determine never to be idle.
No person will have occasion to complain
of the want of time who never loses any.
It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
- Thomas Jefferson
Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny.
- Kamran Hamid
What are the proper grounds for joy?
Is it circumstance which will
determine the stature of my spirit?
Ah, no. It is choice. It is always a choice -
in the face of any event - for joy.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
The success of love is in the loving -
it is not in the result of loving.
Of course it is natural in love
to want the best for the other person,
but whether it turns out that way or not
does not determine the value of what we have done.
- Mother Teresa
How you think when you lose
determines how long it will be until you win.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton
Your attitude determines your altitude.
- Zig Ziglar
It is what a man thinks of himself
that really determines his fate.
- Henry David Thoreau
The awareness that health is dependent
upon habits that we control
makes us the first generation in history
that to a large extent determines its own destiny.
- Jimmy Carter
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There was a time when a man was so convinced
that the world was round
that he was determined to prove it.
- Ernest Holmes
The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Tony Robbins
A small body of determined spirits
fired by an unquenchable faith
in their mission
can alter the course of history.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
It's not necessary to fear the prospect of failure
but to be determined not to fail.
- Jimmy Carter
I am determined to be cheerful and happy
in whatever situation I may find myself.
For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness
is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition.
- Martha Washington
Never give up on the most important goals in your life.
Never give up on your life purpose.
Never give up on your core values.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Ideas, yes.
Inspiration, yes.
Creativity, yes.
Planning, yes.
Perseverance, yes.
More perseverance, yes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is not about how fast you run
or how high you climb
but how well you bounce.
- Vivian Komori
We prefer world law in the age of self-determination
to world war in the age of mass extermination.
- John F. Kennedy
The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock
The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi
The difference between the impossible and the possible
lies in a persons determination.
- Tommy Lasorda
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not;
nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not;
unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not;
the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
- Calvin Coolidge
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire
We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill
I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell
Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde
Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden
Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain
Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll
A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln
The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau
You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill
It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda
Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid
I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin
The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln
My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy
One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller
Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth
One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde
Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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