Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker
Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous
Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb
A man never knows how to say goodbye;
a woman never knows when to say it.
- Helen Rowland
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Driving me away is easier than saying goodbye.
- Erica Jong
Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei
Could we see when and where we are to meet again,
we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.
- Ouida
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer
I've always believed that if done properly,
armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
- the movie Thelma & Louise
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
Sucking the marrow out of life
doesn't mean choking on the bone.
- Robin Williams as John Keating
in the 1989 movie Dead Poets Society
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West
Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
I don't know, I don't care,
and it doesn't make any difference!
- Albert Einstein
How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln
Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen
Just because I don't care,
doesn't mean I don't understand.
- Matt Groening's TV series The Simpsons.
All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz
If a man smiles all the time,
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
God doesn't make junk.
- Anonymous
Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid
Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
- Dale Carnegie
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
It doesn't matter who my father was.
It matters who I remember he was.
- Anne Sexton
Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous
Life doesn't step on your toes when you Dance Lightly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It doesn't matter how long my hair is
or what color my skin is
or whether I'm a woman or a man.
- John Lennon
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe
Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road
doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Reality doesn't impress me.
I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy,
and when ordinary life shackles me,
I escape, one way or another.
No more walls.
- Anais Nin
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle
God doesn't require us to succeed;
He only requires that you try.
- Mother Teresa
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser
than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
- Edward R. Murrow
Men kick friendship around like a football,
but it doesn't seem to crack.
Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters
cannot be trusted in large ones either.
- Albert Einstein
When a person doesn't have gratitude,
something is missing in his or her humanity.
A person can almost be defined by
his or her attitude toward gratitude.
- Elie Wiesel
If you love something, set it free;
if it comes back it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach
The right to do something doesn't mean that doing it is right.
- William Safire
Letting go doesn't mean giving up...
it means moving on.
- Anonymous
Whether one believes in a religion or not,
and whether one believes in rebirth or not,
there isn't anyone who doesn't
appreciate kindness and compassion.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal.
The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
- Benjamin E. Mays
Prayer doesn't change God, but changes him who prays
- Soren Kierkegaard
Love doesn't just sit there like a stone;
it has to be made,like bread,
remade all the time, made new.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Never allow a person to tell you NO
who doesn't have the power to say YES.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar
Courage is not always about action,
and it doesn't always involve danger,
but courage is always doing what is right.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions,
it is governed by our mental attitude.
- Dale Carnegie
My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact.
If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it.
- Jewel
There is no limit to what a man can do
or where he can go,
if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.
- Robert Woodruff
Love doesn't make the world go 'round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- Franklin P. Jones
You can conquer almost any fear
if you will only make up your mind to do so.
For remember, fear doesn't exist
anywhere except in the mind.
- Dale Carnegie
Reality doesn't impress me.
- Anais Nin
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein
What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
We tend to forget that happiness doesn't
come as a result of getting something we don't have,
but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
- Frederick Koenig
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
- Anonymous
Success doesn't come to you, you go to it.
- Marva Collins
Courage doesn't always roar.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
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