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Rose Kennedy Quotes
Funny Quotes by Rose Kennedy

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Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel
as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
- Rose Kennedy

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got
a little money along with it.
- Rose Kennedy

There's nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear.
- Rose Kennedy


 

Prosperity tries the fortunate, adversity the great.
- Rose Kennedy

More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause.
- Rose Kennedy

I'm like old wine.
They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
- Rose Kennedy


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Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
- Rose Kennedy

The time will come when it will disgust you to look in the mirror.
- Rose Kennedy

If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs,
its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
- Rose Kennedy

It's our money, and we're free to spend it any way we please.
- Rose Kennedy

Neither comprehension nor learning can take place in
an atmosphere of anxiety.
- Rose Kennedy

I tell myself that God gave my children many gifts -
spirit,
beauty, intelligence, the capacity to make friends and to inspire respect.
There was only one gift he held back -
length of life.
- Rose Kennedy

I looked on child rearing not only as a work of love
and duty but as a profession that was fully as interesting
and challenging as any honorable profession in the
world and one that demanded the best that I could bring to it.
- Rose Kennedy

Parrots make great pets.
They have more personality than goldfish.
- Chevy Chase

If my films make one more person miserable,
I'll feel I have done my job.
- Woody Allen

You can put wings on a pig,
but you don't make it an eagle.
- William J. Clinton

EVERYONE has the right to make an ass out of themselves.
- Harold and Maude (The movie )

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up
all the things that make you want to.
- the movie Interiors

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
- Woody Allen

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
- Anonymous

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious
as to have friends at a distance;
they make the latitudes and the longitudes.
- Henry David Thoreau

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
- Laurence J. Peter

Go ahead, make my day.
- the movie Sudden Impact (1983)

You can lead a man to Congress,
but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there.
Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
- Jimmy Carter

I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.
- the movie The Rescuers Down Under

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

God doesn't make junk.
- Anonymous

Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact.
And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.
- John Lennon

The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard

Square meals often make round people.
- E. Joseph Cossman

I don't know, I don't care,
and it doesn't make any difference!
- Albert Einstein

If Hitler invaded hell
I would make at least a favorable reference
to the devil in the House of Commons.
- Winston Churchill

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.
- Benjamin Franklin

Am I not destroying my enemies
when I make friends of them?
- Abraham Lincoln

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Gods always behave like the people who make them.
- Zora Neale Hurston

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

I love deadlines.
I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
- Douglas Adams

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.
- Abraham Lincoln

Law of Contrariness:
Our chief want in life is somebody
who shall make us do what we can.
Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always arrive late at the office,
but I make up for it by leaving early.
- Charles Lamb

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

The objection to Puritans is not that
they try to make us think as they do,
but that they try to make us do as they think.
- H. L. Mencken

Anyone who thinks sitting in church
can make you a Christian must also think
that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
- Garrison Keillor

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

If you want to make peace with your enemy,
you have to work with your enemy.
Then he becomes your partner.
- Nelson Mandela

What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations...
The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts.
They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
- Winston Churchill

Curiosity takes courage.
The most important promises are the ones you make to yourself.
Pay Attention.
Appreciate. Listen. Imagine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

Love one another but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea
between the shores of your souls.
- Khalil Gibran

You don't have the power to make life "fair,"
but you do have the power to make life joyful.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Well-behaved women seldom make history.
- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I seldom think about my limitations,
and they never make me sad.
Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times;
but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
- Helen Keller

Make Today count. Today - each Today -
is the most important day of your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
- William Shakespeare

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day;
live life to the fullest;
make the most of what you have.
It is later than you think.
- Horace

Doing an injury puts you below your enemy;
revenging one make you but even with him;
forgiving it sets you above him.
- Benjamin Franklin [attributed]


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