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Funny Ending Quotes
Funny Quotes about Ending

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If I am happy in spite of my deprivations,
if my happiness is so deep that it is a faith,
so thoughtful that it becomes a philosophy of life.
If, in short, I am an optimist,
my testimony to the creed of optimism is worth hearing.
- Helen Keller
...
Helen Keller (1880-1968) overcame being both deaf and blind
to become a famous author, lecturer, and activist
for women's suffrage, workers' rights, and ending war.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is
something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,
anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
- Carl Bard

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship,
and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde


 

It's a never ending battle of making your cars better
and also trying to be better yourself.
- Dale Earnhardt

If you have been divorced, you know it hurts -
especially if your marriage had lasted many years.
Whatever the circumstances of your relationship,
and whatever the nature of its ending,
there is always grief and regret -
perhaps regret over the ending,
or perhaps regret over not ending the relationship sooner -
or perhaps both.
Nonetheless, move past the grief and regret.
No matter how painful, divorce, like all endings,
opens the door to new beginnings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The ending of a job or a relationship
may appear as the darkest night,
but it is merely the Winter season -
the time of renewal and rebirth
that precedes the new planting -
the beginning of the next great cycle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Cheer for endings - whether goals have been met or not -
whether the ending is tidy or ragged.
Without endings, there would be neither the opportunity
nor the incentive to think new thoughts,
and to begin great new projects.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the best farce to-day we start with some absurd
premise as to character or situation,
but if the premises be once granted we move logically enough to the ending.
- George P. Baker

So on May 1, 1987, at Gary's invitation,
I agreed to see him one last time - to confront him
face-to-face about his sincerity and with the intention
of ending our brief relationship.
- Donna Rice

If I see an ending, I can work backward.
- Arthur Miller

A complete life may be one ending in so full an identification
with the oneself that there is no self left to die.
- Bernard Berenson

A good opening and a good ending make for a good film
provide they come close together.
- Federico Fellini

Every western I did and will do; I will do it for the
never ending young kid inside of me.
- Franco Nero

In the theatrical works we love and admire the most,
the ending of the drama generally takes place offstage.
- Gustav Mahler

Peace is a never ending process...
It cannot ignore our differences or overlook our common interests.
It requires us to work and live together.
- Oscar Arias Sanchez

In our society, daily experience teaches the individual
to want and need a never-ending supply of new toys and drugs.
- Christopher Lasch

A hard beginning maketh a good ending.
- John Heywood

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.
- J. K. Rowling

Become addicted to constant and never-ending self-improvement.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women,
who are the chief victims of patriarchy,
and also with the ending of homosexual oppression.
- Kate Millett

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending,
then having the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns

I would like to have the original ending to my Lord
of the Rings instead of the one they released.
In my original cut I had the victory at Helm's Deep as the final sequence.
- Ralph Bakshi

The timing of death, like the ending of a story,
gives a changed meaning to what preceded it.
- Mary Catherine Bateson

Watergate provides a model case study of the interaction
and powers of each of the branches of government.
It also is a morality play with a sad and dramatic ending.
- Bob Woodward

The first script I got was Narc and I really responded to it;
it reminded me of a '70s type movie,
I really liked the characters, I didn't anticipate the ending.
- Ray Liotta

Compromise is but the sacrifice of one right or good
in the hope of retaining another -
too often ending in the loss of both.
- Tryon Edwards

There's no happy ending to cocaine.
You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
- Sam Kinison

To come up with the ending to a story and then work
backwards is like tying your shoe with one hand only.
- Donald McKay

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us.
It's beyond baseball.
It's rooting for your family.
- Jimmy Fallon

Youth is in a grand flush, like the hot days of ending summer;
and pleasant dreams thrall your spirit,
like the smoky atmosphere that bathes the landscape of an August day.
- Donald G. Mitchell

The ending is one of my blackest, utterly without hope of any sort.
- Donna Leon

I'm not a happy-ending person.
I want to know what happens once Cinderella rides off with Prince Charming.
- Melissa Joan Hart

Our combat mission is ending, but our commitment to Iraq's future is not.
- Barack Obama

Struggle is a never ending process.
Freedom is never really won, you earn it and win it in every generation.
- Coretta Scott King

Avoid extremes: be moderate In saving and in spending;
An equable and easy gait Will win an easy ending.
- Robert Service

Pour not on the comforts you want, but upon the mercies you have.
Look rather at God's ending in afflicting,
than to the measure and degree of your affliction.
- Christopher Love

What the American public wants in the theater is a
tragedy with a happy ending.
- William Dean Howells

In the life of the spirit there is no ending that is not a beginning.
- Henrietta Szold

I've always felt that life is a novel,
and part of it is written for you, and part of it is written by you.
It's up to you to write the ending, ultimately.
- Lynn Johnston

I was made to believe there was a plan in place for
ending Donald's previous marriage.
I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife.
- Marla Maples

It is my duty to voice the suffering of men,
the never-ending sufferings heaped mountain-high.
- Kathe Kollwitz

My intent was to carry out my duty as a doctor,
to end their suffering.
Unfortunately, that entailed, in their cases,
ending of the life.
- Jack Kevorkian

Any time you're trying to do a movie with a happy ending,
it's very difficult because it's been done before and
you don't want to be manipulative.
- Tim Robbins

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door.
- Michael Ondaatje

If you look closely you can see that they are all interconnected,
symbolic of a never-ending circle in which it is simply
impossible for the dog to catch the rabbit.
- Kit Williams

A better ending could not have been scripted.
Of course, if we had won, that would have been better.
- Bobby Bowden

When we played with the Rollins Band,
we'd keep songs going until we felt like ending it.
- Adam Jones

Pakistan has made no mention of ending our tests.
We have a missile program, and it is in the national
interest whatever we want to do.
- Ayub Khan

I wanted a perfect ending.
Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme,
and some stories don't have a clear beginning,
middle and end.
- Gilda Radner

The principle of the endless melody is the perpetual
becoming of a music that never had any reason for starting,
any more than it has any reason for ending.
- Igor Stravinsky

I don't see novels ending with any real sense of closure.
- Michael Ondaatje

If you want a happy ending, that depends,
of course, on where you stop your story.
- Orson Welles

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of
ending up on Saturday Night Live.
I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as
long as I can get away with it.'
- Tina Fey

Do feuds ever end?
Only when both sides shake hands,
and agree that there is no winner, no loser,
only people who have wearied of fighting
and desire to live in peace.
For many years, Northern Ireland was locked
in a murderous and seemingly unending feud.
The key to ending the feud was a shared commitment
that peace was more important than vengeance.
That is always the choice to be made.
The organizers of an April 10, 2009
joint Protestant-Catholic commemoration
of the Northern Ireland dead,
comprised of members of the once-outlawed Sinn Fein
as well as their once-avowed enemies,
referred to, "the terrible, random nature
of death in war and civil conflict."
Some lessons have been learned, many more remain.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It doesn't matter to me if it has a surprise ending or not.
I usually go for the material or the project.
- Donnie Wahlberg

I felt Brighton was a perfect ending to a really interesting career.
- Harold Budd

It's a tough job to tell a story when the audience
already knows the ending,
and the ending is bleak.
- Walter Jon Williams

The politician being interviewed clearly takes a great
deal of trouble to imagine an ending to his sentence:
and if he stopped short? His entire policy would be jeopardized!
- Roland Barthes

Life's like a movie, write your own ending.
Keep believing, keep pretending.
- Jim Henson

Ending racial discrimination in jury selection can
be accomplished only by eliminating peremptory challenges entirely.
- Thurgood Marshall

We expect President Bush to implement his own vision of a two-state solution,
the birth of the Palestinian State and the ending of
the occupation that started in 1967.
- Mahmoud Abbas

Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting
taxes and ending programs that don't work.
- Zach Wamp

Love is life's end, but never ending.
Love is life's wealth, never spent, but ever spending.
Love's life's reward, rewarded in rewarding.
- Herbert Spencer

Kubrick never explained the ending to us,
or what his intentions were.
He didn't intend for it to be a predictable film.
- Keir Dullea

The more irrational of us are worried about the millennium ending -
as if a date would really matter.
- Sting

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence,
I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes
in each office and situation.
- Colin Quinn

Man appears for a little while to laugh and weep,
to work and play, and then to go to make room for those
who shall follow him in the never-ending cycle.
- Aiden Wilson Tozer

Money is a never-ending problem.
- Alvin Ailey

It's precisely the disappointing stories,
which have no proper ending and therefore no proper meaning,
that sound true to life.
- Max Frisch

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork,
and the other is nostalgia.
- Frank Zappa


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