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'Tis strange - but true;
by Lord Byron

'Tis strange - but true;
for truth is always strange;
Stranger than fiction.
- Lord Byron

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Friendship is Love without his wings.
- Lord Byron

I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.
- Frank Lloyd Wright


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Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places.
Meet fascinating people. And kill them.
- Anonymous

As for doing good; that is one of the professions which is full.
Moreover I have tried it fairly and, strange as it may seem,
am satisfied that it does not agree with my constitution.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is strange to be known so universally
and yet to be so lonely.
- Albert Einstein


 

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body
treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
- Peter Medawar

We are strange beings, we seem
to go free, but we go in chains -
chains of training, custom, convention,
association, environment -
in a word, Circumstance -
and against these bonds
the strongest of us struggle in vain.
- Mark Twain

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

True believers just don't see things the way they are,
because if they did, they wouldn't be true believers anymore.
- Philip Caputo

The book of life is filled with incoherent riddles.
Life's true lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

Your inner thoughts reveal your true nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

Just because it's true, I say as often as I can
in as many ways as I can form, "I sure love you."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Only those who have learned the power
of sincere and selfless contribution
experience life's deepest joy: true fulfillment.
- Tony Robbins

A true friend is the one who
walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell

A true "moral compass" never points toward discrimination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates

Pity may represent little more
than the impersonal concern
which prompts the mailing of a check,
but true sympathy is the personal concern
which demands the giving of one's soul.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It costs you nothing to make another happy -
and you gain your true self through the act of spreading joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True courage is taking another small step each day
toward achieving your vision.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly,
the true place for a just man is also a prison.
- Henry David Thoreau

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
- William Shakespeare

The True Surprise is that
So Many of Us have Evolved So Rapidly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We seek opinions that are likely to
support what we want to be true.
- Thomas Gilovich

There are not many things in life
so beautiful as true friendship,
and not many things more uncommon.
- Anonymous

Nothing can bring a real sense of security
into the home except true love.
- Billy Graham

The true delight is in the finding out,
rather than in the knowing.
- Isaac Asimov

A true friend sees the good in everything,
and brings out the best in the worst of things.
- Sasha Azevedo

What is true of the individual will be
tomorrow true of the whole nation
if individuals will but refuse to lose heart and hope.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,
but it can keep him from lynching me,
and I think that's pretty important.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A true friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous

The most telling act of true Faith
is celebrating the death of a loved one
with the certain knowledge that
they are now in a better place.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The function of education is to teach one
to think intensively and to think critically.
Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A system of morality which is based
on relative emotional values
is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception
which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.
- Socrates

I Honor My True Self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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