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Funny Acting Quotes
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No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers
of acting and reasoning as fear.
- Edmund Burke

I can see clearly now...
that I was wrong in not acting more decisively and
more forthrightly in dealing with Watergate.
- Richard M. Nixon

The creation of something new
is not accomplished by the intellect
but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity.
The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
- Carl Jung

A truly good book teaches me better than to read it.
I must soon lay it down, and commence living on its hint.
What I began by reading, I must finish by acting.
- Henry David Thoreau


 

A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson

Manage the remarkable balance between acting
from your heart and close to your gifts
with completing the obligations
that your labor and tasks require of you.
Leverage opportunity AND seize joy.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I didn't want to be seen as just a guy on a list.
I'm interested in good scripts, scripts that are about something,
scripts that move your acting along.
- Stephen Rea


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I'm now learning how to distinguish when I'm acting
and when I'm not acting -
offstage as well as onstage.
- Micky Dolenz

I don't know what that Method is.
Acting is life, to me, and should be.
- Vivien Leigh

A man of knowledge lives by acting, not by thinking about acting.
- Carlos Castaneda

I'm very serious about acting.
- Victor Garber

I think the reason we're so crazy sexually in America
is that all our responses are acting.
We don't know how to feel.
We know how it looked in the movies.
- Jill Robinson

Acting is not about being someone different.
It's finding the similarity in what is apparently different,
then finding myself in there.
- Meryl Streep

Leadership is the other side of the coin of loneliness,
and he who is a leader must always act alone.
And acting alone, accept everything alone.
- Ferdinand Marcos

Acting is easier - writing is more creative.
The lazy man vies with the industrious.
- William Shatner

I wouldn't mind producing a movie with a music storyline,
but acting in one is too close to home.
- Garth Brooks

I always stayed for the first curtain call and people always said,
'Who's that?' But this got me started in acting.
- James Stewart

You have to really concentrate on piano or acting.
You can't do both.
- Alicia Witt

I had to study acting to basically educate myself.
- Boris Kodjoe

The good thing about acting is that it always keeps you on your toes...
It's not like any other job where you can go in and
do the same thing as yesterday.
- Leonardo DiCaprio

Acting is easy and fun.
You earn a lot of money, and you bang out with girls.
The profession is given tremendous significance within our society,
but it's not really worthy of it.
- James Spader

It's not subtle or restrained.
It's not any of the things you like to think apply to your acting.
- Margaret Hamilton

As an actress I find the most enjoyable part of acting
is really just to please the director.
I just want to please my director.
- Joan Chen

Acting is also working with people who invite you into
their dreams and trust you with their innermost being.
- Catherine Deneuve

We lived and breathed acting.
- David Naughton

I was able to support myself by acting alone about six years ago.
Until then, I was just scraping by.
- Edie Falco

I loved the gentlemanly way they treated each other.
It was unlike anything I was used to.
I started helping them strike the set and,
at 11, began taking acting classes privately.
- Jeffrey Tambor

Acting is a tough business, and the percentage of people
who make it is very low -
it's about 1 percent.
- Lee Majors

And I've been lucky in that I haven't had another job
besides acting in the last five years.
- Nicholas Lea

Acting is invigorating.
But I don't analyse it too much.
It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
- Liam Neeson

It wasn't until my senior year in high school that I started acting.
- Steve Buscemi

Acting means living, it's all I do and all I'm good at.
If I weren't getting paid well, I would still be acting
in a small troupe somewhere.
- Morgan Freeman

I stumbled into acting and just loved it.
I deferred law school-and I'm still deferred.
- Portia de Rossi

Acting is really scary, but it's also challenging,
fun, hard work.
There's always an element of improvisation with every actor,
even when something is really scripted.
- Michael Pitt

I've always enjoyed Acting.
Acting is acting.
- Tony Randall

Music is extremely intuitive, which acting too in a different way.
- Katey Sagal

I went to college in Pittsburgh at Carnegie Mellon University...
studied acting there.
Then I went to New York for about five years.
I moved out here about 10 years ago.
- Laura San Giacomo

I like to act.
I work for scale.
I don't have an acting agent.
I'm in the book.
- John Sayles

And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of
places you can put your input -
in the editing,
in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on.
- Paul Reiser

It always surprised me that I was getting acting work.
- Mary Lynn Rajskub

I don't know how I could have an acting career with this.
- Connie Sellecca

To me, all writing is like music.
And especially dialogue.
I studied music in college; that is what I wanted to be,
a composer.
Acting got me sidetracked.
- Dirk Benedict

What I loved about the acting class was that you got
to think all day long about a person that wasn't you,
and figure out why they were sad and what they wanted,
what they dreamed.
- Beth Henley

I want to die in the saddle.
I love writing, producing, acting, directing.
- Peter Fonda

There's lots of interesting jobs in the profession besides acting,
and I like to try and keep an eye on and understand other people's jobs,
rather than just my own.
- Sarah Sutton

I love acting.
But I love being a mother.
To be a full mother and a full person,
you have to do what you love, and that's acting.
But I like the best of both worlds.
- Tracey Gold

When I first started acting, I started in opera and
had a great desire to play grand,
tragic characters.
I got sidetracked in musical theater and ended up doing a lot of comedy.
- Leslie Easterbrook

Kids are a great excuse for you to stop acting like one.
- Michael Madsen

I talk about acting to students making the transition
from high school to UCLA.
Kids going into this profession really need to know the reality of it.
- Loni Anderson

I love acting.
It is so much more real than life.
- Fay Weldon

Marriage requires a special talent, like acting.
Monogamy requires genius.
- Warren Beatty

I was studying acting, going to UCLA,
selling real estate on the weekends.
- Burt Ward

There's nothing more boring than unintelligent actors,
because all they have to talk about is themselves and acting.
There have to be other things.
- Tim Robbins

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii.
If you like to shop, move to New York.
If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California.
But if you like college football, move to Texas.
- Ricky Williams

There's no great mystery to acting.
It's a very simple thing to do but you have to work hard at it.
It's about asking questions and using your imagination.
- Eddie Marsan

Hopefully I'll be successful with the singing,
but there are so many other things I want to do,
like acting.
I'll do them one at a time first!
- Katie Price

Well my taste wasn't very good when I first started out.
But later, when I began to appreciate the art of acting,
I would say the actress I most admire is Vanessa Redgrave.
- Ellen Burstyn

It was the desire to do the complete thing.
I only took taking acting lessons because my whole thing,
really, was to direct.
But my first jobs were acting jobs.
- James Coburn

The big difference with Juliette and the others in
that film is that she goes beyond acting.
- Olivier Martinez

I'm involved in some action scenes, so they'll train me for that.
I'll be working with my acting coach to prepare for my character.
- Aaliyah

Acting is fantastic, but to be able to create a whole
world on celluloid is amazing.
It's like taking your dreams straight from your head
and projecting them onto a screen.
- Amber Benson

It was in high school that I first became interested in acting.
We put on lots of plays.
- Blythe Danner

With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.
- Thayer David

I learned more about acting from George Stevens in
a few months than I had in my entire life up until then.
- Alan Ladd

I didn't want to get into acting.
I was very happy doing MTV, it took up my time,
I was content.
- Nafisa Joseph

The minute I start to talk about acting,
I realize that I can't.
You know, it's an abstract thing, a little bit mysterious
even if you do it for a living.
- Christopher Walken

For 50 years, acting was the reason I got up in the morning.
- Jack Klugman

Acting is a total physical, emotional sensation.
- Armand Assante

Acting is pretty much my whole life.
- Carol Kane

My first paid acting job was a movie called Fandango.
It also starred Kevin Costner.
- Judd Nelson

For me, acting is doing.
- Pierce Brosnan


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