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Funny Thankfulness Quotes
Funny Quotes about Thankfulness

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Today I offer a prayer of forgiveness:
forgive the pettiness of my ingratitude...
the absence of profound thankfulness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Expressing gratitude seems like a cosmic invitation
for all kinds of thankfulness and appreciation to pour in.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received.
Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling.
Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.
- Henry Van Dyke

All our discontents about what we want appeared to
spring from the want of thankfulness for what we have.
- Daniel Defoe


 

Sometimes we need to remind ourselves that thankfulness is indeed a virtue.
- William Bennett

Thankfulness is the beginning of gratitude.
Gratitude is the completion of thankfulness.
Thankfulness may consist merely of words.
Gratitude is shown in acts.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

When it comes to my own turn to lay my weapons down,
I shall do so with thankfulness and fatigue,
and whatever be my destiny afterward,
I shall be glad to lie down with my fathers in honor.
It is human at least, if not divine.
- Robert Louis Stevenson


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I would say a lot of the emotion in what I do is a
sort of a thankfulness for those energies being around,
because there's been points in my life when they weren't around,
and it's a real sort of miserable existence.
- John Frusciante

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing
to go to sleep in humility,
thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards,
in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening
to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
- C. S. Lewis

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- Will Rogers

Talent is God-given; be humble.
Fame is man-given; be thankful.
Conceit is self-given; be careful.
- John Wooden

The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
- William Blake

I see the miracle in all of life. I am thankful for all creation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;
as for me,
I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

A thankful heart is the greatest virtue.
- Cicero

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue,
but the parent of all other virtues.
- Cicero

I have a very pessimistic view of life.
You should know this about me if we're gonna go out.
You know, I - I feel that life is -
is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories, you know.
The - the horrible would be like, um,
I don't know, terminal cases, you know,
and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life.
It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else.
That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life -
you should be thankful that you're miserable
because you're very lucky to be miserable.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

In everyone's life, at some time,
our inner fire goes out.
It is then burst into flame
by an encounter with another human being.
We should all be thankful for those people
who rekindle the inner spirit.
- Albert Schweitzer

We are composed of self-contradictions.
Each of us is loving in some moments - hateful in others.
Patient and calm sometimes - harried by urgency at others.
Understanding - and self-absorbed.
Reassuring - and sarcastic.
Generous - and greedy.
Trusting - and jealous.
Comforting - and snappish.
Original - and stuck in a rut.
Thankful - and needy.
Forgiving - and vengeful.
Nurturing ourself - and stuffing ourself with fast food.
Honoring our bodies - and overstressing.
Being Joyful - and Suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies;
but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and,
as the magnet finds the iron,
so it will find, in every hour,
some heavenly blessings!
- Henry Ward Beecher

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today,
at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little,
at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick,
at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
- The Buddha

I've done it all.
I'm thankful and proud of what I've accomplished in my life.
I hope to keep doing it.
- Ralph Stanley

Keep your eyes open to your mercies.
The man who forgets to be thankful has fallen asleep in life.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful,
but it is mine if I do not give.
To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I'm very thankful to be doing what I'm doing.
I feel very blessed.
- Justin Timberlake

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got,
he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.
- Frank Howard Clark

For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful.
And more truly for what I have not received.
- Storm Jameson

Appreciation is the highest form of prayer,
for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you
shine the light of your thankful thoughts.
- Alan Cohen

I've been allowed to grow over the past twenty years.
I've managed to avoid being trapped in one moment of my career and for that,
I'm very thankful.
- Giovanni Ribisi

But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head
against the wall anymore.
- Harry Anderson

And I'm so thankful that I've been allowed to show another side of Trish.
- Trish Stratus

I was in the postseason twice and I'm thankful for that.
- Ryne Sandberg

I'm thankful to be breathing, on this side of the grass.
Whatever comes, comes.
- Ron Perlman

I've had bad jobs.
Now I have a good one.
I'm thankful.
- Maurice Greene

He enjoys much who is thankful for little.
- Thomas Secker

I bless God for this retirement: I never was more thankful
for any thing than I have been of late for the necessity
I am under of self-denial in many respects.
- David Brainerd

I'm thankful for every moment.
- Al Green

I've been very fortunate.
I feel very thankful.
I've been able to come home and do some fun things
and make it exciting for people here at home.
- Roger Clemens

I'm really thankful and complimented when people come to me and say,
thank you for the great times for all these years.
But I don't think about it as being a leader.
- Bill Kreutzmann

Be thankful for problems.
If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job.
- James A. Lovell

I realized this is what God has dealt me,
and I should be thankful considering all that's happened to me in my life,
but MS caused the movies to stop - stop dead -
and I miss it.
- Richard Pryor

I still don't look at myself as a star.
I've always had a thankful heart.
- Brenda Lee

We can always find something to be thankful for,
and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful
for even those dispensations which appear dark and frowning.
- Albert Barnes

The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really
thankful and has nobody to thank.
- Dante G. Rossetti

I'm so thankful for the active obedience of Christ.
No hope without it.
- John Gresham Machen

The truth is, after Boys Don't Cry, I realized how
few and far between the great roles are.
I am beyond thankful for finding Million Dollar Baby.
- Hilary Swank

If I can do one hundredth part for the Indian that Mrs.
Stowe did for the Negro, I will be thankful.
- Helen Hunt Jackson

Drink and be thankful to the host!
What seems insignificant when you have it,
is important when you need it.
- Franz Grillparzer

Life repeats itself mindlessly -
unless you become mindful, it will go on repeating like a wheel.
That's why Buddhists call it the wheel of life and death,
the wheel of time.
It moves like a wheel: birth is followed by death,
death is followed by birth;
love is followed by hate, hate is followed by love;
success is followed by failure,
failure is followed by success. Just see!
If you can watch just for a few days,
you will see a pattern emerging, a wheel pattern.
One day, a fine morning, you are feeling so good and so happy,
and another day you are so dull,
so dead that you start thinking of committing suicide.
And just the other day you were so full of life,
so blissful that you were feeling thankful to God,
that you were in a mood of deep gratefulness,
and today there is great complaint
and you don't see the point why one should go on living...
And it goes on and on, but you don't see the pattern.
Once you see the pattern, you can get out of it.
- Osho

If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.
- W. Clement Stone

I'm thankful to get the opportunity to direct.
I hope I don't mess it up.
- Mark Harmon

A federal judge did as he was supposed to do and upheld the Constitution.
We should be thankful that we have judiciary that will do that.
- Michael Newdow

We have to be thankful to the Czechs that they did their duty.
The Czech Republic won, I can't believe it.
It was a huge party with all the people here.
- Ruud van Nistelrooy

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
- Woody Allen

I am thankful, of course, for the prize and thankful to God for each story,
each idea, each word, each day.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Like Christ said, love thee one another.
I learned to do that, and I learned to respect and
be appreciative and thankful for what I had.
- James Brown

I am most thankful to Almighty Providence for mercies received,
and determined still to press the case into public
notice as a token of gratitude.
- William Banting

I do not so much rejoice that God hath made me to be a Queen,
as to be a Queen over so thankful a people.
- Elizabeth I

I am thankful I can see much to admire in all religions.
- Alfred Russel Wallace

I'm thankful that I have lived long enough to become a legend,
and I hope I deserve it.
- Ralph Stanley

There was no instruction to be thankful that the Christians were special people,
chosen people.
There was no nationalistic, political or ethnic superiority to be thankful for.
- John Clayton

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns;
I am thankful that thorns have roses.
- Alphonse Karr

I feel like I still am struggling in a lot of different ways.
I still have to fight for certain things.
Certain jobs.
At least I'm working and I'm thankful for that.
- Gina Gershon

God has two dwellings; one in heaven,
and the other in a meek and thankful heart.
- Izaak Walton

The children have been a wonderful gift to me,
and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes.
They restore my faith in the family's future.
- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

I have spent over 60 years bent over a guitar and to
know that I wrote 70 compositions that masters have recorded,
that makes me feel so good and full,
and proud and thankful to the good Lord.
- Jerry Reed

I had the pleasure, as Robin said, to live a childhood
dream as many young Americans and Puerto Rican children
live that play youth baseball.
And I feel honored and very thankful for that opportunity.
- Nolan Ryan

We can be thankful to a friend for a few acres,
or a little money; and yet for the freedom and command of the whole earth,
and for the great benefits of our being,
our life, health, and reason, we look upon ourselves as under no obligation.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I'm really thankful to God, man.
Like now, I'm really making a real comeback with my group.
With or without a record, with or without a movie.
And behind all the negative press behind this movie.
- Ike Turner

I know for me like I have a reputation of being kind of tough,
I have a reputation of also being the girl next door,
kind of sweet but I have standards and my thing is,
it's me on that screen and I don't have control over
everything in this and I'm grateful and thankful.
- Nia Long


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