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Funny Twin Quotes
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The greatest lovers are like twin blooms,
each reflecting the passion and the glory of the other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Real excellence and humility are
not incompatible one with the other,
on the contrary they are twin sisters.
- Jean Baptiste Lacordaire

Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
- Khalil Gibran

NECESSITY and URGENCY are twin poisons of our rattlesnake minds.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

I have twin boys, 12, and a daughter,
17.
- Lee Majors

I was not the midwife of the Law School,
but its fraternal twin.
- Norman Lamm

Twin Peaks was special because it was so groundbreaking.
In the early '90s it really changed television a lot.
A bunch of weird shows, like Northern Exposure,
came on after that.
- Sherilyn Fenn


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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
- Abigail Van Buren

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin
babies and played the violin;
but one of the twins died,
and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace.
- Edward Lear

Freedom and Justice are twin sisters.
- Friedrich Ebert

Every book has some real life in it.
I was never pursued by an evil twin clone,
but everything else in Mr. MURDER was pretty much out of my own life.
- Dean Koontz

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look
like without plastic surgery.
- Joan Rivers

My twin in the show is Molly Stanton who is so sweet
and great and she is totally different from me.
- Sara Gilbert

And now comes Pete Martell in Twin Peaks and he's just a nice guy.
- Jack Nance

Wisdom and goodness are twin-born, one heart must hold both sisters,
never seen apart.
- William Dean Howells

Accuracy is the twin brother of honesty;
inaccuracy,
of dishonesty.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth,
but not its twin.
- Barbara Kingsolver

I don't know whether John Roberts has a twin,
perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name.
- John Cornyn

I grew up in Colorado - went back there,
tried to heal myself and grow and learn,
then got a call that David Lynch wanted me to fly back
to Seattle so he could meet me for Twin Peaks.
- Sheryl Lee

After the 1954 Geneva international conference,
Vietnam was divided into two parts.
On paper, North and South Vietnam were twin countries born at the same moment.
- Nguyen Cao Ky

I was born in Champaign in 1918.
From the neighborhood elementary and intermediate schools,
I went to the University High School in the twin city,
Urbana.
- James Tobin

I suppose being his twin made me understand Robin that much more easily.
- Maurice Gibb

Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys,
I enjoy the gift giving stuff a great deal.
We do both Hanukkah and Christmas, so it is a costly,
though extremely pleasing proposition.
- Fred Melamed

To have joy one must share it.
Happiness was born a twin.
- Lord Byron

We've done all the work that HRC wanted on the twin
and the project has been completed.
We were consistently up there with the top guys and
that is what HRC wanted to prove.
- Sete Gibernau

Twin-sister of Religion, Selfishness.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

Comic books and The Chronicles of Narnia.
My mother used to read those to me and my twin brother growing up.
- Shawn Ashmore

Schools and libraries are the twin cornerstones of a civilized society.
Libraries are only good if people use them,
like books only exist when someone reads them.
- Nicholas Meyer

Speech is the twin of my vision, it is unequal to measure itself,
it provokes me forever, it says sarcastically,
Walt you contain enough, why don't you let it out then?
- Walt Whitman

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope between the
twin towers of New York's World Trade Center.
Intelligence is not trying.
- Marilyn vos Savant

All who joy would win must share it.
Happiness was born a Twin.
- Lord Byron

By the way, I understand that now you can have the
Times delivered to your door here in the Twin Cities.
- Harrison Salisbury

The great leaders of the second world war alliance,
Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill,
understood the twin sides of destruction and salvation.
Their war aims were not only to defeat fascism,
but to create a world of shared prosperity.
- Jeffrey Sachs

And Twin Peaks, the Film is the craziest film in the history of cinema.
I have no idea what happened, I have no idea what I saw,
all I know is that I left the theater floating six feet above the ground.
- Jacques Rivette

I really loved Twin Peaks.
When I saw the two-hour pilot, they screened it in the big theatre.
I said, I don't know what is going to happen.
I'm in this and I don't understand it.
This is never going to sell.
Who's going to watch this thing?
- Sherilyn Fenn

I think the only boundaries are individual and personal.
A writer should be free to write about anything he or she wants to,
including the twin towers.
I have made small references to 9/11 in my past two books.
- Michael Connelly

I think Junior is certainly a science fiction premise as is Twins,
as is Dave, beyond Ghostbusters.
- Ivan Reitman

No, she did not have a history of twins,
and we had discussed all of this before she got pregnant.
What if all three, what if two eggs,
what if one -
you discuss every scenario.
- Cheryl Tiegs

I had a friend, and we always used to pretend to be twins.
We had this fantasy about going to Hollywood together.
We were about four.
- Radha Mitchell

Twins are usually hailed with delight,
because they swell the power of the family,
though in some instances they are put to death.
- John H. Speke

My strength and my weakness are twins in the same womb.
- Marge Piercy

Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other,
but we're not that way.
That's because of my parents, though,
and having six kids in the family.
- Ashley Olsen

Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.
- Victoria Billings

Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which.
- Algernon Charles Swinburne

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared:
twins.
- Josh Billings

With twins, reading aloud to them was the only chance I could get to sit down.
I read them picture books until they were reading on their own.
- Beverly Cleary

I'm one with New York, and New York is one with me.
I grew up there; there's no escaping it.
We're like Siamese twins, if you separate us,
I'll die.
- Adrian Grenier

I think it affected me physically and emotionally,
yes.
I did have my ups and downs, but I actually had more
ups and downs after the shots were finished and she
was pregnant because of the reality of being pregnant with twins.
- Cheryl Tiegs

Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we
can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes.
In this, they're the heroes of this story;
we love these guys.
- Bobby Farrelly

I loved working with Valerie.
That was the most wonderful revelation to find that
when we are on a set and we're playing our roles,
we're like separated twins.
We can almost finish each other's dialogue.
- Mary Tyler Moore

Our votes must go together with our guns.
After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun.
The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer -
its guarantor.
The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins.
- Robert Mugabe

A young man, be his merit what it will,
can never raise himself; but must, like the ivy round the oak,
twine himself round some man of great power and interest.
- Philip Stanhope

Behind the man is the Tree of Life, bearing twelve fruits,
and the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is behind the woman;
the serpent is twining round it.
- Arthur E. Waite

If our air forces are never used, they have achieved their finest goal.
- Nathan F. Twining

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Jim Carrey

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
- John Lennon

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

What lies behind us and what lies before us
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you
before you can move on.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

There is a great future in front of you,
you can leave your past behind.
- Joel Osteen

He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back.
- Thomas Fuller

If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche
that must have been left behind in the Sixties,
that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.
- John Lennon

From behind the Iron Curtain, there are signs that tyranny
is in trouble and reminders that its structure
is as brittle as its surface is hard.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The hardest part is what to leave behind, ... It's time to let go!
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The way to develop self-confidence
is to do the thing you fear
and get a record of successful experiences behind you.
- William Jennings Bryan

Every thought has a consequence.
And every experience has a causative thought behind it.
- Ernest Holmes

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
- Ambrose Bierce

All changes, even the most longed for,
have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves;
we must die to one life before we can enter another.
- Anatole France


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