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I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High
and you ... blink and you're 40,
you blink again and you can see movies
at half price on a senior citizen's pass.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately,
ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

Man, I just feel blessed...
I was in a situation where the only way I could come
out of it was by putting my faith in God.
No matter how good my lawyers were, no matter how much celebrity I had,
everything was just stacked up against me.
- Puff Daddy


 

I'm a real big celebrity.
I'm this megastar.
- Flavor Flav

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
- Janeane Garofalo

Some people enjoy celebrity.
I admire those who do, because if you're going to go through it,
you might as well enjoy it.
- Julie Christie


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So many celebrity websites you go to are so sterile
that you know they just pay somebody to do it and there's
not even an ounce of them in it.
- Cindy Margolis

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing;
you have to figure it out as you go along.
- Nathan Lane

Celebrity is hawking make-up, cars, everything;
it's shifted.
- Janice Dickinson

I could have been more famous if I did all the glitzy things,
but celebrity always seemed so unnecessary.
- Enya

The whole point of being an actor is to get satisfaction out of a role -
unless you're just vain about celebrity.
- Jonny Lee Miller

I prefer being as far from the centre of celebrity as possible.
- Rachel Weisz

But I am very grateful for my success,
and with success, of course, comes a whole lot of celebrity.
- Johnny Mathis

I love New York City.
Everyone is busy with their own lives -
and no one is interested in some Hollywood celebrity
walking past in downtown Manhattan.
- James Van Der Beek

You become a celebrity, not because of your work or what you do,
but because you have no privacy.
- Lisa Kudrow

Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.
- Damon Wayans

Stupidity fuses notoriety and celebrity.
- Suzanne Fields

I don't think I'm a celebrity.
A chimpanzee could have done what I did.
- Mark David Chapman

I want it to be remembered that Ozzy was the first
celebrity who was brave enough to open up his private life to the public.
He was the first.
- Sharon Osbourne

In other words, the celebrity gets out of hand,
and if you're not careful, you will forget what you are about -
and that is you are about making music that people want to hear.
- Johnny Mathis

A curious consequence is that I have become a minor celebrity.
- Edward Tufte

I've been that celebrity on the red carpet,
and I appreciate that something hasn't got to just
look good from the front,
from the back, it's got to look good at all angles.
- Victoria Beckham

The celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

I am utterly bored by celebrity interviews.
Most celebrities are devoid of interest.
- Roger Ebert

Celebrity hits like a bomb.
- Jimmy Smits

I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair,
and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but
by the time I leave there,
we are eating chicken and talking and screaming.
- Jenifer Lewis

If you want to be an actor, you have to do it because you love acting,
not because you want to be a celebrity.
- Alfonso Ribeiro

You've got to use your celebrity for good stuff,
not evil.
I think it's lame when people act as if they're better than everyone!
- Rachel Bilson

In the Emperor's New Clothes, they got a different
celebrity to do each voice.
They drew up a picture of each character and then each
actor wrote their own part.
- Melissa Joan Hart

I believe celebrity spoils people - some worse than others.
- Phil Donahue

I've always felt that celebrity was wonderful for a
lot of the perks that it could give you.
- Judith Light

I just am grateful for every opportunity to go to work.
I don't really focus on celebrity status.
- George Dzundza

Any actor will tell you, anybody in the public eye,
that the tabloids are the worst kind of ramification of being a celebrity.
- Tracey Gold

I have a problem with the blatant celebrity exhibitionism
that happens in this business and being sold purely as a brand.
- Jason Patric

There are 38,000 people dying of hunger each day and most are children.
And, being a celebrity, I communicate about it as much as I can.
- Raul Julia

I was the first celebrity in pictures to be marrying a titled European.
- Gloria Swanson

Everyone wants immediate success, immediate celebrity,
and that doesn't produce what used to be artists.
- Colin R. Davis

I am not just a celebrity, I'm a human-rights advocate for the last 20 years.
- Bianca Jagger

I am not this big celebrity, but it gets really crazy.
You have to go through the nuts of blowing up,
in a sense, and then figuring out how to live your life with that.
- Vanessa Carlton

Celebrity and secrets don't go together.
The bastards will get you in the end.
- George Michael

I was never a celebrity - just a working actor.
- Martin Milner

Isn't it amazing how celebrity status preempts even
the most ingrained hatreds?
- Camryn Manheim

I still get excited about meeting celebrities,
because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
- Allan Carr

I think it's a gift to become a star,
to become a celebrity.
- Amy Smart

Somebody can become a celebrity for being stupid.
That is what it's turned into.
- Kate Hudson

And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that
was recognizable everywhere,
I'd just crawl under a rock and you know,
have someone run over the rock with a car,
or something.
- Steve Burns

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
- Kathy Griffin

Celebrity is death - celebrity - that's the worst thing
that can happen to an actor.
- Glenn Close

There's no reason that just because you're a celebrity you can't write.
- Gloria Estefan

Ninety-five percent of celebrity is good.
- Kevin Bacon

This haunting idea of becoming a celebrity doesn't
settle well with me at all.
- Vincent D'Onofrio

I'm drawing the gossip surrounding the celebrity,
or the image the celebrity tries to push on us.
- Hilary Duff

My Brat Pack buddies and I didn't exactly handle celebrity very well.
Success at an early age is far more difficult to handle than failure.
- Judd Nelson

People are people.
All that celebrity tagging doesn't bother me at all.
- Katie Price

If anyone can figure out how to balance my celebrity
and my dual careers in music and film,
it's me.
I don't feel frightened; I feel challenged.
- Jennifer Lopez

As a celebrity, you get a certain number of free passes.
You're actually in a better position if you're a celebrity because people care.
- Joyce Brothers

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.
- Kristen Johnston

Celebrity was a long time in coming;
it will go away.
Everything goes away.
- Carol Burnett

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
- Janeane Garofalo

I don't like being out in public too much.
I don't like going to bars.
I don't like doing celebrity stuff.
- Adam Sandler

I've never considered myself a celebrity or even part
of the entertainment business.
I'm a cooking teacher.
- Martin Yan

The whole celebrity culture thing - I'm fascinated by,
and repelled by, and yet I end up knowing about it.
- Anderson Cooper

I tip like crazy.
They'll remember me.
Celebrity can be expensive.
- Phil Donahue

I live my life parallel with my work,
and they are both equally important.
I'm always amazed how much people talk about celebrity and fame.
I don't understand the attraction.
- Cate Blanchett

I do struggle with how much and in which way,
as an artist or celebrity, that you voice your political views.
- Kevin Bacon

I feel about me like I'm one of the working people,
just like you, and everybody else.
I don't fit the part of a celebrity.
- Doc Watson

But I've always felt a need to have a life which is completely separate -
at least as far as possible -
from the kind of illusory lifestyle that comes with being a celebrity.
- Winona Ryder

It's funny how you call me a celebrity.
Oh man.
- Steven Hill

But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer,
but the one being pursued.
That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man.
- Hugh Grant

It is better for me to serve a charity as an actor or a voice,
rather than at a luncheon being just a celebrity.
- Ben Kingsley


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