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Funny Ultimate Quotes
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This is my ultimate fantasy:
watching QVC with a credit card
while making love and eating at the same time.
- Yasmine Bleeth

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
- Leonardo da Vinci

The ultimate authority must always rest
with the individual's own reason and critical analysis.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Compassion is the ultimate value in life.
Service is the ultimate action.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

The ultimate test of a man's conscience
may be his willingness to sacrifice something today
for future generations whose words of thanks will not be heard.
- Gaylord Nelson

War is the ultimate tool of politics.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Love is the ultimate meaning of everything around us.
Love is not a mere sentiment.
Love is the ultimate truth at the heart of creation.
- Rabindranath Tagore


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It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
- Pablo Picasso

Peace is the ultimate blessing.
- Jewish traditional

My mother was the influence in my life.
She was strong; she had great faith in the ultimate
triumph of justice and hard work.
She believed passionately in education.
- John H. Johnson

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands
in moments of comfort and convenience,
but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children
of the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.
- Napoleon Hill

The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something,
but to be something.
- Muhammed Iqbal

Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between
his inner vision and its ultimate expression.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

The universal Mind contains all knowledge.
It is the potential ultimate of all things.
To it, all things are possible.
- Ernest Holmes

The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.
- Nolan Bushnell

What is man's ultimate direction in life? It is to look for love,
truth, virtue, and beauty.
- Shinichi Suzuki

Beauty saves.
Beauty heals.
Beauty motivates.
Beauty unites.
Beauty returns us to our origins, and here lies the ultimate act of saving,
of healing, of overcoming dualism.
- Matthew Fox

Confit is the ultimate comfort food,
and trendy or not,
it is dazzling stuff.
- Sally Schneider

Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment.
It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The whole world is a cyclone.
But once you have found the center, the cyclone disappears.
This nothingness is the ultimate peak of consciousness.
- Osho

The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression
and cruelty by the bad people
but the silence over that by the good people.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love is not a mere sentiment.
Love is the ultimate truth at the heart of creation.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.
- Charles de Gaulle

Love is the ultimate truth at the heart of creation.
- Rabindranath Tagore

When you open up to the ultimate,
immediately it pours into you.
You are no longer an ordinary human being -
you have transcended.
Your insight has become the
insight of the whole existence.
Now you are no longer separate -
you have found your roots.
- Osho

When you cry and weep,
when you are miserable,
you are alone.
When you celebrate,
the whole existence participates with you.
Only in celebration
do we meet the ultimate, the eternal.
Only in celebration
do we go beyond the circle of birth and death.
- Osho

I know of no safe depository of the ultimate powers
of the society but the people themselves;
and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise
their control with a wholesome discretion,
the remedy is not to take it from them but to inform their discretion.
- Thomas Jefferson

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high
office like breakfast cereal -
that you can gather votes like box tops -
is,
I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

The great gift of Easter is hope -
Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God,
in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love,
which nothing can shake.
- Basil C. Hume

Truth cannot be defined,
although it can certainly be experienced.
But experience is not a definition.
A definition is made by the mind,
experience comes through participating.
If somebody asks, "What is a dance?" how can you define it?
But you can dance and you can know the inner feel of it.
God is the ultimate dance.
- Osho

Gates is the ultimate programming machine.
He believes everything can be defined,
examined, reduced to essentials, and rearranged into
a logical sequence that will achieve a particular goal.
- Stewart Alsop

Every human has four endowments- self awareness, conscience,
independent will and creative imagination.
These give us the ultimate human freedom...
The power to choose, to respond, to change.
- Stephen Covey

For many years, I have lived uncomfortably with the
belief that most planning and architectural design
suffers for lack of real and basic purpose.
The ultimate purpose, it seems to me,
must be the improvement of mankind.
- James Rouse

Just as there is no loss of basic energy in the universe,
so no thought or action is without its effects,
present or ultimate, seen or unseen,
felt or unfelt.
- Norman Cousins

To win in Australia, for me, has to be the ultimate
success because the Aussies live for sport.
- Ian Botham

One can imagine that the ultimate mathematician is
one who can see analogies between analogies.
- Stefan Banach

Isn't that the ultimate homeland security,
standing up and defending marriage?
- Rick Santorum

The ultimate goal of a more effective and efficient
life is to provide you with enough time to enjoy some of it.
- Michael LeBoeuf

We're at war against the ultimate evil in the world,
and We're going to win.
- Johnny Isakson

Youth, however, can afford to enjoy even its melancholy;
for the ultimate fact of which that melancholy is a
prophecy is a long way off.
- Richard Le Gallienne

The government of the United States is a device for
maintaining in perpetuity the rights of the people,
with the ultimate extinction of all privileged classes.
- Calvin Coolidge

Death is an endless night so awful to contemplate that
it can make us love life and value it with such passion
that it may be the ultimate cause of all joy and all art.
- Paul Theroux

I will go around the space shuttle and give a guided
tour of the major areas and describe what is done in each area.
This will be called The Ultimate Field Trip.
- Christa McAuliffe

The ultimate ground of faith and knowledge is confidence in God.
- Charles Hodge

The ultimate acting is to destroy yourself.
- Klaus Kinski

The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which
the ultimate fulfillment of that hope never entirely removes.
- Thomas Hardy

My play is the ultimate expression of my feeling of
the twilight of Western civilization.
- Richard Foreman

The United States and our allies are determined:
we refuse to live in the shadow of this ultimate danger.
- George W. Bush

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt
like a Pizza Hut employee,
and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar,
that was the ultimate in bad taste.
- Johnny Depp

Life is a pilgrimage.
The wise man does not rest by the roadside inns.
He marches direct to the illimitable domain of eternal bliss,
his ultimate destination.
- Swami Sivananda

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that
learning into action rapidly,
is the ultimate competitive advantage.
- Jack Welch

You have to go to the ultimate situation in drama.
- Edward Bond

The ultimate sin of any performer is contempt for the audience.
- Lester Bangs

When you step back and watch people,
you realize that we use every single body part.
Movement, dance - I find it genius because it's ultimate expression,
really.
- Jude Law

A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff.
But most of it was all character situations leading
to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.
- Shawn Wayans

If the attainment of peace is the ultimate objective of all statesmen,
it is, at the same time, something very ordinary,
closely tied to the daily life of each individual.
- Eisaku Sato

We can create the ultimate job security by becoming
less dependent on the organization for which we work
and more dependent on our own resources.
- Bo Bennett

It would follow that 'significant form' was form behind
which we catch a sense of ultimate reality.
- Clive Bell

It is easy to answer the ultimate questions -
it saves you bothering with the immediate ones.
- John Osborne

The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness and
the power of contemplation rather than upon mere survival.
- Aristotle

Red is the ultimate cure for sadness.
- Bill Blass

But the myth of violent solutions as the ultimate solutions
maintains itself in much of popular media.
- Stanley Crouch

The ultimate court of appeal is observation and experiment...
not authority.
- Thomas Huxley

Repaying the debt of these ultimate sacrifices seems
nearly impossible but we must try.
- Michael N. Castle

The ultimate creative capacity of the brain may be,
for all practical purposes, infinite.
- George Leonard

To believe in love, to be ready to give up anything for it,
to be willing to risk your life for it,
is the ultimate tragedy.
- Leonardo DiCaprio

It's no secret that I love the Ultimate line.
- Robert Kirkman

I can't believe the pro-choicers attitude toward unborn
children-to me it's the ultimate liberal cause,
to defend those without a voice.
- Michael Aston

For faithful Catholics, communion is not just a nice ritual:
It is the body and blood of Jesus Christ,
and the ultimate sign of our willingness to be incorporated into the church.
- Maggie Gallagher

To me the arcade experience is the ultimate gaming experience.
- Eugene Jarvis


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