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Parrots make great pets.
They have more personality than goldfish.
- Chevy Chase

Imagine for yourself a character,
a model personality whose example you determine to follow,
in private as well as in public.
- Epictetus

Personality has power to uplift, power to depress,
power to curse, and power to bless.
- Paul Harris

I think it's really important to design things with a kind of personality.
- Marc Newson


 

Art is the desire of a man to express himself,
to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.
- Amy Lowell

Ethics is the activity of man directed to secure
the inner perfection of his own personality.
- Albert Schweitzer

If we don't see a failure as a challenge to modify our approach,
but rather as a problem with ourselves, as a personality defect,
we will immediately feel overwhelmed.
- Anthony Robbins


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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality,
but must live with a character.
- Peter De Vries

Painting is an infinitely minute part of my personality.
- Salvador Dali

We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein

When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed
by choosing personality over character.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion,
but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality,
but an escape from personality.
But, of course, only those who have personality and
emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.
- T. S. Eliot

Never do anything that taints your mind.
Wrong actions cause negative or evil mental vibrations
that are reflected in your whole appearance and personality.
Engage in those actions and thoughts that nurture
the good qualities you want to have.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

He's computerized, but I won't let him come on cold.
I created KITT.
I understand the personality of the car.
- William Daniels

Personality and socialization aren't the same thing.
- Steven Pinker

Muhammad Ali is a combination of personality and athlete
who is probably better known around the world than any other.
He became a great hero.
- Will McDonough

Life and people are complex.
A writer as an artist doesn't have the personality of a politician.
We don't see the world that simply.
- Joyce Carol Oates

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
- Mae West

I think generally playing live is a crap idea.
So much of stage work is the presentation of personality,
and I've never been interested in that.
- Brian Eno

People want performers, personality and drama,
and you got that in the .
- Kim Wilde

Although I am a public figure, I'm still a little shy.
I don't think my own personality is important.
I prefer to keep some small dosage of privacy.
- Joshua Lederberg

There isn't as much passion and outrage in today's newspapers.
That may be because of a corporate decision,
but they've lost their personality.
- Michael Gartner

The process of composition, messing around with paragraphs
and trying to make really good prose,
is hardwired into my personality.
- Rick Moody

I don't have the confidence to be a personality.
- Zoe Wanamaker

The intellectual is different from the ordinary man,
but only in certain sections of his personality,
and even then not all the time.
- George Orwell

What I've learned is that it's okay to take from heroes,
such as Debussy, but it has to be filtered through
my own personality so that ultimately it's me.
- William Kraft

Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between
two people who get the most of what they can expect,
considering their value on the personality market.
- Erich Fromm

Cute is when your personality shines through your looks.
Like, when you see someone's personality in the way
they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them.
- Natalie Portman

An actor is an actor is an actor.
The less personality an actor has off stage the better.
A blank canvas on which to draw the characters he plays.
- Arthur Lowe

A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
- George H. Mead

To this end the greatest asset of a school is the personality of the teacher.
- John Strachan

And I, uh, I wonder how anybody can think his personality
changes with his success.
I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm
just the same person as I always was.
- Rube Goldberg

The only thing I do worry about is that the more films
I do the more visible I am going to become as a personality
because of press and because of the sheer quantity of films.
- Vincent D'Onofrio

Gore will not win a popularity contest,
he will not win a personality contest,
but he can win an idealogical battle,
and he can win a battle of experience.
- Susan Estrich

A quiet personality sure isn't what you need to attract attention.
- Bill Budge

All I need is my brains, my eyes and my personality,
for better or for worse.
- William Albert Allard

The most seductive thing about art is the personality of the artist himself.
- Paul Cezanne

At times I experience hardship in trying to find the
proper point of balance between traditional things and my own personality.
- Princess Masako

A person however learned and qualified in his life's
work in whom gratitude is absent,
is devoid of that beauty of character which makes personality fragrant.
- Hazrat Inayat Khan

It is the personality of the mistress that the home expresses.
Men are forever guests in our homes,
no matter how much happiness they may find there.
- Elsie De Wolfe

The makeup is simply an extension of the personality and colors,
clothing, makeup all express something.
- Gene Simmons

I'm not really a political satirist.
I don't kid myself.
I'm more interested in doing the mannerisms and the personality.
- Rich Little

Every superior personality, and every superior performance,
has, for the average of mankind, something mysterious.
- Georg Simmel

These critics organize and practice in my case a sort
of obsessive personality cult which philosophers should
know how to question and above all,
to moderate.
- Jacques Derrida

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
- Henny Youngman

Circumstances made me the theatrical personality I am,
which many people believe is also a part of my personal life.
- Bela Lugosi

Enormous enlargements of an object or a fragment give
it a personality it never had before,
and in this way, it can become a vehicle of entirely
new lyric and plastic power.
- Fernand Leger

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it percolates through all his thinking,
damages his personality, makes him landlord to a ghost.
- Lloyd C. Douglas

As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good
at all, even in his own generation.
But as a personality, he is immortal.
- Max Beerbohm

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam
across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that
big black space where the audience is.
- Mae West

Bondage is the life of personality, and for bondage
the personal self will fight with tireless resourcefulness
and the most stubborn cunning.
- Aldous Huxley

Nobody's irreplaceable, including me.
I think for too long we've had a cult of personality
in this company and in this industry,
and frankly, I'd like to see that diminish.
- Bill Ford

Roosevelt's magic lay in one facet of his personality:
He knew how to take the risk.
No other man in public life I knew could so readily
take the challenge of the new.
- Emanuel Celler

A man of personality can formulate ideals,
but only a man of character can achieve them.
- Herbert Read

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well,
but what you need today is Charm.
Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to,
I'll develop my radio personality.
- Gracie Allen

What I think we fear is rapid, pronounced,
and uncontrollable changes to ourselves,
and because of this we have a form of personality inertia -
something that resists rapid change.
- Simon Travaglia

I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern,
where you take all that heat from critics.
What he does, he does, but the critical heat would crucify me.
- Chuck Barris

Art is not in some far-off place.
A work of art is the expression of a man's whole personality,
sensibility and ability.
- Shinichi Suzuki

I think all photographers fit their vision to their personality.
- Kim Weston

I believe that, like most writers, my personality comes through in the fiction.
So in that respect my writing can't be like any other author's really.
- Paul Kane

Identity in the form of continuity of personality is
an extremely important characteristic of the individual.
- Kenneth L. Pike

The more you build your life on principle and less on personality -
yours or others -
the straighter will be your course.
- Edwin Louis Cole

We continue to shape our personality all our life.
If we knew ourselves perfectly, we should die.
- Albert Camus

When you're not blond and thin, you come up with a personality real quick.
- Kathy Najimy

I had had an extroverted personality with a lot of friends,
but when I lost the weight and grew so tall,
I withdrew within myself.
- Tyra Banks

My actual personality probably lies someplace between the two.
- Edie Falco

You now have to decide what 'image' you want for your brand.
Image means personality.
Products, like people, have personalities,
and they can make or break them in the market place.
- David Ogilvy

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his
personality is a little George Bush.
- Bill Maher

The Odyssey is the story of someone who,
in the course of diverse experiences,
acquires a personality or affirms and recovers his personality.
- Raymond Queneau

This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality
of the people who make it;
to impute such motives to another man is to imply you're harboring them yourself.
- Jim Garrison

To maintain one's individuality, integrity,
and true personality in the theatre is a big task.
- Cyril Cusack


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