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Funny Caring Quotes
Funny Quotes about Caring

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell

Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling

Apathy, indifference, not caring...
It may sound insensitive for me to say, "I don't care,"
but ask first to what I am indifferent.
I choose to be caring, compassionate
and kind toward all people,
and I also choose to be indifferent to gossip,
petty complaints, and idle chatter.
About those, I just don't care.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Nurturing is not complex.
It's simply being tuned in to the thing or person before you
and offering small gestures toward what it needs at that time.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.
- Joseph Joubert

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead


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Nobody cares how much you know,
until they know how much you care.
- attributed to Theodore Roosevelt, among others,
but probably earlier and anonymous

From caring comes courage.
- Lao Tzu

Caring - Kindness - Compassion - Appreciation ...
It is my choice to care deeply about others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For me, the most powerful expressions of true Christianity
in this material world are an unconditional love of all humans,
and an uncompromising commitment to caring for all
who are sick, infirm, or troubled -
as expressed in the biblical story of the Good Samaritan.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The right mixture of caring and not caring -
I suppose that's what love is.
- James Hilton

Live so that when your children think of fairness,
caring and integrity, they think of you.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

By not caring too much about what people think,
I'm able to think for myself
and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular.
And I succeed.
- Albert Ellis

I choose to be caring, compassionate and kind toward all people,
and I also choose to be indifferent to gossip,
petty complaints, and idle chatter.
About those, I just don't care.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Excellence is the result of
caring more than others think wise,
risking more than other's think safe,
dreaming more than others think practical,
and expecting more than others think possible.
- Anonymous

I have been surrounded by some of the smartest,
brightest, most caring lawyers, by agents who are willing
to risk their lives for others,
by support staff that are willing to work as hard as they can.
- Janet Reno

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,
a smile, a kind word, a listening ear,
an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring,
all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
- Leo Buscaglia

I think that a man should be caring.
- Little Richard

Adoration is caring for God above all else.
- Evelyn Underhill

I'm saddened to see that some have been misled into
believing that Mr. Disney was something other than a kind,
caring man.
- Annette Funicello

The men and women of today's VA are dedicated to caring
for today's veterans and stand ready to provide for
our servicemembers who now defend our freedoms and our way of life.
- Steve Buyer

I believe in love that's fun, that is caring,
giving, and that is honest.
- Jordan Knight

Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality:
nurturing,
caring, and getting along.
- Jody Watley

We remember Kurt for what he was: caring,
generous and sweet.
- Krist Novoselic

A feel-good style can be a symptom of unawareness or lack of caring.
- Fernando Flores

America's health care system is neither healthy,
caring, nor a system.
- Walter Cronkite

What does it say about us that people who are considered
defective are instinctively caring and compassionate?
- Morley Safer

My guiding principles in life are to be honest,
genuine, thoughtful and caring.
- Prince William

I married him for a green card.
We had a really great, caring relationship;
it just obviously wasn't right for me.
- Portia de Rossi

I'm beyond caring what anyone expects of me anymore.
- Paul Westerberg

We've got to stop focusing solely on the symptoms of crime,
and start caring about the causes as well.
- Carrie P. Meek

I stopped caring so much about what people might think
if I sung about love and humanity.
- Wayne Coyne

The real question isn't whether you love your kids or not,
but how well you are able to demonstrate your love
and caring so that your children really feel loved.
- Stephanie Martson

Caring about policy is important - people in washington forget.
- Tabitha Soren

The simple act of caring is heroic.
- Edward Albert

Caring for our children and making sure they do not
get addicted to drugs is all of our responsibility.
- Joe Baca

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring,
sharing person inside.
- Denis Waitley

Caring for our veterans is the duty of a grateful nation.
Unfortunately, the Bush administration and congressional
Republicans have not lived up to this duty.
- Patty Murray

If I do something caring for a friend,
I have no doubt in my mind they would do it for me.
- Larry King

Without a sense of caring, there can be no sense of community.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

I suspect that no community will become humane and
caring by restricting what its members can say.
- Derek Bok

Caring about others, running the risk of feeling,
and leaving an impact on people, brings happiness.
- Harold Kushner

I've stopped caring about skeptics, but if they libel
or defame me they will end up in court.
- Uri Geller

I've been with certain stars; some are caring and pay
attention to their fans and to their fellow performers and some are too busy.
Elvis never seemed too busy.
- Minnie Pearl

I stopped caring what people thought.
- Namie Amuro

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring
so much about having close relationships.
- Andy Warhol

The great medical facilities are a relief for the parents,
too, who don't have to think about caring for their
young ones on their own for a weekend.
They have a great time.
- Jami Gertz

Every child should have a caring adult in their lives.
And that's not always a biological parent or family member.
It may be a friend or neighbor.
Often times it is a teacher.
- Joe Manchin

We have a long tradition in this state of caring for our neighbors -
it is truly an Iowa value.
- Thomas Vilsack

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens
and I got sick of not caring.
- Mitch Hedberg

Caring for our seniors is perhaps the greatest responsibility we have.
Those who walked before us have given so much and made
possible the life we all enjoy.
- John Hoeven

Every life has its years in which one progresses as
on a tedious and dusty street of poplars,
without caring to know where he is.
- Max Muller

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.
- Rasmus Lerdorf

When political figures are shown on television or in movies,
it's always the liberal Democrats that are shown to be humane,
caring people.
- Pat Boone

All Americans need a sense of place.
That's what makes our physical surroundings worth caring about.
- Ed McMahon

I'm a very caring person.
- Alicia Keys

Without public pressure from caring people,
our lawsuits will not be enough to stop this widespread abuse.
- Morris Dees

Caring for but never trying to own may be a further
way to define friendship.
- William Glasser

Caring for children is a dance between setting appropriate
limits as caretakers and avoiding unnecessary power
struggles that result in unhappiness.
- Charlotte Davis Kasl

I have to have a character worth caring about.
I tend not to start writing books about people I don't
have a lot of sympathy for because I'm just going to be with them too long.
- Richard Russo

To become Christ-like is the only thing in the whole world worth caring for,
the thing before which every ambition of man is folly
and all lower achievement vain.
- Henry Drummond

Caring for your inner child has a powerful and surprisingly quick result:
Do it and the child heals.
- Martha Beck

The thing that separates a so-so director and a great
director is a love and caring for film.
- Shirley Knight

We have lost the art of sharing and caring.
- Hun Sen

One of the most pervasive political visions of our
time is the vision of liberals as compassionate and
conservatives as less caring.
- Thomas Sowell

As soon as you get over caring what people think,
you can have a nice time.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

As a person, he was wonderful.
He really was a great person.
He was full of life.
He had a great sense of humor.
Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents.
There was a very endearing quality about Elvis.
- Priscilla Presley

The pains of disconcerted or frustrated habits,
and the inherent pleasure there is in following them,
are motives which nature has put into our wills without
generally caring to inform us why;
and she sometimes decrees,
indeed, that her reasons shall not be ours.
- Chauncey Wright

But without a caring society, without each citizen
voluntarily accepting the weight of responsibility,
government is destined to grow even larger,
taking more of your money, burrowing deeper into your lives.
- Jeb Bush

Similarly, only people as misanthropic as myself can
be counted on not to have to lie to others,
since we have the unique luxury of not caring what
sort of opinions others formulate about us.
- Boyd Rice


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