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Funny Single Quotes
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A Single Generosity Enlarges the World.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
- Lao Tzu (Chinese Proverb) PHOTO

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha PHOTO


 

In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day.
No man can heed all of these anniversaries;
no man can ignore all of them.
- Aldo Leopold

All the darkness of the world cannot
extinguish the light of a single candle,
yet one candle can illuminate all the darkness.
- Jewish Hanukah Prayer

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment
before starting to improve the world.
- Anne Frank


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A man's interest in a single bluebird
is worth more than a complete but dry list
of the fauna and flora of a town.
- Henry David Thoreau

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed
class in America right now is the teenager.
- Joe Bob Briggs

No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right;
a single experiment can prove me wrong.
- Albert Einstein

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor,
nor should life rest on a single hope.
- Epictetus

The Internet is the most important single development
in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- Dave Barry

Some single mind must be master,
else there will be no agreement in anything.
- Abraham Lincoln

When you are young and healthy, it never occurs to
you that in a single second your whole life could change.
- Annette Funicello

Every single art form is involved in film,
in a way.
- Sydney Pollack

A single rose can be my garden...
a single friend, my world.
- Leo Buscaglia

It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of
nationalism can long survive when men have seen the
Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle

When I stand before God at the end of my life,
I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left,
and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Erma Bombeck

Confidence is the most important single factor in this game,
and no matter how great your natural talent,
there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: work.
- Jack Nicklaus

Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want -
the want of money.
- Johann Georg Zimmermann

I think of my peace paintings as one long poem,
with each painting being a single stanza.
- Robert Indiana

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act
is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Life is NOT "Supposed to be Fair."
Know that there is no single way that life is "supposed" to be.
Demanding that life meet our expectations
is a sure fire recipe for a miserable existence.
Life is a game with no rules.
Life just happens to us regardless of our best intentions.
Our only path to happiness lies in being open
to receiving whatever life throws at us -
with Gratitude. Have NO Expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years.
To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.
- Winston Churchill

Consciously adopt the mindset of a young child,
to whom all of life is a grand adventure.
Life is your playground.
Fashion grand castles and sweeping boulevards,
defeat fire-breathing dragons,
leap tall buildings in a single bound.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire,
in magnitude at least, but a single tree is like a
dancing tongue of flame to warm the heart.
- Hal Borland

I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month,
and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
- Thomas Jefferson

What is free time? I'm a single mother.
My free moments are filled with loving my little girl.
- Roma Downey

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it,
bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The most important single ingredient in the formula
of success is knowing how to get along with people.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Every single soul is a poem.
- Michael Franti

There is a single light of science, and to brighten
it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere.
- Isaac Asimov

Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
- Friedrich Halm

Will power is only the tensile strength of one's own disposition.
One cannot increase it by a single ounce.
- Cesare Pavese

All of the books in the world contain no more information
than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year.
Not all bits have equal value.
- Carl Sagan

Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered
have prevented a single foolish action.
- Thomas B. Macaulay

A single event can awaken a stranger totally unknown to us.
To live is to be slowly born.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

All the great things are simple,
and many can be expressed in a single word:
freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
- Winston Churchill

Do the difficult things while they are easy
and do the great things while they are small.
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
- Lao Tzu

The flower which is single need not envy
the thorns that are numerous.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
- Aristotle

In my opinion, no single design is apt to be optimal for everyone.
- Donald Norman

Sites need to be able to interact in one single,
universal space.
- Tim Berners-Lee

Design is the method of putting form and content together.
Design, just as art, has multiple definitions;
there is no single definition.
Design can be art.
Design can be aesthetics.
Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.
- Paul Rand

Perhaps the single most important element in mastering
the techniques and tactics of racing is experience.
But once you have the fundamentals, acquiring the experience is a matter of time.
- Greg LeMond

If you plan for a year, plant a seed.
If for ten years, plant a tree.
If for a hundred years, teach the people.
When you sow a seed once, you will reap a single harvest.
When you teach the people, you will reap a hundred harvests.
- Kuan Chung

Societies need rules that make no sense for individuals.
For example, it makes no difference whether a single
car drives on the left or on the right.
But it makes all the difference when there are many cars!
- Marvin Minsky

Mothers - especially single mothers -
are heroic in their efforts to raise our nation's children,
but men must also take responsibility for their children
and recognize the impact they have on their families' well-being.
- Evan Bayh

Children that are raised in a home with a married mother
and father consistently do better in every measure
of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent,
single-parent, cohabiting homes.
- Todd Tiahrt

I was raised by a single mother who made a way for me.
She used to scrub floors as a domestic worker,
put a cleaning rag in her pocketbook and ride the subways
in Brooklyn so I would have food on the table.
But she taught me as I walked her to the subway that
life is about not where you start,
but where you're going.
That's family values.
- Al Sharpton

That we find a crystal or a poppy beautiful means that we are less alone,
that we are more deeply inserted into existence than
the course of a single life would lead us to believe.
- John Berger

I made every single piece myself, each individual component,
so it was quite time consuming.
- Kit Williams

Instead of a weak and vacillating Government,
a single, purposeful, energetic personality is ruling today.
- Hjalmar Schacht

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona,
though.
- Vladimir Zhirinovsky

This constant pressure from record companies to come
up with a hit single or something like that,
I find completely tiresome.
- Robert Wyatt

You must not allow yourself to dwell for a single moment
on any kind of negative thought.
- Emmet Fox

The art of leadership...
consists in consolidating the attention of the people
against a single adversary and taking care that nothing
will split up that attention.
- Adolf Hitler

Legislation can neither be wise nor just which seeks
the welfare of a single interest at the expense and
to the injury of many and varied interests.
- Andrew Johnson

The team which I led to the 1992 European Championship
Finals is the only one in the history of the entire
competition to have won every single one of its qualifying matches.
- Michel Patini

As a body everyone is single, as a soul never.
- Hermann Hesse

India Conquered and dominated China culturally for
20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.
- Hu Shih

Anybody can decide a question if only a single principle is in controversy.
- Felix Frankfurter

So many differing opinions and philosophies...
are rarely housed under the roof of a single magazine.
- Jeff Vandermeer

I have worked to expand the health care debate beyond
the current for-profit system,
to include a public option and an amendment to free
the states to pursue single payer.
- Dennis Kucinich

Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event.
You don't fail overnight.
Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement,
repeated every day.
- Jim Rohn

Above all, I craved to seize the whole essence,
in the confines of one single photograph,
of some situation that was in the process of unrolling itself before my eyes.
- Henri Cartier-Bresson

The uniqueness of the unit was more or less that it
was focused on a single individual.
It was really the first time the agency had done that sort of effort.
- Michael Scheuer

A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us.
To live is to be slowly born.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can
stay single and make thousands miserable?
- Carrie P. Snow


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