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Funny Quotes about Nest

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To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake
is to be continually thrown out of the nest.
- Pema Chodron

We must not reduce the bosom of the universal church
to a nest protecting our mediocrity.
- Pope Francis

We were all on this ship in the sixties, our generation,
a ship going to discover the New World.
And the Beatles were in the crow's nest of that ship.
- John Lennon

Gather yourself by the sea shore and I will love you there.
Assemble yourself with wild things,
with songs of the sparrow and sea-foam.
Let mad beauty collect itself in your eyes
and it will shine - Calling me.
For I long for a man with nests of wild things in his hair.
A man who will Kiss the Flame.
- Jewel


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I personally think we developed language
because of our deep need to complain.
- Lily Tomlin

I feel the need to express something,
but I don't know what it is I want to express.
- the movie Interiors

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)


 

I have faith. I just need proof to back it up.
- the movie Simon Birch

My life is difficult. I need more money.
- the movie The Expendables (2010)

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield

A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money
they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins

Oh, you weak, beautiful people
who give up with such grace.
What you need is someone to take hold of you -
gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
- Tennessee Williams

All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly,
usually for the same reason.
- Anonymous

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes we need the fog to remind ourselves
that all of life is not black and white.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite
smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol
before, after and if need be during all meals
and in the intervals between them.
- Winston Churchill

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Listen to the compass of your heart.
All you need lies within you.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is a day to cover your best weapons in velvet.
Go gently into the world.
Hold your anger.
Keep your competitive spirit in check.
Some day you will need your fierce weapons,
but not today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The problems of the world cannot possibly
be solved by skeptics or cynics
whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
- John F. Kennedy

Unlike grown-ups, children have little need to deceive themselves.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.
- Emily Dickinson

We humans feel an instinctive need to know
what is coming next - what we can count upon.
We fear change - even the most positive change.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We disrespect ourselves and our free-will
whenever we say that we NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If anyone has material possessions and sees his brother in need
but has no pity on him, how can the love of God be in him?
- 1 John 3:17

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

If you have built castles in the air,
your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

All you need is love.
- John Lennon

All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.
- The Beatles

Instead of needing lots of children,
we need high-quality children.
- Margaret Mead

I have no need to conform to the stereotypes
others have defined for me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Being human, we are imperfect. That's why we need each other.
To catch each other when we falter.
To encourage each other when we lose heart.
Some may lead; others may follow; but none of us can go it alone.
- Hilary Clinton

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment
before starting to improve the world.
- Anne Frank

Why need I volumes, if one word suffice?
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The winds of grace are always blowing;
all we need to do is raise our sails.
- Anonymous

The question is not whether we will be extremists,
but what kind of extremists we will be...
The nation and the world are in dire need of creative extremists.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is a sufficiency in the world
for man's need but not for man's greed.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
- Lao Tzu

Breath by breath, let go of fear, expectation, anger,
regret, cravings, frustration, fatigue.
Let go of the need for approval.
- Lama Surya Das

There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is not more vacation we need -
it is more vocation.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I love you because I love you.
You are a part of me, and
I need no reasons to love you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Look at this butterfly, so beautiful, so delicate.
I can enjoy this butterfly from a distance,
but if I touched her, she would die.
While not quite as delicate as butterflies,
people also need private space and private time
away from the demands of the world -
even away from the attentions of those
with whom they are most bonded.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Relief has its place. But what the people need
is not relief, but release -
release of their own potential for development.
- Jimmy Yen

You don't need a reason to be happy,
just a choice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be,
at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Being a role model is the most powerful form of educating.
Youngsters need good models more than they need critics.
It's one of a parent's greatest responsibilities and opportunities.
- John Wooden

If you have to have it, it's ego.
If you have to not have it, it's ego.
Hold life lightly and it will deliver what you need
and release what you don't.
- Alan Cohen

We do not need to proselytize
either by our speech or by our writing.
We can only do so really with our lives.
Let our lives be open books for all to study.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Know that you do not need anyone's permission
to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing is missing - Lack is an illusion.
We always have everything we truly need.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your children need your presence
more than your presents.
- Jesse Jackson

I Never "Need To"
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin;
what else does a man need to be happy?
- Albert Einstein

One measure of friendship consists
not in the number of things friends can discuss,
but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
- Clifton Fadiman

You don't need anybody to tell you
who you are or what you are.
You are what you are!
- John Lennon

The best slave does not need to be beaten. She beats herself.
- Erica Jong

Everything I need will be manifested.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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