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It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie 
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright
Fly Life on Free Wings, and Sing to its Glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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Life is always lived in the eye-of-the-storm
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis"
is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
- John F. Kennedy
The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard
A ship in harbor is safe -
but that is not what ships are for.
- John A. Shedd
How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Adventure is not outside man; it is within.
- George Eliot
No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Choose what lies in the shadows to be a matter
for discovery and adventure, rather than fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White
All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney
Nothing in life is to be feared.
It is only to be understood.
- Marie Curie
It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)
We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
- Helen Keller
It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda
Choose to be as a young child -
fully awake, eager for the next experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
- Bill Cosby
As you awaken,
may your dreams greet you by name,
and may you answer, "Yes!"
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo
I can't go back to yesterday -
because I was a different person then.
- Lewis Carroll
The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb
I am not afraid of storms
for I am learning how to sail my ship.
- Louisa May Alcott
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
- Marianne Williamson
This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
Choose to soar. Choose to fly your dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.
- Joseph Campbell
Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
As the evening beckons with the promise of tomorrow...
may your gratitude rise up and with strength answer, "yes."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Know that the greatest fear is fear of the unknown.
Seek to meet the unknown with courage and a sense of adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The mind is not a vessel to be filled
but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch
Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Attitude is everything.
- Charles Swindoll
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller
I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth
Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer
The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
One does not discover new lands without consenting
to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
- Andre Gide
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Fear defeats more people than
any other one thing in the world.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every wall is a door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
- Helen Keller
Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare
You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
- Lao Tzu (Chinese Proverb)
We cannot choose our external circumstances,
but we can always choose how to respond to them.
- Epictetus
You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
- Village People
I Act with Bold Courage:
Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step -
large and small - with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland
We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
The old skin has to be shed before the new one can come.
- Joseph Campbell
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile
can be the source of your joy.
- Thich Nhat Hanh
All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb
Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
- George Bernard Shaw
The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton
Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous
Life is lived in the living.
Set aside convention, caution,
and arbitrary "rules" about how
life is supposed to be lived.
Choose! Explore! Adventure!
Live life to the fullest.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life expands to fill your dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When It's Darkest, Men See the Stars.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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May the world be kind to you,
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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