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Funny Discipline Quotes
Funny Quotes about Discipline

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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
- P. J. O'Rourke

I've been amazed at how often those outside the discipline
of design assume that what designers do is decoration.
Good design is problem solving.
- Jeffery Veen

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires.
Seek discipline and find your liberty.
- Frank Herbert

Simulated disorder postulates perfect discipline;
simulated fear postulates courage;
simulated weakness postulates strength.
- Lao Tzu


 

Effective leadership is putting first things first.
Effective management is discipline, carrying it out.
- Stephen Covey

Some people are willing to pay the price and it's the
same with staying healthy or eating healthy.
There's some discipline involved.
There's some sacrifices.
- Mike Ditka

Affirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion.
- Jim Rohn


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Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
- Jim Rohn

With self-discipline most anything is possible.
- Theodore Roosevelt

That government is best which governs the least,
because its people discipline themselves.
- Thomas Jefferson

It takes discipline and compassion
to awaken the divine in ourselves long enough
to recognize the divine in another.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We all have dreams.
But in order to make dreams come into reality,
it takes an awful lot of determination,
dedication, self-discipline, and effort.
- Jesse Owens

To enjoy good health,
to bring true happiness to one's family,
to bring peace to all, one must first
discipline and control one's own mind.
If a man can control his mind
he can find the way to Enlightenment,
and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- The Buddha

You see people who have been very heavy in their life
who have taken that body,
trimmed it down, firmed it up through discipline,
exercise and being able to say no.
Eating properly, that all comes into it.
- Mike Ditka

Don't think you can attain total awareness and whole enlightenment
without proper discipline and practice. This is egomania.
Appropriate rituals channel your emotions
and life energy toward the light.
Without the discipline to practice them,
you will tumble constantly backward into darkness.
- Lao Tzu

Self-disciplined begins with the mastery of your thoughts.
If you don't control what you think,
you can't control what you do.
Simply, self-discipline enables you
to think first and act afterward.
- Napoleon Hill

Once you have seen the truth
you must make the decision to let go
of the pain, anger, and resentment you have been holding on to.
This requires you to take action.
If you are attached to your pain, resentment,
and self-righteousness, and addicted to your emotional reactions,
this will be a difficult step for you.
Taking action requires letting go of the very thing
you have been holding on to for so many years.
There is comfort in what we find familiar,
even if we are experiencing pain and suffering.
The pain and suffering itself becomes the familiarity we seek.
It takes absolute faith in yourself
plus courage, will, and discipline to let go.
But once you let go, it will be as if
the weight of the world has been taken off your shoulders.
In this process it is important to forgive
not just the others in our lives, but also ourselves.
For most people, giving ourselves
the gift of forgiveness is very challenging.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline
when you're a winner, when you're number one.
What you've got to have is faith and discipline
when you're not yet a winner.
- Vince Lombardi

One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline -
and that's the important half,
for without discipline you wouldn't know what to do with luck.
- Carl Zuckmayer

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.
- Liam Gallagher

I can have incredible self-discipline.
But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.
- John Malkovich

It is a full time job being honest one moment at a time,
remembering to love, to honor, to respect.
It is a practice, a discipline, worthy of every moment.
- Jasmine Guy

I discipline churchgoers with godly lessons and sharp
words if they do not change their ways.
My goal is to open their hearts so that they seek forgiveness.
- William Brewster

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the
discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways.
A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind.
- Tom Watson

Discipline is simply the art of making the soldiers
fear their officers more than the enemy.
- Claude Adrien Helvetius

I believed in studying just because I knew education was a privilege.
It was the discipline of study, to get into the habit
of doing something that you don't want to do.
- Wynton Marsalis

Reasonable orders are easy enough to obey;
it is capricious,
bureaucratic or plain idiotic demands that form the habit of discipline.
- Barbara Tuchman

I learned to discipline myself to do things I didn't want to do.
- Edward James Olmos

They are amazing kids so we let them make decisions
but also have discipline.
- Kelly Preston

No evil propensity of the human heart is so powerful
that it may not be subdued by discipline.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Without hard work and discipline it is difficult to be a top professional.
- Jahangir Khan

I developed a resistance to authority.
Not to discipline - I learned that.
But to authority.
I like to think for myself.
And I like to cause trouble.
- Hal Holbrook

The Roman legions were formed in the first instance of citizen soldiers,
who yet had been made to submit to a rigid discipline,
and to feel that in that submission lay their strength.
- Goldwin Smith

I have taken this step because I want the discipline,
the fire and the authority of the Church.
I am hopelessly unworthy of it, but I hope to become worthy.
- Edith Sitwell

Any one who wants to live in peace and freedom will be to live by toil,
demonstration of high levels of discipline and tolerance for one another.
- Yahya Jammeh

And it was a great experience, you know,
to travel the world and compete at a certain level.
It teaches you discipline, focus, and certainly keeps you out of trouble.
- Jason Statham

Write because you love the art and the discipline,
not because you're looking to sell something.
- Ann Patchett

Work while you work, play while you play -
this is a basic rule of repressive self-discipline.
- Theodor Adorno

I am interested in the study of music and the discipline
of music and the experience of music and music as a
esoteric mechanism to continue my real intentions.
- Anthony Braxton

Growing up on a dairy farm, you certainly learn discipline
and a commitment to purpose.
- Mike Johanns

My point is, if you want to achieve anything in life,
it is not enough to merely wish for it.
You must develop that kind of 4:30 AM discipline that
distinguishes you from others.
- Armstrong Williams

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important.
I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
- Bjork

If we are to have such a discipline we must have standards,
and to get our standards under existing conditions we must have criticism.
- Irving Babbitt

All of those art-based fields are similar in that they're
all hard to make a living in and they all require an
intense amount of training and discipline.
- Alicia Witt

Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates.
There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward,
backwards, or sideways.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

My block was due to two overlapping factors:
laziness and lack of discipline.
- Mary Garden

I think the sense of family and family achievement,
plus the discipline which I received there from that
one-room school were really very helpful in what I did later on.
- Alan Shepard

My own early experiences in war led me to suspect the value of discipline,
even in that sphere where it is so often regarded as
the first essential for success.
- Herbert Read

This marched was planned to be non violent and non confrontational,
and gladly it stayed that way.
What really impressed me was the self discipline of the Black Block.
- John Blair

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.
- William Feather

Close to the Edge, Red, One of a kind,
Discipline, Earthworks, The Sound of Surprise,
all seem to me to be albums that captured the essence of the intention.
- Bill Bruford

And ours is a business that requires discipline and focus.
- Jim Cantalupo

Discipline is wisdom and vice versa.
- M. Scott Peck

Writing is sweat and drudgery most of the time.
And you have to love it in order to endure the solitude and the discipline.
- Peter Benchley

And of course we are familiar with the English common
law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use
a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.
- Patricia Ireland

I used to be a discipline problem, which caused me
embarrassment until I realized that being a discipline
problem in a racist society is sometimes an honor.
- Ishmael Reed

The great end of education is to discipline rather
than to furnish the mind;
to train it to the use of its own powers,
rather than fill it with the accumulation of others.
- Tryon Edwards

Besides pride, loyalty, discipline, heart,
and mind, confidence is the key to all the locks.
- Joe Paterno

Everybody starts at the top, and then has the problem of staying there.
Lasting accomplishment, however, is still achieved through a long,
slow climb and self-discipline.
- Helen Hayes

Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and
satisfying result of strenuous discipline.
- Edwin Percy Whipple

So far as discipline is concerned, freedom means not
its absence but the use of higher and more rational
forms as contrasted with those that are lower or less rational.
- Charles Horton Cooley

A mode of conduct, a standard of courage,
discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great
deal to make a woman beautiful.
- Jacqueline Bisset

A great power has to have the discipline not only to
go when necessary but to know when not to go.
Getting involved in ethnic, religious civil wars is a recipe for disaster.
- John Kasich

Perfect retention.
I don't think I could do that-I've never disciplined
myself to do it.I suppose a lot of it is a question of discipline.
Which improvisation is not.
- George Shearing

Error is discipline through which we advance.
- William Ellery Channing

The discipline you learn and character you build from
setting and achieving a goal can be more valuable than
the achievement of the goal itself.
- Bo Bennett

Discipline and concentration are a matter of being interested.
- Tom Kite

Discipline strengthens the mind so that it becomes
impervious to the corroding influence of fear.
- Bernard Law Montgomery

For example, I tend to personally reward myself for
specific acts of exceptional discipline.
- Robert Vaughn

Discipline is the soul of an army.
It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak,
and esteem to all.
- George Washington

There is a certain combination of anarchy and discipline in the way I work.
- Robert De Niro


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