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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious
as to have friends at a distance;
they make the latitudes and the longitudes.
- Henry David Thoreau

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous


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Every spirit makes its house,
and we can give a shrewd guess
from the house to the inhabitant.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers


 

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

The power of imagination makes us infinite.
- John Muir

We are born princes, and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus

Who never walks save where he sees
men's tracks, makes no discoveries.
- J. G. Holland

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb

Life is a series of experiences,
each one of which makes us bigger,
even though sometimes it is hard to realize this.
- Henry Ford

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
- Charlotte Bronte

Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
- Paul Tournier

Hunger makes a thief of any man.
- Pearl S. Buck

Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous

Don't ask yourself what the world needs;
ask yourself what makes you come alive.
And then go and do that.
Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
- Howard Thurman

I will act as if what I do makes a difference.
- William James

He who trusts all things to chance,
makes a lottery of his life
- Proverb

Life is short,
Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret
ANYTHING
That makes you smile
- Mark Twain

Fear makes strangers of people
who would otherwise be friends.
- Shirley MacLaine

We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children
that makes the heart too big for the body.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.
- Ludwig Boerne

Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round.
- Lewis Carroll

The promises we makes to ourselves are the things
that assure us we have the capacity to keep our promises to others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Early to bed and early to rise,
makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- Benjamin Franklin

You know, everybody makes mistakes when they are president.
- William J. Clinton

Appreciation is a wonderful thing.
It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
- Voltaire

There are no small acts of kindness.
Every compassionate act makes large the world.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous

Happiness is mostly a by-product of doing what makes us feel fulfilled.
- Benjamin Spock

Faith never makes a confession.
- Henry David Thoreau

The awareness that health is dependent
upon habits that we control
makes us the first generation in history
that to a large extent determines its own destiny.
- Jimmy Carter

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
- Winston Churchill

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry,
that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware
of having no good reason for thinking as you do.
- Bertrand Russell

Feeling important makes one heavy, clumsy and vain.
To be a warrior one needs to be light and fluid.
- Carlos Castaneda

Being defeated is often a temporary condition.
Giving up is what makes it permanent.
- Marilyn vos Savant

The highest education is that which
does not merely give us information
but makes our life in harmony with all existence.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Fate makes us family. choice makes us friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Practice makes perfect.
- Anonymous

Knowledge of the Truth makes us free
by aligning us with that which was never bound.
- Ernest Holmes

One man with courage makes a majority.
- old saying probably repeated by Andrew Jackson
(falsely attributed to Jefferson)

When all is said and done,
the one sole condition that makes
spiritual happiness and preserves it
is the absence of doubt.
- Mark Twain

Constant kindness can accomplish much.
As the sun makes ice melt,
kindness causes misunderstanding,
mistrust, and hostility to evaporate.
- Albert Schweitzer

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
- William Shakespeare

Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
- Jacques Delille

I must admit that I personally measure success
in terms of the contributions
an individual makes to her or his fellow human beings.
- Margaret Mead

It is far more important to be able to hit the target
than it is to haggle over who makes a weapon or who pulls a trigger.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Let's have faith that right makes might;
and in that faith let us, to the end,
dare to do our duty as we understand it.
- Abraham Lincoln

When people hear good music,
it makes them homesick for
something they never had,
and never will have.
- Edgar Watson Howe

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive;
easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
- Henry Peter Brougham

Anxiety is love's greatest killer.
It makes one feel as you might
when a drowning man holds unto you.
You want to save him, but you know
he will strangle you with his panic.
- Anais Nin

The River of Life has no expectations
and makes no assumptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking

A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

A dream is a wish your heart makes.
- The Supremes

Words make you think a thought.
Music makes you feel a feeling.
A song makes you feel a thought.
- E. Y. Harburg

There is nothing either good or bad,
but thinking makes it so.
- William Shakespeare

It's the Consciousness with which we participate
in activities that makes the difference.
- Michael Beckwith

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool;
it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

The thing always happens that you really believe in;
and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Fear of death makes us devoid both of valor and religion.
For want of valor is want of religious faith.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The only thing that makes life possible
is permanent, intolerable uncertainty;
not knowing what comes next.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade.
It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit
which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so.
- William Shakespeare


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