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Funny Possibility Quotes
Funny Quotes about Possibility

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One unlikelihood entertained leads a parade of innovation.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Our aspirations are our possibilities.
- Robert Browning

Understand that the right to
choose your own path
is a sacred privilege.
Use it.
Dwell in possibility.
- Oprah Winfrey

I renounce all assumptions and expectations.
I thoughtfully consider all possibilities,
and CHOOSE among them with consciousness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

The experience of God, or in any case the possibility of experiencing God,
is innate.
- Alice Walker

Until you'll willing to look foolish,
you'll never have the possibility of being great.
- Cher

God is all there is - God includes everything,
all possibility and all action,
for Spirit is the invisible essence and substance of all form.
- Ernest Holmes


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Begin building the future through
"conversation for possibility."
- Werner Erhard

There is an anti-aging possibility, but it has to come from within.
- Susan Anton

The challenge before us is to savor the unknown
and delight in the taste of possibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Pleasure disappoints, possibility never
- Soren Kierkegaard

The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities
and the responsibility that we all had.
It wasn't the answer.
It just gave us a glimpse of the possibility.
- John Lennon

Where ignorance is our master,
there is no possibility of real peace.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Maintain a balance between skepticism and faith.
Maintain a beginner mind. Be open to possibility.
Don't give in to skepticism,
but don't give in to fantasy either.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Drawing is the honesty of the art.
There is no possibility of cheating.
It is either good or bad.
- Salvador Dali

In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such
a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent."
I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow,
but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
- Stephen Jay Gould

BUILD UP YOUR CIRCLE....
A mind that perceives
What can rationally be.
A spirit that sees
Innovative possibility.
A heart that is open to
Both beginnings and ends.
A firm hand that fits readily
To the reach of a friend.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If I were to wish for anything,
I should not wish for wealth and power,
but for the passionate sense of potential -
for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible.
Pleasure disappoints; possibility never.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Trust yourself.
Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life.
Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny,
inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.
- Golda Meir

I've made an odd discovery.
Every time I talk to a savant I feel quite sure that
happiness is no longer a possibility.
Yet when I talk with my gardener, I'm convinced of the opposite.
- Bertrand Russell

Living in the present moment requires discretion toward memory.
Without memory we'd have amnesia. What good would there be in that?
Offer discretion and discernment for our past
with a broad spectrum of forgiveness.
As for our present moment, delight.
And dedication to remain fully present to all the possibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

These clashes are the only evolu-tionary possibility
which will enable us one day,
now that Fate has given us the Fuehrer Adolf Hitler,
to create the Germanic Reich.
- Heinrich Himmler

There is no earthly reason why a solo string instrument or voice,
having the possibility to play or sing pure intonation,
should want, or try, to be tempered.
- Lara St.
John

Well, it arose out of two long-term concerns -
the first being the possibility of genetic manipulation,
nature versus nurture, what constitutes how people get to be how they are.
- Katherine Dunn

Without the faintest possibility of finding a job,
I decided to devote myself to literature:
it was about time to find out what I was worth as a writer.
- Jose Saramago

Humanity may endure the loss of everything;
all its possessions may be turned away without infringing its true dignity -
all but the possibility of improvement.
- Johann Gottlieb Fichte

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility
of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or
heard of one or the other.
- Arthur Conan Doyle

I regret what happened.
I saw no other possibility to achieve my goal.
It was not hooliganism.
- Mathias Rust

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war
appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

See beauty in those unexpected places.
(she asked herself how people could let Bach be background noise.)
See the opportunity in what looks like inconvenience.
(she steered clear of the traffic jam
and went to the bakery she's been meaning to stop at.)
She embraces the undeclared possibility
in what seems like just another ordinary day.
(her friend is scheduled for cancer surgery
and suddenly everything around her seems so very precious.)
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.
- John Updike

We convinced him quickly that the possibility of war
was absolutely nil and continued our festivity.
On the next day we were ordered to take the field.
- Manfred von Richthofen

The good poet sticks to his real loves,
those within the realm of possibility.
He never tries to hold hands with God or the human race.
- Karl Shapiro

Who of us knows or can by possibility arrive at a knowledge
of the laws that govern our property and lives?
- William H. Wharton

There was a possibility I could have been under surveillance.
- Julius Rosenberg

The possibility of bringing white-collar criminals
to justice is ever receding over the horizon.
- Sara Paretsky

If there's a song where there's a possibility of guitar
stuff that would be fun to listen to,
go for it.
Don't worry about what anybody thinks.
- Brad Paisley

This possibility bothered me as I thought it was not
advisable to remain in one academic environment,
and the long dark winters in Edinburgh could be rather dismal.
- Paul Nurse

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you
removed the possibility of doing something.
- Chauncey Depew

A desire presupposes the possibility of action to achieve it;
action presupposes a goal which is worth achieving.
- Ayn Rand

I wish, naturally to prevent the possibility that someone may write an accidental,
superficial, incomplete and perhaps untrue picture of me.
- Conrad Veidt

In saving Tibet, you save the possibility that we are all brothers,
sisters.
- Richard Gere

If you don't accept failure as a possibility,
you don't set high goals, you don't branch out,
you don't try - you don't take the risk.
- Rosalynn Carter

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about
the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
- Douglas Adams

At fifty, that is in 1880, I formulated the idea of unity,
without being able to render it.
At sixty, I am beginning to see the possibility of rendering it.
- Camille Pissarro

They will open up to what I would call corporate broadcastings
where the non-commercial material will have air time.
There's no possibility of that here right now,
none.
- Ann Macbeth

Pell Grants are, and have been, critically important
tools in making higher education a possibility for lower-
and middle-income students.
- Christopher Dodd

But in most cases even the possibility that the correlations
reflect shared genes is taboo.
- Steven Pinker

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck,
we have at least to consider the possibility that we
have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
- Douglas Adams

All right, every day ain't going to be the best day of your life,
don't worry about that.
If you stick to it you hold the possibility open that
you will have better days.
- Wendell Berry

In a market economy, however, the individual has some
possibility of escaping from the power of the state.
- Peter L. Berger

The human imagination has already come to conceive
the possibility of recreating human society.
- Edmund Wilson

An intense anticipation itself transforms possibility into reality;
our desires being often but precursors of the things
which we are capable of performing.
- Samuel Smiles

Abroad, they have covered pretty much all subjects,
explored every possibility, every twist.
So similarities between ideas you have and those filmed
abroad are quite possible.
- Ajay Devgan

The road to success, and by that I mean...
the possibility of giving the best one has to the cause that one loves most,
is not easy.
- Louis Finkelstein

Spend enough time around success and failure,
and you learn a reverence for possibility.
- Dale Dauten

The business of the law is to make sense of the confusion
of what we call human life -
to reduce it to order but at the same time to give it possibility,
scope, even dignity.
- Archibald MacLeish

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have
the possibility of being great.
- Cher

My position is not that John Kerry is either Jesus
Christ or the prophet Mohammad.
My position is that John Kerry is the possibility of restarting politics.
- Todd Gitlin

The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because
it is invested with so much of oneself.
It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries,
the possibility of torment.
- James A. Baldwin

I really feel that the talent I have is acting.
Freedom and the possibility of play-that is what I like to have.
- Jacqueline Bisset

Mass communication, radio, and especially television,
have attempted, not without success,
to annihilate every possibility of solitude and reflection.
- Eugenio Montale

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely
try to train him to be semi-human.
The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility
of becoming partly a dog.
- Edward Hoagland

The attitude and capacity of the factory,
the old metal table and the new ideas of the wooden
furniture quickly and naturally suggested the possibility of metal furniture.
- Donald Judd

Everyday holds the possibility of a miracle.
- Elizabeth David

Without a possibility of change in meanings human communication
could not perform its present functions.
- Kenneth L. Pike

The unutterable violence of the Holocaust shook our
confidence in the possibility of telling any story of faith at all.
- Timothy Radcliffe

I would never think of crying about any loss of an office,
because that's always a possibility,
and if you're professional,
then you deal with it professionally.
- Nancy Pelosi

Nor should we exclude the possibility that Islamic
terrorism may begin to make common cause with Western
political extremists of the far Left and far Right.
- Richard Perle

Yes, your home is your castle, but it is also your
identity and your possibility to be open to others.
- David Soul

And since Italy was involved in the space station as
well as signed an agreement with NASA.
And when the possibility to enter the 1996 Mission Specialist class.
- Umberto Guidoni


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