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Senior Quotes - Funny Yearbook Quotes - 2012

Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland

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Senior Quotes for 2012

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.
- Joseph Campbell

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Happiness depends upon ourselves.
- Aristotle

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
- William James

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

No one knows what he can do until he tries.
- Publilius Syrus


The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

I slept and dreamt that life was joy.
I awoke and saw that life was service.
I acted and behold, service was joy.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius

There are no facts, only interpretations.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

As we light a path for others, we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Funny Quotes

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.

- Anonymous

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

I love my attitude problem.
- Anonymous

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
- Anonymous

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
- John Lennon

The road to success is always under construction.
- Lily Tomlin

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin

When everything comes your way you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken

Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous

Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.
- H. L. Mencken

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous (sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt, Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
- H. L. Mencken

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West

Quotes about Life

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain.
- Vivian Greene

Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
- Helen Keller

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
- Marie Curie

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
- Helen Keller

Life is a song - sing it.
Life is a game - play it.
Life is a challenge - meet it.
Life is a dream - realize it.
Life is a sacrifice - offer it.
Life is love - enjoy it.
- Sai Baba

Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
- Helen Keller

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

Life is a long lesson in humility.
- James M. Barrie

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
- Anais Nin

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do.
There can be no courage unless you're scared.
- Eddie Rickenbacker

Loving is the most unmitigated and courageous act I perform in a day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Do or do not, there is no try.
- Yoda (Star Wars movie)

Winners never quit and quitters never win!
- Vince Lombardi

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
- Raymond Lindquist

You must do the things you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, it is conformity.
- Rollo May

With courage you will dare to take risks,
have the strength to be compassionate,
and the wisdom to be humble.
Courage is the foundation of integrity.
- Keshavan Nair

Courage is not always about action,
and it doesn't always involve danger,
but courage is always doing what is right.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so common in the world,
and moral courage so rare.
- Mark Twain

Affirmation: I Act with Bold Courage -
Taking inspiration from the Powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
I hold my course with focused attention and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are Powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
- Marianne Williamson

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

As we light a path for others, we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
- Dalai Lama

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we have no peace,
it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
- Paul Boese

We are most like God when we forgive.
- Anonymous

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich

The path to happiness is forgiveness of everyone
and gratitude for everything.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

An invasion of armies can be resisted,
but not an idea whose time has come.
- Victor Hugo

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus
but a molder of consensus.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
- Thomas Paine


Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
Courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
- St Francis of Assisi

Let us not pray to be sheltered from dangers
but to be fearless when facing them.
- Rabindranath Tagore

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