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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

The exercise of power is determined by thousands of
interactions between the world of the powerful and that of the powerless,
all the more so because these worlds are never divided by a sharp line:
everyone has a small part of himself in both.
- Vaclav Havel

My own family and thousands of other Japanese Americans
were interned during World War II.
It took our nation over 40 years to apologize.
- Mike Honda


 

I think Israel will think one thousands times before invading Gaza.
- Ahmed Yassin

There are thousands of directors in Hollywood.
- Penelope Spheeris

Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
- W. H. Auden


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You might think that after thousands of years of coming
up too soon and getting frozen,
the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
- Robert Benchley

Over the last two years, I have been able to comb through The Prince's archives.
I have been free to read his journals,
diaries and many thousands of the letters.
- Jonathan Dimbleby

All the rest of us - you and me and even the thousands
of soldiers behind the lines in Africa -
we want terribly yet only academically for the war to get over.
- Ernie Pyle

Tens of thousands of South Florida jobs are dependent
on the trade and commerce that our ports provide,
and we have to make sure that we spend our security dollars wisely.
- Kendrick Meek

There is no such thing as a 'self-made' man.
We are made up of thousands of others.
- George Matthew Adams

When our thousands of Chinese students abroad return home,
you will see how China will transform itself.
- Deng Xiaoping

In fact what I would like to see is thousands of computer
scientists let loose to do whatever they want.
That's what really advances the field.
- Donald Knuth

It always rains on tents.
Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles,
against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- Dave Barry

I know thousands of German's who are totally different from me,
so we're not alike, we're not the same.
- Bernhard Langer

Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn!
- Robert Burns

I was influenced by surrealist poetry and painting
as were thousands of other people,
and it seems to me to have become a part of the way I write,
but it's not.
- Kenneth Koch

Thousands of present day students, like many of our Founding Fathers,
are being taught at home.
- Ernest Istook

There are thousands willing to do great things for
one willing to do a small thing.
- George MacDonald

My daughter is here in town doing a play,
and her dog is staying with us.
We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.
- Rene Auberjonois

Capitalism has socialized production.
It has brought thousands of people together in the
factory and involved them in new social relationships.
- C. L. R. James

They were so exhausted and seasick and all they could
do was crawl up those beaches.
And thousands of them lay dead in no time at all.
It's unthinkable.
- Barry Pepper

In the silence of night I have often wished for just
a few words of love from one man,
rather than the applause of thousands of people.
- Judy Garland

People assume that because you have graced the same stage as the star act,
in front of thousands, you must be reaping similar financial rewards.
This is a complete fallacy.
- John Barrow

We know darned well that in Bosnia, certain governments
and the secretary had said tens of thousands are needed
in Srebrenica and those people were never provided.
- Alex Morrison

On the eve of World War I, an estimated two million
Armenians lived in the Ottoman Empire.
Well over a million were deported and hundreds of thousands were simply killed.
- Eliot Engel

There are thousands of grant programs and every program
has different requirements and deadlines.
- Matthew Lesko

If you decide to design your own language,
there are thousands of sort of amateur language designer pitfalls.
- Guido van Rossum

Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer
to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day.
- Joe Baca

Always, your work is the same: You have to tell a story,
you have to make a character.
It doesn't matter if there are thousands of dollars,
millions behind it, or if there is nothing.
- Elena Anaya

Towns and cities throughout the United States have
opened their hearts and homes to thousands of families
displaced from their homes as a result of this horrific storm.
- Jo Bonner

Each year thousands of embryos, no bigger than the head of a pin,
are created in the process of in vitro fertilization,
with the support of Congress, by the way.
- Lois Capps

It is imperative that when thousands of selfless volunteers
respond to those who have incurred the wrath of a natural
disaster that legal liability need not be hanging over their heads.
- Jon Porter

I was an art student at the time, like thousands of others.
- Ray Davies

The Peace Corps would give thousands of young Americans
a chance to see at first hand the conditions in remote areas of the world.
- Sargent Shriver

Well, we can't afford blindness anymore.
There are tens of thousands of thugs who loathe liberty and love death,
and want to annihilate Western civilization.
- Tony Snow

I look at tens of thousands of church leaders who still
do need a bit of an awakening.
- Bill Hybels

Opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge stands
to not only increase the United States' oil reserves by nearly 50 percent,
but it will create thousands of good U.S.
jobs.
- Bob Ney

I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances.
No friends.
I figured I had a wife and children.
- Charles Bronson

But when I reintroduced the Nation of Islam,
and began to host meetings in cities and thousands
and thousands of people come out.
- Louis Farrakhan

There are thousands of girls out there who could be doing my job.
- Yasmeen Ghauri

I'm a great coder.
But I am not pushing that so much anymore because there
are thousands of great coders.
- Bill Budge

It is warm work; and this day may be the last to any of us at a moment.
But mark you!
I would not be elsewhere for thousands.
- at the Battle of Copenhagen.
- Horatio Nelson

Sci-fi films are the epic films of the day because
we can no longer put 10,000 extras in the scene -
but we can draw thousands of aliens with computers.
- William Shatner

If I could have convinced more slaves that they were slaves,
I could have freed thousands more.
- Harriet Tubman

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper,
and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
- Mignon McLaughlin

When facing symphonic orchestras which have played
some works five thousands times,
you have nothing to do.
- Placido Domingo

The fire trucks are out, there are thousands of people in the streets.
You have a choice.
You can have this, or you let Negroes eat at the lunch counters.
- Burke Marshall

Economists report that a college education adds many
thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -
which he then spends sending his son to college.
- Bill Vaughan

But words are things, and a small drop of ink,
Falling like dew, upon a thought, produces That which makes thousands,
perhaps millions, think.
- George Byron

Compared with the thousands of years in which human
life has been on this planet,
Christianity is a recent development.
- Kenneth Scott Latourette

Yet there are thousands of Indigenous people searching for family members.
- Malcolm Fraser

One to destroy, is murder by the law;
and gibbets keep the lifted hand in awe;
to murder thousands,
takes a specious name, 'War's glorious art',
and gives immortal fame.
- Edward Young

The collapse of Enron was devastating to tens of thousands
of people and shook the public's confidence in corporate America.
- Robert Mueller

This is the truth: as from a fire aflame thousands of sparks come forth,
even so from the Creator an infinity of beings have
life and to him return again.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Now a movie with 30 million returns would be something
very incredible and the producer can only get 10 to 15 million.
This is only 100 thousands US dollars.
This is not enough!
- Zhang Yimou

There are thousands of Ten Commandments plaques or
monuments all over the country,
and lawsuits to remove them have popped up in more than a dozen states.
- Phyllis Schlafly

I've just taught thousands of people over the radio
in the USA how to mend broken watches and broken house appliances.
I am a catalyst or trigger to access these powers.
- Uri Geller

I've witnessed thousands of superior athletes try to
becomes hitters and fail at it.
- Willie Stargell

War its thousands slays, Peace its ten thousands.
- Beilby Porteus

I've probably saved thousands of peoples' lives with
my educational message on snake bites,
how to get in around venomous anything.
- Steve Irwin

I have thousands of opinions still -
but that is down from millions -
and,
as always, I know nothing.
- Harold Brodkey

We have thousands of patients and family members who
are dealing with dual devastation,
cancer and the hurricane.
- Greg Anderson

Thousands of women are crushed and made inarticulate
by that system and never develop as their natures would
force them to develop were they in a decent environment.
- Agnes Smedley

You're feeling the responsibility for hundreds of thousands,
if not millions, of people on your shoulder in a way
that I couldn't feel as lieutenant governor.
- William Scranton

Geological change usually takes thousands of years
to happen but we are seeing the climate changing not
just in our lifetimes but also year by year.
- James Lovelock

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands
of men for the distain of one,
go ahead, get married.
- Katharine Hepburn

There is no progress whatever.
Everything is just the same as it was thousands,
and tens of thousands, of years ago.
The outward form changes.
The essence does not change.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

A story in Asimov's is read by hundreds of thousands of people.
- Greg Egan

Imagine, a September 11 with weapons of mass destruction.
It's not 3,000.
It's tens of thousands of innocent men,
women and children.
- Donald Rumsfeld


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