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A coward is incapable of exhibiting love;
it is the prerogative of the brave.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.
- Thomas Jefferson
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall 
Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde
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No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill
I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra
When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann
The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen
Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West
Morality which depends upon the helplessness
of a man or woman has not much to recommend it.
Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Hold on with a bulldog grip,
and chew and choke as much as possible.
- Abraham Lincoln
Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus
I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy
The invisible and nonexistent look much alike.
- Delos B. McKown
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron
Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart
You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I always avoid prophesying beforehand,
because it is a much better policy to prophesy
after the event has already taken place.
- Winston Churchill
How does so much gossip fit in such small minds?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin
Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus
Lord, grant that I might not so much
seek to be loved as to love.
- St. Francis of Assisi
Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo
We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling
People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves.
They have a certain power, a certain aura and a certain magnetism.
- Osho
If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
As human beings, our greatness lies
not so much in being able to remake the world -
as in being able to remake ourselves.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer
Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Comfort and prosperity have never enriched
the world as much as adversity has.
- Billy Graham
Interdependence is and ought to be
as much the ideal of man as self-sufficiency.
Man is a social being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
- Alan Watts
We are injured and hurt emotionally,
not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
but by our own attitude and our own response.
- Maxwell Maltz
People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell
Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
I think that is a much greater hunger,
a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
- Mother Teresa
I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
Feelings are much stronger than thoughts.
We are all led by instinct,
and our intellect catches up later.
- Bono
The mind constantly chatters.
That chatter winds up being the force
that drives us much of the day in terms of what we do,
what we react to, and how we feel.
- Jon Kabat-Zinn
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government.
- Thomas Jefferson
Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few.
- Winston Churchill
The trick is not how much pain you feel -
but how much joy you feel
- Erica Jong
Impart as much as you can of your spiritual being
to those who are on the road with you,
and accept as something precious
what comes back to you from them.
- Albert Schweitzer
Nobody cares how much you know,
until they know how much you care.
- attributed to Theodore Roosevelt, among others,
but probably earlier and anonymous
An overfull calendar, like an overfull stomach,
is a consequence of taking on too much.
Commit, and eat, in moderation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you may count every drop of water in the ocean and
count every grain of sand in the sea -
multiply it by a thousand and that's how much I love you.
- George of Langkloof
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Even in the Christian religion,
much of its real meaning is hidden by words
that are misleading and symbols that but few understand.
- Ernest Holmes
During life, none of us is 100% open to Spirit -
we have too much ego to do that.
Only at death do we give up our ego and completely open to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Choose to See Beauty and Joy:
Much in life can be seen as ugly or beautiful - it's our choice.
Why would we choose to see any part of life as ugly?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I think that people want peace so much
that one of these days government had better
get out of their way and let them have it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish -
too much handling will spoil it.
- Lao Tzu
Do not trouble yourself much
to get new things, whether clothes or friends...
Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
- Henry David Thoreau
He who would accomplish much must sacrifice much.
- James Allen
It is not so much our friends' help that helps us,
as the confidence of their help.
- Epicurus
Faith is much better than belief.
Belief is when someone else does the thinking.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
We have two ears and one mouth so that
we can listen twice as much as we speak.
- Epictetus
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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