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A divorce is like an amputation:
you survive it, but there's less of you.
- Margaret Atwood
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Groucho Marx
When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland
There are four stages in a marriage.
First there's the affair,
then the marriage,
then children
and finally the fourth stage,
without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
- Norman Mailer
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Anonymous
If you have been divorced, you know it hurts -
especially if your marriage had lasted many years.
Whatever the circumstances of your relationship,
and whatever the nature of its ending,
there is always grief and regret -
perhaps regret over the ending,
or perhaps regret over not ending the relationship sooner -
or perhaps both.
Nonetheless, move past the grief and regret.
No matter how painful, divorce, like all endings,
opens the door to new beginnings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You can learn how to let go of the past.
Whether you have experienced a break up
with someone you cared for deeply,
whether death has taken a loved one,
whether you have had a feud with a friend or family member,
whether you have lost a job.
Move on and let go.
Life can be joyful and rewarding again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Do real life people actually fall in love
with the idea of being in love?
Unfortunately, it is actually quite common.
Someone wants desperately to have
the husband or wife of their dreams.
They visualize the vine-covered cottage
with the white picket fence.
They choose the colors for the nursery.
They design all the aspects of their married life.
A real person stands no chance of measuring up to those fantasies.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You cannot divorce religious belief and public service.
I've never detected any conflict between
God's will and my political duty.
If you violate one, you violate the other.
- Jimmy Carter
Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken
A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)
If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler
Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde
One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain
I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)
It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill
When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer
Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher
Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov
I am always ready to learn
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill
Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy
A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
Gods always behave like the people who make them.
- Zora Neale Hurston
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin
There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart
Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers
Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60.
They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein
Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill
I don't like to think of laws
as rules you have to follow,
but more as suggestions.
- George Carlin
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra
When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton
Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
- Lewis Carroll
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer
I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer
It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth
are rotting when I listen to the radio.
- Bono
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter
His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
- Lewis Carroll
Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield
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