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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
- Lao Tzu (Chinese Proverb)
Most people's historical perspective
begins with the day of their birth.
- Rush Limbaugh
My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges
Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard
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In human intercourse the tragedy begins,
not when there is misunderstanding about words,
but when silence is not understood.
- Henry David Thoreau
Recovery begins with embracing our pain
and taking the risk to share it with others.
We do this by joining a group
and talking about our pain.
- John Bradshaw
Love begins with a smile,
grows with a kiss,
and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous
As soon as man does not take his existence for granted,
but beholds it as something
unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
- Albert Schweitzer
I like the silent church before the service begins,
better than any preaching.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The struggle ends when the gratitude begins.
- Neale Donald Walsch
Our journey into consciousness of wealth
begins with the realization that we have already arrived!
- Michael Bernard Beckwith
If you don't take full responsibility
for your own happiness,
who do you suppose will?
Your happiness is a one person job -
it begins and ends with you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do...
but how much love we put in that action.
- Mother Teresa
A man can fail many times,
but he isn't a failure until
he begins to blame somebody else.
- John Burroughs
There's a trick to the Graceful Exit.
It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage,
a relationship is over - and to let go.
It means leaving what's over without denying its value.
- Ellen Goodman
Peace begins with me.
- Anonymous
Wisdom begins in wonder.
- Socrates
Independence of nation begins with independence of self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The tyrant dies and his rule is over,
the martyr dies and his rule begins
- Soren Kierkegaard
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
- Neale Donald Walsch
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices,
a rottenness begins in his conduct.
- Thomas Jefferson
Peace begins with a smile.
- Mother Teresa
Love begins by taking care of the closest ones -
the ones at home.
- Mother Teresa
Self-disciplined begins with the mastery of your thoughts.
If you don't control what you think,
you can't control what you do.
Simply, self-discipline enables you
to think first and act afterward.
- Napoleon Hill
Have a talk with your mind
(it really is something separate from yourself).
Lay down the law.
"My life begins TODAY.
I am like a newborn.
I have what I have today;
I have my fingers, my toes,
some people in my life,
some material and financial state.
Yesterday is only a dream -
perhaps a nightmare,
perhaps a cherished memory,
but only a dream - nothing more.
I will make all decisions and actions based solely
on what I have today as a starting point."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
My own gratitude list begins with health, family, friends,
and the beauty around me - from the butterflies and rainbows,
to the dolphins, to the birds, to the works produced by the human hand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Competition has been shown to be useful
up to a certain point and no further,
but cooperation, which is the thing we must strive for today,
begins where competition leaves off.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
The greatest force in the human body
is the natural drive of the body to heal itself -
but that force in not independent of the belief system.
Everything begins with belief.
What we believe is the most powerful option of all.
- Norman Cousins
When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken
How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You can't cross the sea merely by
standing and staring at the water.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin
I begin with the principle that all men are bores.
Surely no one will prove himself
so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans
Capture a shadow,
dance with the wind,
stand in a rainbow,
begin at the end.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Let there be peace on earth.
And let it begin with me.
- Jill Jackson Miller
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What is it about sameness that so draws me,
and how could I begin to have
that same kind of attraction to change?
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone
what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Begin to define for ourselves
what it is to make a healthy choice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, Begin it.
Boldness has genius, power and magic in it, Begin it now.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Formula to live your dream:
1. Be bold. 2. Begin now, 3. No exceptions.
- William James
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon,
but that we wait so long to begin it.
- Anonymous
Not until we are lost
do we begin to understand ourselves.
- Henry David Thoreau
Dream. Begin. Persevere.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When the war of the giants is over,
the wars of the pygmies will begin.
- Winston Churchill
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
- Lewis Carroll
If you follow the trail of your own
enthusiastically repeated stories,
you will begin to rediscover the things
that invigorate and enliven you.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know.
- Henry David Thoreau
If we are to teach real peace in this world,
and if we are to carry on a real war against war,
we shall have to begin with the children.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
That sense of sacredness,
that thinking in generations,
must begin with reverence for this earth.
- Paul Tsongas
Failure is only the opportunity to
begin again more intelligently.
- Henry Ford
Having set a direction, begin - begin today.
Take action - take action every day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand.
- Jose Ortega Y Gasset
Begin your life today, and again tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is only when we truly know and understand
that we have a limited time on earth
and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up
that we will begin to live each day to the fullest,
as if it were the only one we had.
- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
It is impossible to begin to learn
that which one thinks one already knows.
- Epictetus
If you begin to understand what you are
without trying to change it,
then what you are undergoes a transformation.
- J. Krishnamurti
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Does who we are begin with breath,
depend on form, or end with death?
- Kirtana
Begin building the future through
"conversation for possibility."
- Werner Erhard
Begin with the end in mind.
- Stephen Covey
Begin each day as if it were on purpose.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
- George Bernard Shaw
Do the difficult things while they are easy
and do the great things while they are small.
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
- Lao Tzu
This isn't a rehearsal or a practice life.
This is your real life - your one and only real life.
There are no retakes - no second chances.
Begin now - live full out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When we come into the present,
we begin to feel the life around us again,
but we also encounter whatever we have been avoiding.
We must have the courage to face whatever is present -
our pain, our desires, our grief,
our loss, our secret hopes our love -
everything that moves us most deeply.
- Jack Kornfield
Begin to act from your dominion.
Declare the truth by telling yourself
that there is nothing to be afraid of,
that you no longer entertain any images of fear.
- Ernest Holmes
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
- James A. Baldwin
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and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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