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War is a poor chisel to carve out tomorrow.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The past is prophetic in that it asserts loudly
that wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
When the war of the giants is over,
the wars of the pygmies will begin.
- Winston Churchill
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Do or do not, there is no try.
- Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
It is incumbent on every generation
to pay its own debts as it goes.
A principle which if acted on would
save one-half the wars of the world.
- Thomas Jefferson
You must unlearn what you have learned.
- the character Yoda in the movie Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Fear is the path to the dark side.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
- Yoda, character in Star Wars movie
Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world
that we must love our enemies - or else?
The chain reaction of evil -
hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars -
must be broken, or else we shall be plunged
into the dark abyss of annihilation.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
If all of us acted in unison as I act individually
there would be no wars and no poverty.
I have made myself personally responsible
for the fate of every human being who has come my way.
- Anais Nin
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything
save our modes of thinking
and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
- Albert Einstein
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove (1964)
I can make more generals, but horses cost money.
- Abraham Lincoln
I do not believe in using women in combat,
because females are too fierce.
- Margaret Mead
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken
Do not speak to me of rules.
This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
- from the movie The Bridge On The River Kwai
If we were meant to be happy,
why did God create war, hunger, and the 11 o'clock news?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When we step on the battlefield, I will be
The First Boots On and the Last Boots Off.
- LtG. Hal Moore
There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart
I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out
in a war fought with the atomic bomb.
Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the earth will be killed.
- Albert Einstein
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.
- Winston Churchill
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton
We will not learn how to live together in peace
by killing each other's children.
- Jimmy Carter
Naturally, the common people don't want war ...
but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy,
and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along,
whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship,
or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought
to the bidding of the leaders.
That is easy. All you have to do is tell them
they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism
and exposing the country to danger.
It works the same in every country.
- Hermann Goering
When you are winning a war
almost everything that happens
can be claimed to be right and wise.
- Winston Churchill
When people speak to you about a preventive war,
you tell them to go fight it.
After my experience, I have come to hate war.
War settles nothing.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
We have no enemies,
we have only friendships that we haven't yet developed
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
- Winston Churchill
You can discover what your enemy fears most
by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
- Michael Moncur
The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill
When you have to kill a man,
it costs nothing to be polite.
- Winston Churchill
We prefer world law in the age of self-determination
to world war in the age of mass extermination.
- John F. Kennedy
A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb
When you are in any contest,
you should work as if there were -
to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.
This is battle, this is politics, this is anything.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The great defense against the air menace
is to attack the enemy's aircraft
as near as possible to their point of departure.
- Winston Churchill
When you put on a uniform,
there are certain inhibitions that you accept.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years.
To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.
- Winston Churchill
If men can develop weapons that are so terrifying
as to make the thought of global war
include almost a sentence for suicide,
you would think that man's intelligence and his comprehension...
would include also his ability to find a peaceful solution.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant
leading a platoon when you are on the battlefield.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery
as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man.
All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are,
the more they are frightened.
- George S. Patton
Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few.
- Winston Churchill
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
- Winston Churchill
There should be an honest attempt at the reconciliation
of differences before resorting to combat.
- Jimmy Carter
We have not yet begun to fight.
- John Paul Jones
The expert in battle seeks his victory
from strategic advantage
and does not demand it from his men.
- Sun Tzu
The power of an air force is terrific
when there is nothing to oppose it.
- Winston Churchill
But what a cruel thing is war
to separate and destroy families and friends.
- Robert E. Lee
We may never be strong enough to be entirely
nonviolent in thought, word and deed.
But we must keep nonviolence as our goal
and make strong progress towards it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
What counts is not necessarily
the size of the dog in the fight -
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower quoting Mark Twain
When all you know is bombs,
everything looks like a target.
Give peace and diplomacy a chance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.
- Sun Tzu
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror,
victory however long and hard the road may be;
for without victory, there is no survival.
- Winston Churchill
What is human warfare but just this;
an effort to make the laws of God and
nature take sides with one party.
- Henry David Thoreau
All warfare is based on deception.
- Sun Tzu
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
- Winston Churchill
Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver.
The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver,
the less he demands in slaughter.
- Winston Churchill
In war, you can only be killed once,
but in politics, many times.
- Winston Churchill
I abhor war and view it as the greatest scourge of mankind.
- Thomas Jefferson
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
- Albert Einstein
It is not enough to say we must not wage war.
It is necessary to love peace and sacrifice for it.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
What difference does it make to the dead,
the orphans, and the homeless,
whether the mad destruction is wrought
under the name of totalitarianism
or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails,
and then asks you not to kill him.
- Winston Churchill
War is the ultimate tool of politics.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
War settles nothing.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
- Winston Churchill
If we are to teach real peace in this world,
and if we are to carry on a real war against war,
we shall have to begin with the children.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Never has there been a good war or a bad peace.
- Benjamin Franklin
Anyone who thinks, must think of
the next war as they would of suicide.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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