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Funny Emotion Quotes
Funny Quotes about Emotion

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When dealing with people, remember you are
not dealing with creatures of logic,
but creatures of emotion.
- Dale Carnegie

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
- Mae West

Anger is a destructive emotion
that becomes instinctive over the years.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Emotion always has its roots in the unconscious,
and manifests itself in the body.
- Irene Claremont de Castillejo


 

Where there is no emotion,
there is no motive for violence.
- the character Spock in the Star Trek television series

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
- Mark Twain

I am a being of free-will,
and I CHOOSE each and every action I make,
every thought I think, and every emotion I feel.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition.
The immature mind often mistakes one for the other,
or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -
in fact, they're almost incompatible;
one emotion hardly leaves room for the other.
Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil.
- Robert Heinlein

Exercise free-will.
CHOOSE each and every action you make,
every thought you think,
and every emotion you feel.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion,
but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

Music is the shorthand of emotion.
- Leo Tolstoy

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and
the thought has found words.
- Robert Frost

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got.
Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion.
- Eubie Blake

A person cannot love a plant after he has pruned it,
then he has either done a poor job or is devoid of emotion.
- Liberty Hyde Bailey

There can be no transforming of darkness into light
and of apathy into movement without emotion.
- Carl Jung

Remember that "concern" is about the time, energy, and emotion
that we direct toward worrying about something or someone -
not whether we are for that something or against it.
However, nothing that we do for fun is ever a "concern."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and all science.
He to whom this emotion is a stranger,
who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe,
is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
- Albert Einstein

A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction.
It should be a progression of moods and feelings.
The theme, what's behind the emotion,
the meaning, all that comes later.
- Stanley Kubrick

Give your time and efforts freely or not at all.
When you are tempted to say,
"Oh, if I have to, I'll skip my golf game
and watch my daughter play soccer," don't do it.
Either generate the heart-felt emotion
to make the free-will gift,
"I'd love to watch your game today, Sandy,"
or the honesty to decline the request gracefully.
Martyrdom doesn't create happiness
for any of the parties involved.
An honest, "No" is preferable to a coerced "Yes."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion,
but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality,
but an escape from personality.
But, of course, only those who have personality and
emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.
- T. S. Eliot

I had taken on the color of the climate around me and
had driven back all the emotion that rose from the
Brooklyn streets so that I could belong to the exclusive club of Congress.
- Emanuel Celler

Yet for my part, deeply as I am moved by the religious
architecture of the Middle Ages,
I cannot honestly say that I ever felt the slightest
emotion in any modern Gothic church.
- Goldwin Smith

Beauty is first and foremost an emotion.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun

Janis Joplin is definitely one of my biggest influences.
She taught me how to feel music, and I don't think
there's anyone like her that could bring such pain and emotion to a song.
- LeAnn Rimes

A wonderful emotion to get things moving when one is stuck is anger.
It was anger more than anything else that had set me off,
roused me into productivity and creativity.
- Mary Garden

The problem with emotion was that it was clearly something important,
but-at least according to the old philosophy-it was something to overcome.
- Donald Norman

I saw the excitement, going to different places,
being able to explore emotion in a healthy way.
- Corbin Bernsen

Glamour cannot exist without personal social envy being
a common and widespread emotion.
- John Berger

I use dancing to embellish, extend or enlarge upon an existing emotion.
- Gower Champion

Endeavour to be faithful, and if there is any beauty in your thought,
your style will be beautiful; if there is any real emotion to express,
the expression will be moving.
- George Henry Lewes

Human behavior flows from three main sources:
desire,
emotion, and knowledge.
- Plato

I'm just basically spillin' out my emotions to the world.
'Cause rap is about emotion.
And I want you to feel what I'm feelin',
'cause that's what it's all about.
- Ludacris

Tears are the symbol of the inability of the soul to
restrain its emotion and retain its self command.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

But most people don't come up to me and express a lot of emotion.
- Jim Hodges

Men are governed by lines of intellect -
women: by curves of emotion.
- James Joyce

I adore art...
when I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and
the tears stream from my eyes,
and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear.
- Giuseppe Verdi

It's the emotion of it that hits me,
more than anything technical.
- Meg White

There's been a boiling down of real emotion into a
set pattern instead of individualism.
- Skeet Ulrich

Look at Islam in a rational manner and without demagoguery or emotion.
It is the leading religion of the world with 1.5 billion followers.
- Zbigniew Brzezinski

If anything, the overriding emotion is gonna just be excitement.
- Christa McAuliffe

I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.
- Adolf Hitler

Hope is a very unruly emotion.
- Gloria Steinem

The voice has to be very clear at all times in order to convey the emotion.
- Ednita Nazario

What if you threw a protest and no one showed up? The
lack of angst and anger and emotion is a big positive.
- Jay Alan Sekulow

I want the Arabic Granada, that which is art,
which is all that seems to me beauty and emotion.
- Isaac Albeniz

Real love is never a selfish emotion.
If you want something from someone -
especially if that something is sex -
what you are feeling is not true love.
True love is about wanting happiness for the person you love -
and not about seeking happiness for yourself.
Fortunately, in most cases our own loving presence
is the greatest gift we can give to a person we love.
Nonetheless, the litmus test of love is knowing
we would choose never to see that person again
if we believed that distance would bring them greater happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of religion is thus,
not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion.
- Matthew Arnold

Emotion resulting from a work of art is only of value
when it is not obtained by sentimental blackmail.
- Jean Cocteau

I listen to music for emotion and I get zero emotion from rap.
- Sebastian Bach

To be a character who feels a deep emotion,
one must go into the memory's vault and mix in a sad
memory from one's own life.
- Albert Finney

Architecture is a art when one consciously or unconsciously
creates aesthetic emotion in the atmosphere and when
this environment produces well being.
- Luis Barragan

Never write anything that does not give you great pleasure.
Emotion is easily transferred from the writer to the reader.
- Joseph Joubert

Emotion is messy, contradictory...
and true.
- Nigella Lawson

In the cold, shivering twilight, preceding the daybreak of civilization,
the dominating emotion of man was fear.
- Paul Harris

My opinion is that a poet should express the emotion
of all the ages and the thought of his own.
- Thomas Hardy

I do not literally paint that table,
but the emotion it produces upon me.
- Henri Matisse

The audience wants to be attracted not by the critics,
but by a great story.
You must deliver to the audience emotion -
and when I say emotion,
I mean suspense, drama, love.
- Dino De Laurentiis

The experience of life consists of the experience which
the spirit has of itself in matter and as matter,
in mind and as mind, in emotion, as emotion,
etc.
- Franz Kafka

Shame is such an intense emotion.
It just can drive you.
- Kyra Sedgwick

The first and simplest emotion which we discover in the human mind,
is curiosity.
- Edmund Burke

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art.
- Paul Cezanne

Emotion is the surest arbiter of a poetic choice,
and it is the priest of all supreme unions in the mind.
- Max Eastman

Gratitude isn't a burdening emotion.
- Loretta Young

I will try to account for the degree of my aesthetic emotion.
That, I conceive, is the function of the critic.
- Clive Bell

Emotion is primarily about nothing and much of it remains
about nothing to the end.
- George Santayana

The figure is still the only thing I have faith in
in terms of how much emotion it's charged with and
how much subject matter is there.
- Jim Dine

The thing about kids is that they express emotion.
They don't hold back.
If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood,
they're in a good mood.
- Eddie Murphy

Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women
that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
- H. L. Mencken

I think we actually punish children out of their relationship with their bodies...
we categorically separate mind and body and emotion and intellect.
- Susan Griffin

Every song is something that I've been through or an emotion I've felt -
like falling in love or heartbreak.
- Ashlee Simpson

My job is usually to express emotion as freely as possible.
- Meryl Streep


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