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In true friendship, one can express
by Aparna Chatterjee

In true friendship, one can express
anything and everything without feeling ashamed
or afraid of being rejected.
- Aparna Chatterjee

Friendship is all about Mutuality,
neither Individuality nor Singularity.
- Aparna Chatterjee

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld


 

True believers just don't see things the way they are,
because if they did, they wouldn't be true believers anymore.
- Philip Caputo

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

The book of life is filled with incoherent riddles.
Life's true lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

Your inner thoughts reveal your true nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

The True Surprise is that
So Many of Us have Evolved So Rapidly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.
- The Buddha

A true friend sees the good in everything,
and brings out the best in the worst of things.
- Sasha Azevedo

Compassion and generosity must be the heart of any true religion.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
- William Shakespeare

When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.

Intolerance is itself a form of violence
and an obstacle to the growth of a true democratic spirit.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Society censors our actions,
but our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Politics is a profession; a serious, complicated and,
in its true sense, a noble one.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

There are not many things in life
so beautiful as true friendship,
and not many things more uncommon.
- Anonymous

Everything deep is also simple
and can be reproduced simply
as long as its reference
to the whole truth is maintained.
But what matters is not what is witty
but what is true.
- Albert Schweitzer

Women are like teabags.
We don't know our true strength
until we are in hot water!
- Eleanor Roosevelt

True religion is real living;
living with all one's soul,
with all one's goodness and righteousness.
- Albert Einstein

Trust men and they will be true to you;
treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

True independence is not a gift to be received.
It can't be a hand-out to people.
It must be an achievement by the people.
- Jimmy Yen

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates

The true delight is in the finding out,
rather than in the knowing.
- Isaac Asimov

A true "moral compass" never points toward discrimination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friendship always feels safe and comfortable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone
who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson

The function of education is to teach one
to think intensively and to think critically.
Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Feigned courtesy is a mere shadow of true kindness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Knowledge is happiness, because to have knowledge -
broad, deep knowledge - is to know true ends from false,
and lofty things from low.
- Helen Keller

'Tis strange - but true;
for truth is always strange;
Stranger than fiction.
- Lord Byron

True love has no limits.
- Anonymous

Pity may represent little more
than the impersonal concern
which prompts the mailing of a check,
but true sympathy is the personal concern
which demands the giving of one's soul.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A wise man will make haste to forgive,
because he knows the true value of time,
and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
- Samuel Johnson

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Those of true faith don't require guaranteed security.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy,
the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child.
The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.
- Emma Goldman


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