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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.
I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends
and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that.
That's what's insane about it.
- John Lennon

I hear many people talk about their longing for a balanced life.
What I think they are really expressing
is a desire for a life with less pressure.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity
opinions which differ from
the prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
- Albert Einstein

Know that happiness is created by the act
of expressing gratitude for all of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Expressing gratitude seems like a cosmic invitation
for all kinds of thankfulness and appreciation to pour in.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing
the inexpressible is music.
- Aldous Huxley

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it
is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
- William Arthur Ward


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Expressing anger is a form of public littering.
- Willard Gaylin

What is genius but the power of expressing a new individuality?
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

An individual who breaks a law that
conscience tells him is unjust,
and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment
in order to arouse the conscience
of the community over its injustice,
is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I submit that an individual who breaks the law
that conscience tells him is unjust
and willingly accepts the penalty by staying in jail
to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice,
is in reality expressing the very highest respect for law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

One who breaks an unjust law
that conscience tells him is unjust,
and who willingly accepts
the penalty of imprisonment
in order to arouse the conscience
of the community over its injustice,
is in reality expressing the highest respect for law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Mozart is expressing something that is more than human.
- Colin R. Davis

A typewriter is a means of transcribing thought,
not expressing it.
- Marshall McLuhan

We're more into expressing ourselves than making radio hits.
- Adam Jones

A picture must possess a real power to generate light
and for a long time now I've been conscious of expressing
myself through light or rather in light.
- Henri Matisse

Knowing how to paint and to use one's colors rightly
has not any connection with originality.
This originality consists in properly expressing your own impressions.
- Thomas Couture

I always try to improve, to find new ways of expressing myself,
to keep looking for truth and originality.
- Burt Lancaster

I've always avoided expressing an opinion about where
I think the republican movement should go -
if it should go anywhere at all.
- Guy Green

I don't feel guilty about expressing myself in French;
nor do I feel that I am continuing the work of the colonizers.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun

Because there is so little room for expression otherwise,
a lot of people love cinema because they find it a
way of expressing themselves.
- Mohsen Makhmalbaf

They place great stress on the clarity of our language
for expressing nuances and showing subtleties.
- Bernard Pivot

I consider that there are different degrees of civilization
and there are many different ways of expressing it.
But one is civilized or is not.
- Flora Lewis

The best, most beautiful, and most perfect way that
we have of expressing a sweet concord of mind to each other is by music.
- Jonathan Edwards

Comfort in expressing your emotions will allow you
to share the best of yourself with others,
but not being able to control your emotions will reveal your worst.
- Bryant H. McGill

The songs come from a vulnerable place,
but expressing that part of yourself can also make you feel fearless.
- Deana Carter

The stammer was a way of telling the world that he was not like others,
a way of expressing his singularity.
- Ted Morgan

I have no desire to prove anything by dancing.
I have never used it as an outlet or a means of expressing myself.
I just dance.
I just put my feet in the air and move them around.
- Fred Astaire

A programming language is for thinking about programs,
not for expressing programs you've already thought of.
It should be a pencil, not a pen.
- Paul Graham

We all sing about the things we're thinking;
musicals are about expressing those emotions that you can't talk about.
It works a real treat.
- Anthony Head

He just had a very unique way of expressing himself
physically with his kids.
- Dennis Wilson

Art is about expressing the true nature of the human
spirit in whatever way one wishes to express it.
If it is honest, it is beautiful.
If it is not honest, it is obvious.
- Corin Nemec

If someone is expressing everything I am feeling at the moment,
it's probably Jon Stewart.
I hear him and think, Yeah!
- Sandy Duncan

People forget what it was like to be young,
the stuff I'm expressing now is for the first time.
- Joss Stone

A lot of people over the years have been doing yoga
and I think even more these days are expressing an interest in it.
So there are a lot of manifestations of spirituality here in town.
- Ashley Judd

In expressing love we belong among the undeveloped countries.
- Saul Bellow

Fidelity to the subject's thought and to his characteristic
way of expressing himself is the sine qua non of journalistic quotation.
- Janet Malcolm

Becoming a mom made me more contentious about expressing my true taste.
- Edie Brickell

The modern artist is working with space and time,
and expressing his feelings rather than illustrating.
- Jackson Pollock

I am searching for abstract ways of expressing reality,
abstract forms that will enlighten my own mystery.
- Eric Cantona

I am expressing myself truthfully.
That is an important thing.
- Ziggy Marley

There, in the chords and melodies, is everything I want to say.
The words just jolly it along.
It's always been my way of expressing what for me is
inexpressible by any other means.
- David Bowie

Humanity is never more sphinxlike than when it is expressing itself.
- Rebecca West

No art can be noble which is incapable of expressing thought,
and no art is capable of expressing thought which does not change.
- John Ruskin

There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker
is unconsciously expressing his own ideal.
Humor him by all means, draw it all out,
and hold him to it.
- Miguel de Cervantes

When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning,
by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing,
then we truly live.
- Greg Anderson

It's a very difficult thing for people to accept,
seeing women act out anger on the screen.
We're more accustomed to seeing men expressing rage and women crying.
- Rebecca De Mornay

A women under stress is not immediately concerned with
finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks
relief by expressing herself and being understood.
- John Gray

For the Absolute, as we now know, all life is individual,
but is individual as expressing a meaning.
- Josiah Royce

I went for an outrageous form of expressing myself.
It seemed to be a way that I could make my name and
show that I was somebody.
- Dee Snider

I believe in using the entire piano as a single instrument
capable of expressing every possible musical idea.
- Oscar Peterson

The modern artist...
is working and expressing an inner world -
in other words -
expressing the energy,
the motion, and other inner forces.
- Jackson Pollock

I'm not trying to be sexy.
It's just my way of expressing myself when I move around.
- Elvis Presley

But as I was saying, from my experiences,
I think men tend to be more timid in expressing their feelings for you.
Regardless, I always prefer a friendship first and foremost.
- Alicia Machado

I try to find different ways of expressing myself.
Without that I will die.
- Eric Cantona

A woman under stress is not immediately concerned
with finding solutions to her problems
but rather seeks relief
by expressing herself and being understood.
- John Gray

And ultimately the people who produce my records,
they know that they're here to serve the purpose of
me expressing who I am at this period of time and augmenting
that or pulling it forward and I love that process.
- Alanis Morissette

I never was very capable of expressing my feelings or emotions in words.
I don't know whether this is the cause why I did it
in music and also why I did it in painting.
Or vice versa: That I had this way as an outlet.
I could renounce expressing something in words.
- Arnold Schoenberg

God comes to us in theater in the way we communicate with each other,
whether it be a symphony orchestra, or a wonderful ballet,
or a beautiful painting, or a play.
It's a way of expressing our humanity.
- Julie Harris

I had to get used to wearing a mask and wearing a prosthetic
and performing with those things while singing and
expressing myself through stylized movement,
while keeping it as human as possible so the audience
could be closer to the horror of the Phantom.
- Gerard Butler

Expressing the thoughts of my comrades,
I suggested, among other means, the organization of
an international information service on inventories,
on production, and on the needs of the various countries for raw materials.
- Leon Jouhaux

Music is an extraordinary vehicle for expressing emotion -
very powerful emotions.
That's what draws millions of people towards it.
And, um, I found myself always going for these darker places and -
people identify with that.
- Annie Lennox

Finally, I am encouraged to note that the Security
Council issued a statement today expressing its concern
about the massive humanitarian crisis in Darfur and
calling on all parties to the conflict to protect civilians and reach a ceasefire.
- Jan Egeland

I am glad to have this opportunity of expressing my
high appreciation of the honour extended to me many
years ago by the Royal Swedish Academy of Science by
enrolling me amongst its members.
- Guglielmo Marconi

Acting is a very personal process.
It has to do with expressing your own personality,
and discovering the character you're playing through your own experience -
so we're all different.
- Ian Mckellen

Women tend to have recognition and peer group support -
recognition from friends and family that this has to
be a big issue in their lives.
They're more comfortable expressing the need for support and receiving it.
- James Levine

The main benefit of the book for the more experienced
practitioners is as an evangelical tool.
The book will give you some ways of expressing the
value and importance of your work that you may not have had before.
- Jesse James Garrett

I've written what and when I want to.
It's been about expressing myself.
But with the degree, I had to learn to do everything in a very specific,
disciplined way.
I am very disciplined, but this demanded a totally
different kind of discipline.
A real challenge.
- Joan Armatrading

Bishop Frederick Henry of Calgary is facing at least
two official objections to his public statements along
with expensive hearings before the Alberta Human Rights
Commission for expressing his biblical views on same sex marriage.
- Stockwell Day

Watergate was unique because it allowed the public
to play its democratic role in expressing its outrage at the presidency.
And as a result, for the first time in history a president resigned.
- Samuel Dash

For the first half of this century, High Court judges
have been cautious to the point of timidity in expressing
any criticism of governmental action;
the independence of the judiciary has been of a decidedly subordinate character.
- Ferdinand Mount


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