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Often it does not matter so much what we choose,
by Alan Cohen

Often it does not matter so much what we choose,
but that we do choose.
- Alan Cohen

Going nowhere faster will not get you somewhere.
- Alan Cohen

You change the past when you change the way you see it.
- Alan Cohen

If you have to have it, it's ego.
If you have to not have it, it's ego.
Hold life lightly and it will deliver what you need
and release what you don't.
- Alan Cohen


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Since you are the one who has to live with your choices,
be sure they are your own.
- Alan Cohen

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill


 

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
- H. L. Mencken

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The price of freedom for a nation is lives and money.
Often, the price of freedom for an individual
is challenging the closed minds of family and friend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In time we hate that which we often fear.
- William Shakespeare

No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child.
- Anonymous (often attributed to Abraham Lincoln)

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.
- Socrates

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry S. Truman

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling

Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
- Helen Keller

Often the hands will solve a mystery
that the intellect has struggled with in vain.
- Carl Jung

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb often quoted by Eleanor Roosevelt

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Often, the greatest joy is to be found not in new things,
but in old things seen through new eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I'm trusting and being myself...
everything in my life reflects this
by falling into place easily, often miraculously.
- Shakti Gawain

Friendship often leads to love,
but lust seldom leads to friendship.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Books can only reveal us to ourselves,
and as often as they do us this service we lay them aside.
- Henry David Thoreau

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Success is often the result of taking
a misstep in the right direction.
- Al Bernstein

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition.
The immature mind often mistakes one for the other,
or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -
in fact, they're almost incompatible;
one emotion hardly leaves room for the other.
Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil.
- Robert Heinlein

Today is my day to laugh loud - laugh often
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

They must often change,
who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
- Confucius

Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Religion often gets in the way of God.
- Bono

Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs
when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing,
because it can disappear for a long time,
and then pop back up when you least expect it.
- Lemony Snicket

Play as often as you can.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
- Mark Twain

A widespread belief is more often likely
to be foolish than sensible.
- Bertrand Russell

Being defeated is often a temporary condition.
Giving up is what makes it permanent.
- Marilyn vos Savant

I think wholeness is God's design for us;
and that often amounts to embracing contradictions.
- Bono

I often regret that I have spoken;
never that I have been silent.
- Publilius Syrus

The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle
than the courage of a final moment;
but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.
- John F. Kennedy

Know that the darkest night is often
the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

By not caring too much about what people think,
I'm able to think for myself
and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular.
And I succeed.
- Albert Ellis

Most of us love, to be sure.
Yet far too often our love is passive.
We must be proactive in our love
in order for it to change our lives.
- Marianne Williamson

Our connection with Spirit is unbreakable, but often imperceptible.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie,
deliberate, contrived and dishonest,
but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.
- John F. Kennedy

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

Stand often in the company of dreamers.
They believe you can achieve impossible things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Just because it's true, I say as often as I can
in as many ways as I can form, "I sure love you."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

All that glisters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told.
Many a man his life hath sold
but my outside to behold.
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
- William Shakespeare

Success often grows best in the fertile soil of failure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar

Small opportunities are often
the beginning of great enterprises.
- Demosthenes

What people often mean by getting rid of conflict
is getting rid of diversity,
and it is of the utmost importance
that these should not be considered the same.
- M. P. Follett


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