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Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
- the movie Tangled (2010)

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)


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And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer


 

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

I do not believe in using women in combat,
because females are too fierce.
- Margaret Mead

Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

A man can't be too careful in the choice of enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Too clever is dumb.
- Ogden Nash

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry S. Truman

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb

This too, shall pass.
- Bible

In the long history of humankind (and animal-kind, too)
those who learned to collaborate and
improvise most effectively have prevailed.
- Charles Darwin

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
- Alfred Adler

The chains of habit are too weak to be felt
until they are too strong to be broken.
- Samuel Johnson

Life is too short, time is too precious,
and the stakes are too high
to dwell on what might have been.
- Hilary Clinton

Genius always finds itself a century too early.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a mistake to look too far ahead.
Only one link in the chain of destiny
can be handled at a time.
- Winston Churchill

Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike.
Each has their suffering.
Some suffer too much, others too little.
- The Buddha

Reading, after a certain age,
diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits.
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little
falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- Albert Einstein

Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny.
- Kamran Hamid

Great people are those who make others feel
that they, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain

Too many people are thinking of security
instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
- James F. Bymes

We never repent of having eaten too little.
- Thomas Jefferson

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

I would rather be exposed to
the inconveniences attending too much liberty
than those attending too small a degree of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Some people care too much. I think it's called love.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche

The wise man looks into space,
and does not regard the small as too little,
nor the great as too much;
for he knows that there is no limit to dimensions.
- Lao Tzu

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
- William Blake

The people are hungry:
It is because those in authority
eat up too much in taxes.
- Lao Tzu

I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America,
the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry,
and of criminal inquiry too.
- Thomas Jefferson

It's never too late.
- Anonymous

In business or in life, don't follow the wagon tracks too closely.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government.
- Thomas Jefferson

There are a number of things wrong with Washington.
One of them is that everyone is too far from home.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers.
This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated
thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
- Albert Einstein

Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish -
too much handling will spoil it.
- Lao Tzu


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