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Funny Weakness Quotes
Funny Quotes about Weakness

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Each relationship nurtures a strength or weakness within you.
- Mike Murdock

Only strength can cooperate. Weakness can only beg.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

As you simplify your life,
the laws of the universe will be simpler;
solitude will not be solitude,
poverty will not be poverty,
nor weakness weakness.
- Henry David Thoreau

There is a sacredness in tears.
They are not the mark of weakness, but of power.
They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues.
They are messengers of overwhelming grief ...
and unspeakable love.
- Washington Irving


 

I believe in the power of weakness.
- Pat Buckley

My family is my strength and my weakness.
- Aishwarya Rai

You can't let praise or criticism get to you.
It's a weakness to get caught up in either one.
- John Wooden


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Simulated disorder postulates perfect discipline;
simulated fear postulates courage;
simulated weakness postulates strength.
- Lao Tzu

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;
the lawyer all the wickedness,
the theologian all the stupidity.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
- Albert Einstein

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up.
The most certain way to succeed
is always to try just one more time.
- Thomas A. Edison

Like all my family and class, I considered it a sign
of weakness to show affection;
to have been caught kissing my mother would have been a disgrace,
and to have shown affection for my father would have been a disaster.
- Agnes Smedley

There is no failure except in no longer trying.
There is no defeat except from within,
no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
- Kin Hubbard

The weakness of ourselves and of our reason makes us
see flaws in beauties by making us consider everything piece by piece.
- Johann G. Hamann

My strength and my weakness are twins in the same womb.
- Marge Piercy

People just take your kindness for weakness sometimes,
and that's just the bottom line.
- Ruben Studdard

I know Koufax' weakness.
He can't hit.
- Whitey Ford

The very strength of a nation eventually proves to be its weakness.
- Paul Harris

As soon as man enters into a state of society he loses
the sense of his weakness;
equality ceases,
and then commences the state of war.
- Charles de Secondat

Unfortunately, the food industry has not yet faced
this situation and begun taking measures to avoid exploiting
our weakness for not knowing when we have had enough.
- Marvin Harris

Insecurity, commonly regarded as a weakness in normal people,
is the basic tool of the actor's trade.
- Miranda Richardson

Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity,
but your talent to their reason.
- Ayn Rand

No man is so much a fool as not to have wit enough sometimes to be a knave;
nor any so cunning a knave as not to have the weakness
sometimes to play the fool.
- George Savile

Neutrality, as a lasting principle, is an evidence of weakness.
- Lajos Kossuth

You cannot run away from weakness; you must some time fight it out or perish;
and if that be so,
why not now, and where you stand?
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Every existing thing is born without reason,
prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

In the garment trades, on the other hand,
the presence of a body of the disfranchised,
of the weak and young, undoubtedly contributes to the
economic weakness of these trades.
- Florence Kelley

Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength.
- Charles Lamb

There's a basic human weakness inherent in all people
which tempts them to want what they can't have and
not want what is readily available to them.
- M. Kathleen Casey

Let no one think that flexibility and a predisposition
to compromise is a sign of weakness or a sell-out.
- Paul Kagame

The dependence of one people upon another,
even for the benefits of legislation,
is the deepest source of national weakness.
- Thomas Francis Meagher

Humility is not cowardice.
Meekness is not weakness.
Humility and meekness are indeed spiritual powers.
- Swami Sivananda

Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators,
but death is the great divorcer for ever.
- John Keats

Weakness on both sides is, as we know,
the motto of all quarrels.
- Voltaire

Never apologize, mister.
It's a sign of weakness.
- Frank S. Nugent

But the weakness comes from these Westernised co-opted
Muslim leaders who just want to look good in the eyes
of the West and Western media.
- Abu Bakar Bashir

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national
weakness is another beer.
- Clementine Paddleford

Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength,
not my weakness.
- Amos Bronson Alcott

Failure to accord credit to anyone for what he may
have done is a great weakness in any man.
- William Howard Taft

Insincerity is always weakness; sincerity even in error is strength.
- George Henry Lewes

The weakness of a soul is proportionate to the number
of truths that must be kept from it.
- Eric Hoffer

How will decent people in the region ever believe in
peace if Arab terrorists interpret every gesture of
peace as a display of weakness and then act accordingly?
- Tom Lantos

Public opinion is a compound of folly,
weakness, prejudice, wrong feeling, right feeling,
obstinacy, and newspaper paragraphs.
- Robert Peel

I also believe that Hurricane Katrina did reveal a
weakness in our energy supply systems,
highlighting the reliance this country has on the gulf
coast for our energy resources.
- Steve Buyer

Now the thing is not to get into unnecessary quarrels
by talking too much and not to indicate any weakness by talking too much;
let our actions speak for themselves.
- Henry L. Stimson

If thou wouldn't conquer thy weakness thou must not gratify it.
- William Penn

I am above the weakness of seeking to establish a sequence of cause and effect,
between the disaster and the atrocity.
- Edgar Allan Poe

To swallow and follow, whether old doctrine or new propaganda,
is a weakness still dominating the human mind.
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The strength of criticism lies in the weakness of the thing criticized.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

They all in general had putrid gums,
the spots and lassitude,
with weakness of their knees.
- James Lind

My biggest weakness is my sensitivity.
I am too sensitive a person.
- Mike Tyson

Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness;
but He who gave thee Soul,
armed thee with resolution.
Employ it, and thou art wise; be wise and thou art happy.
- Akhenaton

Strength alone knows conflict, weakness is born vanquished.
- Anne Sophie Swetchine

You are right, but the weakness does not come from
the millions of Muslims in the world.
They do not mind being radical, they have no fear to
speak out and to protest and to jihad.
- Abu Bakar Bashir

There are two kinds of weakness, that which breaks and that which bends.
- James Russell Lowell

The weakness in the company is if we fail to execute.
- Kevin Rollins

The Apple has the fewest bells and whistles.
It has simple sound and few graphics special effects.
In a way, that is a weakness because markets for the
other machines are getting bigger.
- Bill Budge

Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.
- Hubert H. Humphrey

My attitude is that if you push me towards something
that you think is a weakness,
then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength.
- Michael Jordan

It was in our power to cause the Arab governments to
renounce the policy of strength toward Israel by turning
it into a demonstration of weakness.
- Moshe Dayan

Stronger by weakness, wiser men become.
- Edmund Waller

Confession is always weakness.
The grave soul keeps its own secrets,
and takes its own punishment in silence.
- Dorothy Dix

Love is not weakness.
It is strong.
Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.
- Boris Pasternak

It is often said that men are ruled by their imaginations;
but it would be truer to say they are governed by the
weakness of their imaginations.
- Walter Bagehot

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy
to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.
- Orlando A. Battista

Don't mistake niceness for weakness.
- Jennifer Granholm

Morality is the weakness of the brain.
- Arthur Rimbaud

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support.
Strength needs it far more.
- Madame Swetchine

The history of the world is the record of the weakness,
frailty and death of public opinion.
- Samuel Butler

It is from weakness that people reach for dictators
and concentrated government power.
Only the strong can be free.
And only the productive can be strong.
- Wendell Willkie

I would be surprised to see the White House scaling back on anything.
That would be an admission they are operating from a position of weakness.
- Rich Galen


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