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There comes that mysterious meeting in life
when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be,
igniting the circuits of our highest potential.
- Rusty Berkus
When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous
The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln
Our faith comes in moments; our vice is habitual.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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After the first blush of sin, comes its indifference.
- Henry David Thoreau
True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
- Percy Bysshe Shelley
Every child comes with the message
that God is not yet discouraged of man.
- Rabindranath Tagore
No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- A Course in Miracles
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Good judgement comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgement.
- Jim Horning
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
When life offers you a dream so far
beyond any of your expectations,
it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.
- Bella, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer
Make the most of your regrets;
never smother your sorrow,
but tend and cherish it till it comes to have
a separate and integral interest.
To regret deeply is to live afresh.
- Henry David Thoreau
If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Weariness comes, on some days, from lack of service to self.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Life in abundance comes only through great love.
- Elbert Hubbard
All unhappiness comes from either
having less than yesterday,
or from having less than one's neighbor.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You have to accept whatever comes
and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage
and with the best that you have to give.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
The opportunity for greater courage
comes in the most ordinary of moments.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Life comes from the earth and life returns to the earth.
- Zhuangzi
Confidence comes not from always being right
but from not fearing to be wrong.
- Peter T. Mcintyre
The man with insight enough to admit his limitations
comes nearest to perfection.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Once you know yourself as a genuine seeker,
and when your own inner chamber is quite enlightened,
then comes the natural unfoldment of pure love and compassion
and a genuine desire to serve others.
- Rod Stryker
Offense comes not from the mouth, but from the ear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The only thing that makes life possible
is permanent, intolerable uncertainty;
not knowing what comes next.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Change comes from within.
- Anonymous
For those who are bored with life,
the path to happiness almost always comes
through service to the less-fortunate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
- Vince Lombardi
Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett
THE fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
- Carl Sandburg
I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing,
whether it comes from a black man or a white man.
- Nelson Mandela
Death comes to all,
but great achievements build a monument
which shall endure until the sun grows cold.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
In rivers, the water that you touch
is the last of what has passed
and the first of that which comes;
so with present time.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Strength does not come from physical capacity.
It comes from an indomitable will.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Love comes to those who still hope
even though they've been disappointed,
to those who still believe
even though they've been betrayed,
to those who still love
even though they've been hurt before.
- Anonymous
All the suffering, stress, and addiction
comes from not realizing you already are what you are looking for.
- Jon Kabat-Zinn
True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize
how little we understand about life,
ourselves, and the world around us.
- Socrates
What you are comes to you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do your best, and always accept life as it comes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you love something, set it free;
if it comes back it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach
One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life
comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Faith is the highest passion in a human being.
Many in every generation may not come that far, but none comes further.
- Soren Kierkegaard
The time comes upon every public man
when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.
- Abraham Lincoln
Play to win, but be a good loser.
Have a plan for your life,
but accept whatever comes your way
with grace and gratitude.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
- The Buddha
Uncertainty that comes from knowledge
(knowing what you don't know)
is different from uncertainty coming from ignorance.
- Isaac Asimov
Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly.
It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.
- Henry Ford
Freedom makes a huge requirement of every human being.
With freedom comes responsibility.
For the person who is unwilling to grow up,
the person who does not want to carry is own weight,
this is a frightening prospect.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
With manners comes insincerity.
Truth is sometimes difficult.
- Bono
The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Improve what you can
and accept all the rest of life
just as it comes.
Know that fear is your worst enemy -
perhaps your only enemy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Envy comes from people's ignorance of,
or lack of belief in, their own gifts.
- Jean Vanier
It all comes to this:
the simplest way to be happy is to do good.
- Helen Keller
Everything comes to us that belongs to us
if we create the capacity to receive it.
- Rabindranath Tagore
The most interesting information comes from children,
for they tell all they know and then stop.
- Mark Twain
I do my best and accept life as it comes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Impart as much as you can of your spiritual being
to those who are on the road with you,
and accept as something precious
what comes back to you from them.
- Albert Schweitzer
Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden
Be clear that expectations are demands.
Demanding that life turn out the way we prefer
is a sure path to disappointment and suffering.
Happiness lies in having no expectations,
and accepting life as it comes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There comes a time when the mind
takes a higher plane of knowledge
but can never prove how it got there.
- Albert Einstein
Moral authority is never retained by
any attempt to hold on to it.
It comes without seeking and
is retained without effort.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Above all, don't lie to yourself.
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie
comes to a point that he cannot
distinguish the truth within him, or around him,
and so loses all respect for himself and for others.
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Happiness comes from a conscious choice to live life joyfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
From caring comes courage.
- Lao Tzu
Forgive and give as if it were your last opportunity.
Love like there's no tomorrow, and if tomorrow comes, love again.
- Max Lucado
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May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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