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Funny Innovation Quotes
Funny Quotes about Innovation

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One unlikelihood entertained leads a parade of innovation.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Local innovation and initiative can help us better
understand how to protect our environment.
- Gale Norton

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
- Steve Jobs

Any good music must be an innovation.
- Les Baxter


 

Balance activity with serenity,
wealth with simplicity,
persistence with innovation,
community with solitude,
familiarity with adventure,
constancy with change,
leading with following.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Learning and innovation go hand in hand.
The arrogance of success is to think that what you
did yesterday will be sufficient for tomorrow.
- William Pollard

For America's economic future to remain prosperous,
we must encourage pro-growth policies so that we continue
to be the leader in innovation and entrepreneurship.
- John Ensign


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We must not confuse distortion with innovation;
distortion is useless change,
art is beneficial change.
- Chuck Jones

Business has only two functions - marketing and innovation.
- Milan Kundera

I think that somebody with the resources and innovation
and the idea is going to come out of nowhere and come
up with a successful space travel program.
- Kevin J. Anderson

What makes a specific quality or quantity of innovation
retain its intense newness over the years?
- Brian Ferneyhough

The innovation is going to come, and that is good for everybody.
- Hilary Rosen

And then you take a look at Spaces, there is this great
innovation that came out of nowhere.
We have the number one blogging site in the world because
of the innovation that's there.
- Steve Ballmer

Innovation comes from the producer -
not from the customer.
- W. Edwards Deming

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get
your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.
- Katharine Hepburn

I consider high-speed data transmission an invention
that became a major innovation.
It changed the way we all communicate.
- Dean Kamen

Boston is known for its innovation.
- Thomas Menino

A spirit of innovation is generally the result of a
selfish temper and confined views.
People will not look forward to posterity,
who never look backward to their ancestors.
- Edmund Burke

Innovation is the whim of an elite before it becomes a need of the public.
- Ludwig von Mises

The recipe for success is a tried and true one here in Rhode Island -
innovation,
reform, public service.
- Donald L. Carcieri

Pure innovation is more gross than error.
- George Chapman

I think we always move from imitation to assimilation to innovation,
but I can't name you 20 people outside those we've
already recognized who ever got to point three:
innovation.
- David Baker

We should favor innovation and freedom over regulation.
- George Allen

Technological innovation is indeed important to economic
growth and the enhancement of human possibilities.
- Leon Kass

America demands invention and innovation to succeed.
- Kit Bond

I'm a great believer in the competitive system,
and think that competition will bring us greater innovation
and put American industry in information ahead of everyone also.
- Harold H. Greene

There are no dreams too large, no innovation unimaginable
and no frontiers beyond our reach.
- John S. Herrington

Innovation is the central issue in economic prosperity.
- Michael Porter

Whatever has happened in my quest for innovation has
been part of my quest for immaculate reality.
- George Lucas

The heart and soul of the company is creativity and innovation.
- Robert Iger

An innovation is one of those things that society looks at and says,
if we make this part of the way we live and work,
it will change the way we live and work.
- Dean Kamen

In this time of budget cuts, we cannot forget that
basic science is a building block for scientific innovation
and economic growth in the information age.
- Tim Bishop

We need innovation in education and dedication to the task before us.
- Alan Autry

Without tradition, art is a
flock of sheep without a shepherd.
Without innovation, it is a corpse.
- Winston Churchill

Fight piracy; don't squash innovation.
- Joe Krauss

You have all the reason in the world to achieve your grandest dreams.
Imagination plus innovation equals realization.
- Denis Waitley

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success are concentration,
discrimination, organization, innovation and communication.
- Michael Faraday

Media companies, under the guise of piracy,
are asking congress to give them more control over fair use.
Hollywood wants to control innovation.
- Joe Krauss

In order for America to remain a global leader in innovation and opportunity,
we must give our children a solid foundation in math and science.
- Kenny Marchant

Without change there is no innovation,
creativity, or incentive for improvement.
Those who initiate change will have a better opportunity
to manage the change that is inevitable.
- William Pollard

If you open up the mind, the opportunity to address
both profits and social conditions are limitless.
It's a process of innovation.
- Jerry Greenfield

Oklahomans value our children and our seniors.
Oklahomans value traditions of faith.
Oklahomans value our heroes, our veterans.
Oklahomans value innovation and the creative arts.
- Brad Henry

So many cartoonists draw the same year after year.
When they find a style, they stick with it.
They don't mess with innovation, and they become boring.
- Pat Oliphant

Mindless habitual behavior is the enemy of innovation.
- Rosabeth Moss Kanter

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money.
They make it by being Wal-Mart.
We make it by innovation.
- Steve Jobs

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship.
The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth.
- Peter Drucker

We are not concerned about innovation shifting from the U.S.
I still believe that the U.S.
still has capabilities for innovation.
- Craig Mundie

Fashion is something barbarous, for it produces innovation
without reason and imitation without benefit.
- George Santayana

Environmentalism opposes reckless innovation and makes
conservation the central order of business.
- Christopher Lasch

An important scientific innovation rarely makes its
way by gradually winning over and converting its opponents:
What does happen is that the opponents gradually die out.
- Max Planck

As a result, we will continue to see more innovation
on the Internet and on mobile phones than on consoles.
- Trip Hawkins

I am not that concerned that innovation in some large
scale sense will suddenly and abruptly shift from one
part of the world to another.
- Craig Mundie

Today, the forces of competition, technology,
and globalization have converged to spur innovation
and to transform the way business is done in the securities industry.
- Arthur Levitt

Innovation is creativity with a job to do.
- John Emmerling

The place of exciting innovation - where the action is -
that's Rhode Island!
- Donald L. Carcieri

In some cases, inventions prohibit innovation because
we're so caught up in playing with the technology,
we forget about the fact that it was supposed to be important.
- Dean Kamen

Measures of self-government and a school council,
especially for such young children, were a great innovation.
- Dora Russell

You can't suppress creativity, you can't suppress innovation.
- James Daly

If you look at the history of the American capital market,
there's probably no innovation more important than
the idea of generally accepted accountancy principles.
- Lawrence Summers

Human societies vary in lots of independent factors
affecting their openness to innovation.
- Jared Diamond

We need a positive economic agenda that invests in
the innovation and growth that will create jobs for
middle class families and ensure that America remains the world leader.
- Rick Larsen

Art begins in imitation and ends in innovation.
- Mason Cooley

Nearly all of the advances in structural and aesthetic
innovation is coming from abroad.
- Arthur Erickson

Nothing is more dangerous than a dogmatic worldview -
nothing more constraining,
more blinding to innovation, more destructive of openness to novelty.
- Stephen Jay Gould

Microsoft is not about greed.
It's about innovation and fairness.
- Bill Gates

Productivity and the growth of productivity must be
the first economic consideration at all times,
not the last.
That is the source of technological innovation,
jobs, and wealth.
- William E. Simon

My innovation involved taking an idea from the telecommunications and banking industries,
and applying that idea to transportation business.
- Frederick W. Smith

Technology is driving the innovation.
Technology is driving the creativity.
Technology and the use of that is going to determine
our workers' ability to compete in the 21st century global marketplace.
- Ron Kind

The comparison to the old world is something to get excited about.
We have the potential for more choice and innovation,
and a different regulatory environment that doesn't
place as much weight on economic regulations of terms and conditions.
- Michael K. Powell

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging
the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly
admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered
a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
- Damon Runyon

We can believe that we know where the world should go.
But unless we're in touch with our customers,
our model of the world can diverge from reality.
There's no substitute for innovation,
of course, but innovation is no substitute for being in touch,
either.
- Steve Ballmer


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