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The pendulum of the mind alternates
between sense and nonsense,
not between right and wrong.
- Carl Jung

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense,
and have her nonsense respected.
- Charles Lamb

When you ask the wrong question,
you usually get a nonsense answer.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense.
I just use the money for the poor.
I can't stop to count it.
- Evita Peron


 

Heroism on command, senseless violence,
and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -
how passionately I hate them!
- Albert Einstein

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living,
it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.
Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
- Dr. Seuss

Finish each day and be done with it.
You have done what you could;
some blunders and absurdities have crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day;
you shall begin it serenely
and with too high a spirit
to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born -
that there is a genetic factor to leadership.
This myth asserts that people simply either
have certain charismatic qualities or not.
That's nonsense; in fact, the opposite is true.
Leaders are made rather than born.
- Warren G. Bennis

It's a great mistake, I think, to put children off
with falsehoods and nonsense,
when their growing powers of observation and discrimination
excite in them a desire to know about things.
- Anne Sullivan

Nine-tenths of the existing books are nonsense and
the clever books are the refutation of that nonsense.
- Benjamin Disraeli

People talk about innovations and evolutions and that kind of thing;
I don't understand about that nonsense.
It's like, all instruments are there to use all the time.
- Gerry Mulligan

They were saying computers deal with numbers.
This was absolutely nonsense.
Computers deal with arbitrary information of any kind.
- Ted Nelson

If you're a preacher, you talk for a living,
so even if you don't make sense, you learn to make nonsense eloquently.
- Andrew Young

Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily,
I should think.
All nonsense questions are unanswerable.
- C. S. Lewis

The old idea of a composer suddenly having a terrific
idea and sitting up all night to write it is nonsense.
Nighttime is for sleeping.
- Benjamin Britten

Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense
about things that matter.
- Max Beerbohm

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not,
at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with
every weapon of communal stupidity.
- Robertson Davies

Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense
of those that think they talk sense.
- Robert Frost

Till now poets were privileged to insert a certain proportion of nonsense -
very far in excess of one-half of one per cent -
into their otherwise sober documents.
- John C. Ransom

Always remember, money isn't everything -
but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
- Earl Wilson

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
- Roald Dahl

The evolution of sense is, in a sense,
the evolution of nonsense.
- Vladimir Nabokov

The game has changed.
What's going on now is nonsense.
You have guys complaining about not being paid.
- David Wells

My father's parents were carpenters.
They were also builders partly.
They were painters.
And several of them were very, active in the theatre and all such nonsense,
you know.
- Josef Albers

Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion,
by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense.
- Carl Sagan

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep.
That's deep enough.
What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
- Jean Kerr

Don't talk to me about a man's being able to talk sense;
everyone can talk sense.
Can he talk nonsense?
- William Pitt

There's a feeling that strength is determined by the size of a union.
That clearly is nonsense.
- Arthur Scargill

It is nonsense to say that Germans are unable to change.
- Angela Merkel

Hope unbelieved is always considered nonsense.
But hope believed is history in the process of being changed.
- Jim Wallis

Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
- E. M. Forster

To say, that Capt.
Ingraham violated the rights of Turkey,
is nonsense.
- Gerrit Smith

A man can make himself put down what comes,
even if it seems nauseating nonsense;
tomorrow some of it may not seem wholly nonsense at all.
- F. L. Lucas

I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight.
That's nonsense.
I intimidate people by hitting them.
- Mike Tyson

Sometimes I have wondered whether life wouldn't be
much more amusing if we were all devils,
and no nonsense about angels and being good.
- William Hurlbut

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor
in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

All philosophies, if you ride them home,
are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
- Samuel Butler

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute,
but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
- Ann Coulter

That was the first time ever in history that anybody got Special Guest Star.
I started that whole nonsense.
- Jonathan Harris

I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense...
I just wanted to get famous and all the rest is hogwash.
- Anthony Hopkins

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
- Gelett Burgess

Happy the boy whose mother is tired of talking nonsense
to him before he is old enough to know the sense of it.
- Augustus Hare

I must say the idea of a United Africa was nonsense.
- C. L. R. James

Quarrel? Nonsense; we have not quarreled.
If one is not to get into a rage sometimes,
what is the good of being friends?
- George Eliot

By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses;
one misses more nonsense than sense.
- Horace Walpole

The pursuit of beauty is much more dangerous nonsense
than the pursuit of truth or goodness,
because it affords a stronger temptation to the ego.
- Northrop Frye

Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested,
and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all.
This claim is rhetorical nonsense.
- Stephen Jay Gould

I look upon another's insistence on the merits of his or her life -
duties,
intellect, accomplishment - and see that most of it is nonsense.
- Harold Brodkey

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole.
You spend all your life shouting down it and all you
hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.
- Adam Duritz

You were there all day long, 12 hours a day.
So there was none of this, 'I'm going back to my trailer,
my trailer's bigger than your trailer,'
that kind of Hollywood nonsense.
- John C. Reilly

I wrote the tunes and sang only nonsense words.
Then came Moore and dressed them with the lyrics.
- Rick Wright

I begin to grow heartily tired of the etiquette and
nonsense so fashionable in this city.
- George Mason

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.
- Joseph Addison

In a society in which equality is a fact,
not merely a word, words of racial or sexual assault
and humiliation will be nonsense syllables.
- Catharine MacKinnon

I did not want to reject religion as nonsense because
life seemed to have no ultimate purpose without it,
and most of the good people I knew were Christians.
- Luke Ford

They keep telling us that in war truth is the first casualty,
which is nonsense since it implies that in times of
peace truth stays out of the sick bay or the graveyard.
- Alexander Cockburn

He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense.
- John McCarthy

People say you can't teach writing, but I think that's nonsense.
- Tracy Kidder

Buddhas don't practice nonsense.
- Bodhidharma

Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
- George Santayana

Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are
going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.
- Richard Pryor

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning,
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.
- Oliver Goldsmith

It is simple nonsense to speak of the fixed tempo of
any particular vocal phrase.
Each voice has its peculiarities.
- Anton Seidl

Common sense, in so far as it exists,
is all for the bourgeoisie.
Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy.
The worries of the world are for the common people.
- George Jean Nathan

I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about
bad men not looking you in the face.
Don't trust that conventional idea.
Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance any day in the week,
if there is anything to be got by it.
- Charles Dickens

It is all nonsense, to be sure; and so much the greater
nonsense inasmuch as the true interpretation of many dreams -
not by any means of all dreams -
moves,
it may be said, in the opposite direction to the method of psycho-analysis.
- Arthur Machen

A lot of the fun lies in trying to penetrate the mystery;
and this is best done by saying over the lines to yourself again and again,
till they pass through the stage of sounding like nonsense,
and finally return to a full sense that had at first escaped notice.
- Anthony Hecht

The way I see it is that all the ol' guff about being
Irish is a kind of nonsense.
I mean, I couldn't be anything else no matter what I tried to be.
I couldn't be Chinese or Japanese.
- John McGahern

Generally speaking, we get the joke.
We know that the free market is nonsense.
We know that the whole point is to game the system,
to beat the market or at least find someone who will pay you a lot of money,
'cause they're convinced that there is a free lunch.
- Ron Bloom

The Roosevelt enactment of Social Security was a moral
revolution in our country:
We were assured that we would never reach the very depths of poverty.
And to be told, that we are now going to gamble it,
on Wall Street, is nonsense!
- Arthur Hertzberg

If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair.
We'd never have a friendship.
We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical.
Well, that's nonsense.
You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build
your wings on the way down.
- Ray Bradbury


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