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A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are very few human beings who receive the truth,
complete and staggering, by instant illumination.
Most of them acquire it fragment by fragment,
on a small scale, by successive developments,
cellularly, like a laborious mosaic.
- Anais Nin

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra


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One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler


 

Success consists of going from failure to failure
without loss of enthusiasm.
- Winston Churchill
(also quoted as: "Courage is going from failure to failure
without losing enthusiasm."

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

Bringing a childlike wonder
and a beginner's mind to life
maximizes both success and joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi

The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
- Benjamin Disraeli

If one advances confidently
in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live
the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with success
unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
- Mark Twain

You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo

If you love what you are doing, you ARE a success.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Tony Robbins

A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan

Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you
shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Helen Keller

My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins

The boldness of endurance is
the underline to almost every success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer

Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell

The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki

No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

The only roadblock to success is limited thinking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most people give up just when
they're about to achieve success.
They quit on the one yard line.
They give up at the last minute of the game,
one foot from a winning touch down.
- Ross Perot

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison

One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Not every difficult and dangerous thing
is suitable for training,
but only that which is conducive to success
in achieving the object of our effort.
- Epictetus

I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you wish to succeed in life,
make perseverance your bosom friend,
experience your wise counselor,
caution your elder brother,
and hope your guardian genius.
- Joseph Addison

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
- James Joyce

Most of the important things in the world
have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying
when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie

If a man can... make a better mousetrap,
the world will make a beaten path to his door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror,
victory however long and hard the road may be;
for without victory, there is no survival.
- Winston Churchill

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

Sometimes you get the results you wanted,
sometimes you don't.
What matters is that you did your best.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is only through labor and painful effort,
by grim energy and resolute courage,
that we move on to better things.
- Theodore Roosevelt

The man who has won millions at the cost of his conscience is a failure.
- B. C. Forbes

The man who is successful is the man who is useful.
- Bourke Cockran

Know that your true self,
a spiritual being,
is always perfect.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What work I have done I have done because it has been play.
If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.
- Mark Twain

Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

Dare to dream of your great success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi


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