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Funny True Love Quotes
Funny Quotes about True Love

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True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld


 

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

You know, true love really matters, friends really matter,
family really matters.
Being responsible and disciplined and healthy really matters.
- Courtney Thorne Smith


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Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one to make your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Just because it's true, I say as often as I can
in as many ways as I can form, "I sure love you."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Every true love song, by its very nature, is a duet.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

However rare true love may be,
it is less so than true friendship.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,
but it can keep him from lynching me,
and I think that's pretty important.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.

True love has no limits.
- Anonymous

Every loving thought is true.
Everything else is an appeal for healing and help,
regardless of the form it takes.
- A Course In Miracles

Nothing can bring a real sense of security
into the home except true love.
- Billy Graham

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the
species of woman in whose company he finds himself
electrified and enkindled,
but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
- George Jean Nathan

Love consists in giving without getting in return;
in giving what is not owed,
what is not due the other.
That's why true love is never based,
as associations for utility or pleasure are,
on a fair exchange.
- Mortimer Adler

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.
- William Butler Yeats

To good and true love fear is forever affixed.
- Francois Rabelais

Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true,
and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.
- Fulton J. Sheen

I love Elmore Leonard.
To me, True Romance is basically like an Elmore Leonard movie.
- Quentin Tarantino

Great relationships begin with two people who are each
self confident and who come to each other with the openness
to see and accept the other as a unique and wonderful person.
If there is true love and an alignment of fundamental values,
choose to join your life with your new partner
and vow never to criticize their nature -
the essence that makes them uniquely themselves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart.
Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.
- Rod Stewart

Antipathy, dissimilarity of views, hate,
contempt, can accompany true love.
- Marshall McLuhan

But I hang on to books.
I love them.
I even think they're very nice decor in a room -
far better than paintings...
That's not quite true!
- Norman MacCaig

This principle is old, but true as fate,
Kings may love treason, but the traitor hate.
- Thomas Dekker

Cowardice and courage are never without a measure of affectation.
Nor is love.
Feelings are never true.
They play with their mirrors.
- Jean Baudrillard

None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are.
But you can't teach people that - they have to learn by experience.
- Dorothy L. Sayers

Charming women can true converts make,
We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.
- George Farquhar

I would love to do more music, definitely.
That is my true passion.
Dance is first and then music.
- Carmen Electra

Love many things, for therein lies the true strength,
and whosoever loves much performs much,
and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.
- Vincent Van Gogh

Love is our true destiny.
We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone-we find it with another.
- Thomas Merton

The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is
probably one extra help from God to bring you together,
but that's it.
All the rest of it, the true love, is the test.
- Joan Chen

No, I'm not!
I'm not a tomboy!
I love my makeup!
That's not true!
I'm not a tomboy!
- Hilary Duff

Life is a game and true love is a trophy.
- Rufus Wainwright

In dread fear of sentimentality, another thing true
is not said-that for its staff the paper is a source of pride and,
I do believe, an object of affection and-yes,
love.
- Arthur Ochs Sulzberger

The mark of a true crush...
is that you fall in love first and grope for reasons afterward.
- Shana Alexander

I feel true success comes from being able to work and the love for it.
- Kiana Tom

There's a part of me that will always believe that
Angel is Buffy's true love.
That there will be a piece of her heart that will always
be with him for the rest of her life.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

People say they love truth, but in reality they want
to believe that which they love is true.
- Robert J. Ringer

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
- Brian Celio

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners.
I love each person I play; I have to be that person.
I have to do him true.
- Richard Pryor

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough,
but nothing says we have to like each other.
- Peter De Vries

Love always brings difficulties, that is true,
but the good side of it is that it gives energy.
- Vincent Van Gogh

If there is any country on earth where the course of
true love may be expected to run smooth,
it is America.
- Harriet Martineau

I've been so fortunate in my life that my family has
never been jealous of my success.
They have shown true love and commitment to me by being supportive.
They shared in it.
- Mike Krzyzewski

I never fit in.
I am a true alternative.
And I love being the outcast.
That's my role in life, to be an outcast.
- Meat Loaf

Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.
- Jean de La Fontaine

True love cannot be found where it does not exist,
nor can it be denied where it does.
- Torquato Tasso

So long as little children are allowed to suffer,
there is no true love in this world.
- Isadora Duncan

We love because it's the only true adventure.
- Nikki Giovanni

I've been writing songs since I was 14 years old,
and that's my true love.
- Rick Springfield

True, He is infinite Majesty, but He is also infinite
Goodness and infinite Love.
There can be no greater Lord than God;
neither can there be a more ardent lover than He.
- Alphonsus Liguori

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps
the most fatal to true happiness.
- Bertrand Russell

If only one could tell true love from false love as
one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
- Katherine Mansfield

True education flowers at the point when delight falls
in love with responsibility.
- Philip Pullman

I love iconoclasts.
I love individuals.
I love people that are true to themselves,
whatever the cost.
- Tim Robbins

Animals are reliable, many full of love,
true in their affections, predictable in their actions,
grateful and loyal.
Difficult standards for people to live up to.
- Alfred A. Montapert

It is so difficult in the world for people to find love,
true love.
- LaToya Jackson

People react to fear, not love; they don't teach that in Sunday School,
but it's true.
- Richard M. Nixon

For me, the most powerful expressions of true Christianity
in this material world are an unconditional love of all humans,
and an uncompromising commitment to caring for all
who are sick, infirm, or troubled -
as expressed in the biblical story of the Good Samaritan.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections.
For love which hath ends, will have an end;
whereas that which is founded on true virtue,
will always continue.
- John Dryden

"Mother Teresa Prayer"
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
... Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
... Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
... Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
... Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
... Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
... Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
... Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
... Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.
We can do no great things - only small things with great love.
- although commonly attributed to Mother Teresa,
who kept a copy of this prayer on
the wall of her Calcutta orphanage,
this prayer was actually written by Kent Keith.

True love doesn't come to you it has to be inside you.
- Julia Roberts

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college,
fell in love with my true love of my whole life -
who I'm married to now -
and he was a virgin too.
It was very romantic.
- Victoria Jackson

True, we love life, not because we are used to living,
but because we are used to loving.
There is always some madness in love,
but there is also always some reason in madness.
- Petrarch

Clearly romantic comedy is my franchise genre,
I don't mind saying that, it's true.
I love doing them and hopefully always will do them.
- Meg Ryan

Man's only true happiness is to live in hope of something to be won by him.
Reverence something to be worshipped by him,
and love something to be cherished by him,
forever.
- John Ruskin

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less
we find true romantic love.
- Douglas Horton

Do you not know that there comes a midnight hour
when every one has to throw off his mask?
Do you believe that life will always let itself be mocked?
Do you think you can slip away a little before midnight
in order to avoid this? Or are you not terrified by it?
I have seen men in real life who so long deceived others
that at last their true nature could not reveal itself;...
In every man there is something which to a certain degree
prevents him from becoming perfectly transparent to himself;
and this may be the case in so high a degree,
he may be so inexplicably woven into relationships of life
which extend far beyond himself that he almost cannot reveal himself.
But he who cannot reveal himself cannot love,
and he who cannot love is the most unhappy man of all.
- Soren Kierkegaard


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