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Funny Glory Quotes
Funny Quotes about Glory

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Fly Life on Free Wings, and Sing to its Glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest lovers are like twin blooms,
each reflecting the passion and the glory of the other.
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The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.
- Moliere

Today is your day to Spread Wing and Soar.
Fly Life on Free Wings, and Sing to its Glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

The greater the difficulty the more glory in surmounting it.
Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests.
- Epictetus

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted,
every hill and mountain shall be made low,
the rough places will be made straight
and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed
and all flesh shall see it together.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte


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Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

Think where mans glory most begins and ends,
and say my glory was I had such friends.
- William Butler Yeats

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal,
and not in reaching it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

There is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism.
Money is a glory.
- Salvador Dali

The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness.
- William Blake

Language... has created the word "loneliness"
to express the pain of being alone.
And it has created the word "solitude"
to express the glory of being alone.
- Paul Tillich

Know the power of choice.
Fly life on free wings,
and sing to its glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Nelson Mandela

He who is completely sanctified, or cleansed from all sin,
and dies in this state, is fit for glory.
- Adam Clarke

With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood.
- Isadora Duncan

Look at everything as though you were seeing it
either for the first or last time.
Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
- Betty Smith

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are
always aiming at something beyond political life itself,
power and glory, or happiness.
- Aristotle

We did not raise armies for glory or for conquest.
- Thomas Jefferson

The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters,
is simplicity.
- Walt Whitman

For every person who has ever lived there has come,
at last, a spring he will never see.
Glory then in the springs that are yours.
- Pam Brown

The fleet sailed to its war base in the North Sea,
headed not so much for some rendezvous with glory as
for rendezvous with discretion.
- Barbara Tuchman

I have found out in later years that we were very poor,
but the glory of America is that we didn't know it then.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than
the metaphysics of books.
- Walt Whitman

The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt,
head in the sun, heart with nature.
To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body,
but the soul.
- Alfred Austin

The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it.
- Epicurus

You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure about you.
We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us.
- Marianne Williamson

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves,
Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.
- Marianne Williamson

By reading the scriptures I am so renewed that all
nature seems renewed around me and with me.
The sky seems to be a pure, a cooler blue,
the trees a deeper green.
The whole world is charged with the glory of God and
I feel fire and music under my feet.
- Thomas Merton

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one
when he discovers that someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing
of children that they miss the glory of parenthood,
just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves.
- Marcelene Cox

True glory takes root, and even spreads;
all false pretences,
like flowers, fall to the ground; nor can any counterfeit last long.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

And say my glory was I had such friends.
- William Butler Yeats

Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.
- Edwin Markham

We are all gifted, but we have to discover the gift,
uncover the gift, nurture and develop the gift and
use it for the Glory of God and for the liberation struggle of our people.
- Louis Farrakhan

What fascinated me, it was not the glory,
but the contact with the public.
- Jacky Ickx

Visions of glory, spare my aching sight.
- Thomas Gray

If the work is poor, the public taste will soon do it justice.
And the author, reaping neither glory nor fortune,
will learn by hard experience how to correct his mistakes.
- Jacques-Louis David

There is no glory in war, yet from the blackness of its history,
there emerge vivid colours of human character and courage.
Those who risked their lives to help their friends.
- Silvia Cartwright

No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as
well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.
- Al Gore

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory;
it is one of the happiest marriages on earth,
and one of the shortest lived.
- Bernard De Voto

Glory, built on selfish principles, is shame and guilt.
- William Cowper

By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory;
the only object of respect that can never excite envy.
- George Bancroft

Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting.
Not in entire forgetfulness, and not in utter nakedness,
but trailing clouds of glory do we come.
- William Wordsworth

When the Christians, upon these occasions,
received martyrdom, they were ornamented,
and crowned with garlands of flowers;
for which they,
in heaven, received eternal crowns of glory.
- John Foxe

Let there be many windows to your soul,
that all the glory of the world may beautify it.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Love of glory can only create a great hero;
contempt of glory creates a great man.
- Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Oh, how swiftly the glory of the world passes away!
- Thomas a Kempis

I hope I'm better today than I was yesterday.
I don't believe in glory days or anything like that,
so I think the best is tomorrow or later this afternoon!
- Edie Brickell

God is not willing to do everything,
and thus take away our free will and that share of
glory which belongs to us.
- Niccolo Machiavelli

The noblest spirit is most strongly attracted by the love of glory.
- James A. Baldwin

Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from
some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves,
by comparison with the infirmity of others,
or with our own formerly.
- Thomas Hobbes

There's no glory like those who save their country.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing,
but to turn it into glory.
- William Barclay

It was tough for him in that newsroom with Ted Baxter
getting all the glory and this poor guy doing all the work.
Murray worried so much he worried his hair off!
- Gavin MacLeod

I'm a survivor of life.
I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.
- Mike Epps

There are few things more amusing in the world of politics
than watching moderate Republicans charging to the
right in pursuit of greater glory.
- Mario Cuomo

To vanquish without peril is to triumph without glory.
- Pierre Corneille

The paths of glory lead but to the grave.
- Thomas Gray

There must be a beginning of any great matter,
but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly
finished yields the true glory.
- Francis Drake

I am climbing a difficult road; but the glory gives me strength.
- Sextus Propertius

But the age of chivalry is gone.
That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded;
and the glory of Europe is extinguished forever.
- Edmund Burke

Glory comes too late, after one as been reduced to ashes.
- Marcus Valerius Martial

An insatiable appetite for glory leads to sacrifice and death,
but innate instinct leads to self-preservation and life.
- Jose Marti

The greatest glory never comes from falling,
but from rising each time you fall.
- Clay Aiken

Glory - once achieved, what is it worth?
- Emile M. Cioran

The glory of 70mm is the sharpness of the image it offers.
- Kenneth Branagh

Natural ability without education has more often raised
a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.
- Marcus Aurelius

It's important to address young people in the reopening of New Orleans.
In rebuilding, let's revisit the potential of American
democracy and American glory.
- Wynton Marsalis


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