Facebook share Tweet This Email this
Let these funny Room Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove (1964)
Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous
The philosophy of the school room in one generation
will be the philosophy of government in the next.
- Abraham Lincoln
"Sometimes," said Pooh, "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Get a Funny Quote of the Day each day by email or in your feed reader.
Fear is the cheapest room in the house.
I would like to see you living
In better conditions.
- Hafiz
A house without books is like a room without windows.
- Horace Mann
Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition.
The immature mind often mistakes one for the other,
or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -
in fact, they're almost incompatible;
one emotion hardly leaves room for the other.
Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil.
- Robert Heinlein
When you have shut your doors, and darkened your room,
remember, never to say that you are alone,
for you are not alone, but God is within,
and your genius is within.
- Epictetus
Death is no more than passing from one room into another.
But there's a difference for me, you know.
Because in that other room I shall be able to see.
- Helen Keller
Never hold discussions with the monkey
when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
Service to others is the rent you pay
for your room here on earth.
- Muhammad Ali
Where there is unconditional love,
there is no room for unhappiness.
Whenever I look in the mirror today,
I will say to myself: "That Is The Face Of God."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There is no person in this room whose basic rights
are not involved in any successful defiance
to the carrying out of court orders.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people
than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour
looking at my face on their television screens.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The architect should strive continually to simplify;
the ensemble of the rooms should then be carefully considered
that comfort and utility may go hand in hand with beauty.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln
Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- H. L. Mencken
The rich are not born skeptical or cynical.
They are made that way by events, circumstances.
- Paul Getty
I know that God made the whole world in 4004 BC.
I know because my preacher told me. He's a good man.
He's even saving up all the money we give him
to go to bible college someday.
- Anonymous Humor
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -
a practice which is still continued.
- Helen Rowland
A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice,
more drunkards than thirst,
and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
- The Buddha
You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous
People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou
Regrets are the tears of choices not made
and of good deeds left undone.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The more laws and order are made prominent,
the more thieves and robbers there will be.
- Lao Tzu
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man.
And man can be as big as he wants.
No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
- John F. Kennedy
Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
do be my enemy - for friendship's sake.
- William Blake
My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong,
who made mistakes, but recovered from them.
- Bono
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted,
every hill and mountain shall be made low,
the rough places will be made straight
and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed
and all flesh shall see it together.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
- Socrates
He who never made a mistake,
never made a discovery.
- Samuel Smiles
I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou
Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
- Albert Einstein
The slavery of fear had made men afraid to think.
But such is the irresistible nature of truth,
that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
- Thomas Paine, Rights of Man, 1791
Love doesn't just sit there like a stone;
it has to be made,like bread,
remade all the time, made new.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Every day is a day to take action.
Whatever your choices, take action on those choices.
Taking no action is equally a choice,
just not a choice made from awareness.
Make conscious choices,
and take action on those choices - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Hide not your talents,
they for use were made.
What's a sundial in the shade?
- Benjamin Franklin
Does thou love life? Then do not squander time;
for that's the stuff life is made of.
- Benjamin Franklin
For the very first time the young are
seeing history being made
before it is censored by their elders.
- Margaret Mead
Calm provides clarity. Pause to consider
the gifts you have been given,
the difference you have made
and the direction in which you are headed.
- Anonymous
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff that life is made of.
- Benjamin Franklin
No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who has never made a mistake,
has never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
Great acts are made up of small deeds.
- Lao Tzu
I can see, and that is why I can be happy,
in what you call the dark, but which to me is golden.
I can see a God-made world, not a manmade world.
- Helen Keller
Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi
Front yards are not made to walk in, but, at most, through,
and you could go in the back way.
- Henry David Thoreau
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem.
It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
- Albert Einstein
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein
Thanks to television, for the first time
the young are seeing history made
before it is censored by their elders.
- Margaret Mead
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
- John F. Kennedy
When an inner situation is not made conscious,
it appears outside as fate.
- Carl Jung
Everything in Nature contains all the powers of Nature.
Everything is made of one hidden stuff.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Travelers, there is no path.
Paths are made by walking.
- Antonio Machado
Almost always, the creative dedicated minority
has made the world better.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Samuel Butler
My children have made me more aggressive about the world
that they're about to inhabit.
- Bono
A house is made of walls and beams;
a home is built with love and dreams.
- Anonymous
Necessity never made a good bargain.
- Benjamin Franklin
Lighten up! Slow down the shopping.
Your greatest gift to your family and friends is yourself -
your relaxed, happy, and fully-present self.
Consider gifting hand-made cards with messages
of true appreciation in place of store-bought presents.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is partly what we make it,
and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
- Tehyi Hsieh
Guilt says I've done something wrong;
... shame says there is something wrong with me.
Guilt says I've made a mistake;
... shame says I am a mistake.
Guilt says what did was not good;
... shame says I am no good.
- John Bradshaw
Men are what their mothers made them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin
All my life through, the new sights
of Nature made me rejoice like a child.
- Marie Curie
Thank you for visiting: Funny Room Quotes - Funny Quotes about Room.
Please sign up on the form below to receive
my Free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quotes email.
You can also search my large collection of Funny Quotes.
May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
All materials & writings are copyright © Jonathan Lockwood Huie, except for quotes and other specifically identified material which belong to their respective copyright holders if applicable.