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Violence, even well intentioned,
always rebounds upon oneself.
- Lao Tzu
It really does matter when we tell even the slightest untruth.
Even something as well intentioned as
telling someone their ill-finished
hair style looks wonderful will backfire -
certainly karmically, and usually practically.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney
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If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)
Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford
Miracles are the natural way of the Universe -
our only job is to move our doubting minds aside
and let the miracles flow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
We attract abundance when we ask from a compassionate heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous
The more you praise and celebrate your life,
the more there is in life to celebrate.
- Oprah Winfrey
What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha
It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie
Life is a mirror, and will reflect back
to the thinker what he thinks into it.
- Ernest Holmes
The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu
If you have zest and enthusiasm
you attract zest and enthusiasm.
Life does give back in kind.
- Norman Vincent Peale
INTENT:
We hold the power to make things happen
through our intent -
to the extent that we use our intention
with compassion and without ego.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I cannot persuade myself that a
beneficent and omnipotent God
would have designedly created parasitic wasps
with the express intention of their feeding
within the living bodies of caterpillars.
- Charles Darwin
This world is but a canvas to our imagination.
- Henry David Thoreau
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift
and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
We have created a society that honors the servant
and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein
The wish for healing has always been half of health.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Each and every human being on Earth
has both the responsibility and the privilege
of viewing themselves as Divine beings
with the power to bring about peace.
- James Twyman
Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Every thought you think
and every word you speak
is affirming something.
- Louise L. Hay
The struggle ends when the gratitude begins.
- Neale Donald Walsch
My greatest service to others is living happily,
and radiating happiness and joy to those around me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Have the will to be well, to be happy, and to live in joy.
- Ernest Holmes
The universal Mind contains all knowledge.
It is the potential ultimate of all things.
To it, all things are possible.
- Ernest Holmes
When you see something done,
know that you intended it.
If you don't like what you see,
then deeply examine your intentions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
- William Blake
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed,
but nature does not depend on us.
We are not the only experiment.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Reality is what you believe it to be.
It's what you put your thought and energy into,
because your hands physically manifest thought.
So your world becomes what you feel and what you think.
- Jewel
You become what you think about.
- Earl Nightingale
You can attract only that which you mentally become
and feel yourself to be in reality.
- Ernest Holmes
The Science of Mind is intensely practical
because it teaches us how to use
the Mind Principle for definite purposes,
such as helping those who are sick, impoverished, or unhappy.
- Ernest Holmes
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The thing always happens that you really believe in;
and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I am one with the power and wisdom of the Universe.
I have all that I need.
- Louise L. Hay
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey
God is all there is - God includes everything,
all possibility and all action,
for Spirit is the invisible essence and substance of all form.
- Ernest Holmes
Life is unlimited - it expands with the generosity,
compassion, inventiveness, and service that you contribute.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What we think, we become.
- The Buddha
Expressing gratitude seems like a cosmic invitation
for all kinds of thankfulness and appreciation to pour in.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
For those who do not live in fear of scarcity, life is unlimited.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The key to growth is the introduction of
higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness.
- Lao Tzu
The mind is everything.
What you think you become.
- The Buddha
A man is but the product of his thoughts -
what he thinks, he becomes.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
You are to have implicit confidence in your own ability,
knowing that it is the nature of thought
to externalize itself in your health and affairs,
knowing that you are the thinker.
- Ernest Holmes
I have ready access to a power beyond my wildest imagination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Our life is what our thoughts make it.
- Marcus Aurelius
My greatest Power and my greatest Inner Peace come
when I Intend my future, and when I avoid Expecting it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Your word is the power that you have to create
- don Miguel Ruiz
Know that you can have whatever you want,
when you ask from a compassionate heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.
- The Buddha
What I know for sure is that
what you give comes back to you.
- Oprah Winfrey
All the energy of the universe is mine
to use as spirit directs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous
We each have a sixth sense that is
attuned to the oneness dimension in life,
providing a means for us to guide our lives
in accord with our ideas.
- Henry Reed
If you don't know what you want, you will probably never get it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson
It is done to you as you believe.
- Ernest Holmes
The ancestor of every action is a thought.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
What you are comes to you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
What we speak becomes the house we live in.
- Hafiz
The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton
In our willingness to give that which we seek,
we keep the abundance of the universe circulating in our lives.
- Deepak Chopra
Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.
- Soren Kierkegaard
It is neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so.
- William Shakespeare
Well-being is making its way to you at all times.
If you will relax and find a way to allow it,
it will be your experience.
- Abraham (Esther Hicks)
The road to freedom lies not through
mysteries or occult performances,
but through the intelligent use
of natural forces and laws.
- Ernest Holmes
Gratitude in advance is the most powerful
creative force in the universe.
- Neale Donald Walsch
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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