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I love deadlines.
I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
- Douglas Adams
They don't call them DEADlines for nothing - keep breathing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Overwhelm is not a pleasant condition.
The to-do list overflows,
the deadlines appear imminent and immovable.
There are too many demands upon too little of your time.
Does this sound familiar?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Success... A goal is a dream with a deadline.
- Napoleon Hill
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A goal is a dream with a deadline.
- Napoleon Hill
The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.
- Nolan Bushnell
However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain
The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous
Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler
Success consists of going from failure to failure
without loss of enthusiasm.
- Winston Churchill
(also quoted as: "Courage is going from failure to failure
without losing enthusiasm."
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson
If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)
In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns
Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford
Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus
"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy
The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
Not every difficult and dangerous thing
is suitable for training,
but only that which is conducive to success
in achieving the object of our effort.
- Epictetus
Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you
shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Helen Keller
The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan
The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous
If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford
If you love what you are doing, you ARE a success.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
- Mark Twain
Bringing a childlike wonder
and a beginner's mind to life
maximizes both success and joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo
The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli
The boldness of endurance is
the underline to almost every success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The only roadblock to success is limited thinking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden
If one advances confidently
in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live
the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with success
unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau
Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby
My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins
Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous
No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison
The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi
It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper
A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer
Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe
The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
- Benjamin Disraeli
There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell
The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki
Most people give up just when
they're about to achieve success.
They quit on the one yard line.
They give up at the last minute of the game,
one foot from a winning touch down.
- Ross Perot
A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson
The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill
The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Tony Robbins
When the water starts boiling
it is foolish to turn off the heat.
- Nelson Mandela
Dare to dream of your great success.
Become intimate with those things
which deeply motivate you
and regularly work toward
the realization of that mission.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer.
You have only to persevere to save yourselves.
- Winston Churchill
When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way,
you will command the attention of the world.
- George Washington Carver
The majority of men meet with failure
because of their lack of persistence
in creating new plans to take
the place of those which fail.
- Napoleon Hill
Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous
Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman,
before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
- John Quincy Adams
Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit
which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.
- Henry David Thoreau
The man who has won millions at the cost of his conscience is a failure.
- B. C. Forbes
If a man can... make a better mousetrap,
the world will make a beaten path to his door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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