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Funny Cosmic Quotes
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Greetings, cosmic children of the universe.
Welcome to my serenity circle.
Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
- the movie Shrek the Third (2007)

Expressing gratitude seems like a cosmic invitation
for all kinds of thankfulness and appreciation to pour in.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected
in a cosmic religion for the future:
It transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology;
it covers both the natural and the spiritual,
and it is based on a religious sense
aspiring from the experience of all things,
natural and spiritual, as a meaningful unity.
- Albert Einstein

There is not one big cosmic meaning for all,
there is only the meaning we each give to our life,
an individual meaning, an individual plot,
like an individual novel, a book for each person.
- Anais Nin


 

The ground we walk on, the plants and creatures,
the clouds above constantly dissolving into new formations -
each gift of nature possessing its own radiant energy,
bound together by cosmic harmony.
- Ruth Bernhard

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian,
because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
- Lea DeLaria

It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves
due to atrophy of the imagination.
- Martha Gellhorn


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It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but,
I just let it do what it wants to do.
- Danny Elfman

The investigation into the possible effects of cosmic
rays on living organisms will also offer great interest.
- Victor Francis Hess

No life if it is properly realized is without its cosmic importance.
- Hortense Odlum

Whitehead reacted strongly against the idea of God as a cosmic tyrant,
one who brings about everything.
- John Polkinghorne

Buddhism has in it no idea of there being a moral law
laid down by somekind of cosmic lawgiver.
- Alan Watts

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler
but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
- Julian Huxley

Through no divine design or cosmic plan,
we have inherited the mantle of life's caretaker on the earth,
the only home we have ever known.
- Michael Shermer

God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

The nineteenth century was completely lacking in logic,
it had cosmic terms and hopes, and aspirations,
and discoveries, and ideals but it had no logic.
- Gertrude Stein

On a cosmic scale, our life is insignificant,
yet this brief period when we appear in the world is
the time in which all meaningful questions arise.
- Paul Ricoeur

We're not earthly beings any more...
we're cosmic beings.
- Eden Ahbez

God the Father, the supreme Architect,
had already built this cosmic home we behold,
the most sacred temple of His godhead,
by the laws of His mysterious wisdom.
- Giovanni Pico della Mirandola

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious
and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
- Marc Maron

The material particle nature of primary cosmic radiation has been confirmed,
although the processes turned out to be extraordinarily
more complicated than we had assumed.
- Walther Bothe

Artists should always think of themselves as cosmic
instruments for storytelling.
- Ted Lange

Wheels of fire, cosmic, rich, full-bodied honest victories over desperation.
- Thomas Merton

The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms,
under the shadow of cosmic boredom.
- Guy de Maupassant

Information of fundamental importance to the general
problem of atomic structure has resulted from systematic
studies of the cosmic radiation carried out by the
Wilson cloud-chamber method.
- Carl D. Anderson

Science cannot tell theology how to construct a doctrine of creation,
but you can't construct a doctrine of creation without
taking account of the age of the universe and the evolutionary
character of cosmic history.
- John Polkinghorne

I demand for the unmarried mother, as a sacred channel of life,
the same reverence and respect as for the married mother;
for Maternity is a cosmic thing and once it has come to pass,
our conversation must not be permitted to blaspheme it.
- Ben Lindsey

I think about the cosmic snowball theory.
A few million years from now the sun will burn out
and lose its gravitational pull.
The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space.
When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out.
- Bill Lee

My mission is a cosmic mission.
My concern is for all of humanity, and not only this present world,
but the world hereafter.
My mission penetrates the past, present,
and future, and encompasses all humanity.
- Sun Myung Moon

It may well be said that the answer to the question:
Of what do the cosmic rays in fact consist before they
produce their familiar secondary radiation phenomena
in the earth's atmosphere? can only be obtained from
numerous measurements in the stratosphere.
- Victor Francis Hess

On what can we now place our hopes of solving the many
riddles which still exist as to the origin and composition
of cosmic rays? It must be emphasized here above all
that to attain really decisive progress greater funds must be made available.
- Victor Francis Hess

Most of these experiments required the reduction of
the cosmic ray muon flux in order to be successful,
and the group necessarily became expert in the operation
of deep underground laboratories.
- Frederick Reines

In order to make further progress, particularly in
the field of cosmic rays,
it will be necessary to apply all our resources and
apparatus simultaneously and side-by-side;
an effort which has not yet been made,
or at least, only to a limited extent.
- Victor Francis Hess

A feeling that was possibly generated by experiences
in my previous work on cosmic rays;
more likely it was inborn and was the reason why,
as a young man, I went into the field of cosmic rays.
- Bruno Rossi

According to the scientific naturalist version of cosmic history,
nature is a permanently closed system of material effects
that can never be influenced by something from outside -
like God,
for example.
- Phillip E. Johnson

In both the presence of evil and the eventual triumph
over evil the sweep is cosmic.
It embraces the entire universe, what to man is both seen and unseen.
The victory is to be accomplished through Christ.
- Kenneth Scott Latourette

To try to write a grand cosmical drama leads necessarily to myth.
To try to let knowledge substitute ignorance in increasingly
larger regions of space and time is science.
- Hannes Alfven

The cosmical importance of this conclusion is profound
and the possibilities it opens for the future very remarkable,
greater in fact than any suggested before by science
in the whole history of the human race.
- Francis William Aston

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
- Laurence J. Peter

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what
you were worrying about one year ago today.
- E. Joseph Cossman

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

I believe totally in a Capitalist System,
I only wish that someone would try it.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

If at first you don't succeed,
try, try, and try again.
Then give up.
There's no use being a damned fool about it.
- W. C. Fields

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

The objection to Puritans is not that
they try to make us think as they do,
but that they try to make us do as they think.
- H. L. Mencken

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

Try a new perspective on diversity.
Across the country and around the world,
we are all one.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

If being good isn't working - try being outrageous.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Life is a gift, and I try to respond with grace and courtesy.
- Maya Angelou

Do or do not, there is no try.
- Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Breaking up is a natural evolution
when you try to figure out what you want in life.
If you're with an individual
who isn't moving in the same direction
and at the same rate that you are,
it ain't going to work.
- Usher Raymond

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life,
that no man can sincerely try
to help another without helping himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't give up. There are too many nay-sayers out there
who will try to discourage you.
Don't listen to them.
The only one who can make you give up is yourself.
- Sidney Sheldon

The happiness of one's own heart alone
cannot satisfy the soul;
one must try to include,
as necessary to one's own happiness,
the happiness of others.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into
a job and try to do the best you can,
the money will come.
- Lawrence Welk

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
- Samuel Beckett

I wanted to be with the kind of people I'd grown up with,
but you can't go back to them and be one of them again,
no matter how hard you try.
- Ethel Waters

If you realize that all things change,
there is nothing you will try to hold on to.
If you are not afraid of dying,
there is nothing you cannot achieve.
- Lao Tzu

"Good morning!" he said at last.
"We don't want any adventures here, thank you!
You might try over The Hill or across The Water."
- J. R. R. Tolkien


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