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Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek


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I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill


 

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Morality which depends upon the helplessness
of a man or woman has not much to recommend it.
Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The invisible and nonexistent look much alike.
- Delos B. McKown

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus

I always avoid prophesying beforehand,
because it is a much better policy to prophesy
after the event has already taken place.
- Winston Churchill

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

How does so much gossip fit in such small minds?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart

It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West

Hold on with a bulldog grip,
and chew and choke as much as possible.
- Abraham Lincoln

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

Lord, grant that I might not so much
seek to be loved as to love.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell

Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
- Alan Watts

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched
the world as much as adversity has.
- Billy Graham

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
I think that is a much greater hunger,
a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
- Mother Teresa

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

Interdependence is and ought to be
as much the ideal of man as self-sufficiency.
Man is a social being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell

Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling

We are injured and hurt emotionally,
not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
but by our own attitude and our own response.
- Maxwell Maltz

We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves.
They have a certain power, a certain aura and a certain magnetism.
- Osho

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo

As human beings, our greatness lies
not so much in being able to remake the world -
as in being able to remake ourselves.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

By not caring too much about what people think,
I'm able to think for myself
and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular.
And I succeed.
- Albert Ellis

Who would ever think that so much went on
in the soul of a young girl?
- Anne Frank

There is so much we can never know.
Breathe deeply and relax into the not-knowing.
There is much that we do not have to know
in order to live joyfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The hunger for love is
much more difficult to remove
than the hunger for bread.
- Mother Teresa

The trick is not how much pain you feel -
but how much joy you feel
- Erica Jong

I don't know who my grandfather was;
I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
- Abraham Lincoln

Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The years teach much which the days never know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some people care too much. I think it's called love.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If thy brother wrongs thee,
remember not so much his wrong-doing,
but more than ever that he is thy brother.
- Epictetus

The educated differ from the uneducated
as much as the living from the dead.
- Aristotle

The man who promises everything, is sure to fulfill nothing,
and everyone who promises too much is in danger of
using evil means in order to carry out his promises,
and is already on the road to perdition.
- Carl Jung

Impart as much as you can of your spiritual being
to those who are on the road with you,
and accept as something precious
what comes back to you from them.
- Albert Schweitzer

Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do...
but how much love we put in that action.
- Mother Teresa

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm,
but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby

We do not yet possess ourselves,
and we know at the same time
that we are much more.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well, when you come down to it,
I don't see that a reporter could do much to a president, do you?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Do not be too moral.
You may cheat yourself out of much life.
So aim above morality.
Be not simply good;
be good for something.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is amazing how much you can accomplish
when it doesn't matter who gets the credit.
- Anonymous

I do not think much of a man who is
not wiser today than he was yesterday.
- Abraham Lincoln

Constant kindness can accomplish much.
As the sun makes ice melt,
kindness causes misunderstanding,
mistrust, and hostility to evaporate.
- Albert Schweitzer

Non-cooperation with evil is as much a duty as is cooperation with good.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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